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[QUOTE=judgeofdeath;16153446]What the? Cursed rod of uncurse?[/QUOTE] use it and see if it uncurses it'self curses usually mean you cannot drop them and you teleport when in towns and caves.

Rods, potions and books don't do that. Chances are that it will curse stuff instead.

[QUOTE=Fijgum;16152878]aaw this game is sooooooooooooo frustrating -.- i got nearly 5k gold by doing the mainquest and going to palmia. then there were 2 or 3 battles I could do nothing but die and i lost most of my stuff and I'm back to 1k gold. I can't identify shit because most of the time i don't even have enough money for food and i never find any item that's worth more than 50gp, even if its identified so at best i make -250gp with an item. the scrolls i find won't bring more. i once had a spell book that gave 240 with the vendor, still far too few to even think of getting somewhere. all quests are at least red, "before its too late" quests need to be done in 2-3days. i don't understand, what can I do besides losing and cheating in this game?[/QUOTE] For one, stay on the roads. Secondly, what class did you pick? You should have no trouble beating the crap out of any enemies you encounter unless you have a lot of fame. Unless you went pianist or something.

I'm warrior. I always stay on the road. But I always have the luck to stumble over some orc shaman or some whitish ghosty thing that kills me without me beeing able to run away. Puti Rank. Haha.

[url]http://elona.squares.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2400&start=0[/url] Elona memory editor Theres versions up to 1.05 on it just gotta look through the pages (about 4 toltal) But for you lazy people Vista: mediafire.com/file/tzzwmw2tyt2/EloHack_0_5_Vista.zip XP: mediafire.com/file/2t2yqozmjmy/EloHack_1_0_0_5_r2.rar

Wow, finally something awesome :> I found some map in my dreams, went there and digged... Died a few times of starvation though [img]http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9431/elonawesome.jpg[/img] Yeah ^^ gold, too :D

This looks completely fucking epic.

[QUOTE=sami-pso;10912492][media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=eOF89pSZHPg[/media][/QUOTE] That was somewhat distrurbing. [editline]03:52PM[/editline] [QUOTE=DimJim;10942926]I opened up the extra races and decided to play as God. I failed horribly. I then tried Catgod. 5 hours later I was level 7 with 12000 GP, a blessed coral pistol, a cursed obsidian wakasagi (Don't know how to spell it) and blessed armor. I've got 504 speed and other amazing stats. So use the extra race Catgod if you have trouble. I used my 504 speed to escape the bandits once, ran into 2 hard gays, a big daddy, and I hunt a lot. Also, there's a scroll of oracle, if you use it it tells you where artifacts generated. There was a sword that ends all in my house, but it apparently disappeared.[/QUOTE] I did but I had boobs and stuff...and I never looked at my character the same... BUT I DID BRING IN 6k A DAY THROUGH PROSTITUTION :DDD [editline]03:58PM[/editline] That'd be awesome if whoring yourself out in this game was more explicit

lol in the chat [quote]7/20(23) : Epic Conclusion Woop says, "GUARDS!" 7/20(23) : Epic Conclusion Woop says, "guards" 7/20(23) : Epic Conclusion Woop says, "guards!" 7/20(23) : Epic Conclusion Woop says, "Guards Help" 7/20(23) : Epic Conclusion Woop says, "help guards" 7/20(23) : Epic Conclusion Woop says, "help guards!"[/quote]

Okay, seriously what the fuck. I was in Vernis, and another little girl started following me (I already had one following me). We went and did a dungeon together, then went back to vernis, but then, on the way back to my house, she pours a Molotov cocktail over herself, says "sorry I failed you" and burns into ash. Wha...?

[url]http://rapidshare.com/files/257999768/sav_Sgt.RapeTrain.rar.html[/url] My cheat save if you want, good stats rod of wishes overpowered weapons rare shit etc, Character name is Sgt.RapeTrain, He has a lil girl named Cpl.Suck&Fuck :v:

Also I shagged the elder of Vernis twice.

[QUOTE=Fijgum;16154878]Wow, finally something awesome :> I found some map in my dreams, went there and digged... Died a few times of starvation though [img]http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9431/elonawesome.jpg[/img] Yeah ^^ gold, too :D[/QUOTE] Well for one you're overweight. This means you'll take damage every few steps until you drop some stuff. Secondly, why did you identify all your items? That identifies everything, including useless items like <a shit> (literally, a shit.). Thirdly, what's your fame? At level 3, you should not run into orcs. Let alone orc shamans.

I don't know what to identify. Everything I identify turns out to be shit so I just identified everything. Overweight came with the treasure I found. And I don't know my fame level, maybe it's goblin shamans but it shoots some magic stuff and I die.

:facepalm: Then check. Press c, take a picture, post it.

Why when I press z it brings up zap. What the fuck?!

Make sure your caps lock key is off.

Also no one likes my piano playing...

I have a fame of 109 :4chan: But I don't seem to get more money than 9k :| And I'm afraid of getting a higher level than 6...

Well I just tried traveler, for two levels, than gave up. Also why does no class use the firearms skill from the start?

Fijgum, why do you keep starving? Just buy about six traveler food cargoes and you're ready to go.

[editline]edit[/editline]1 Now I did the whole seducing thing to a guard and got 1k but almost immedietely after he killed me. Now I have a cloak, machine gun, ammo, and a whole much of other shit in there that I can't get. WHY ALL OF A SUDDEN DO THEY WANT TO KILL ME? [editline]Edit[/editline]2 This is stupid. I can imagine them killing me ONCE or maybe fining and sending me to jail. But I can't even VISIT the city without being killed on site. How do I fix this? [editline]Edit[/editline]3 I don't want to waste 5 hours again to get back to where I was. [editline]Edit[/editline]4 That was a not too fun fucking waste of 5 hours. This is why I can't play roguelikes. They're brutal, nonsensical unforgiving games. [editline]Edit[/editline]5 I'm sorry guys. This game is great, a time waster. That's good and bad.

DAMN IT! Food is free you dumbasses! Just press 'e' over a loaf of bread or a bread stick in a bakery. You don't lose karma, you don't get killed...Food is free if displayed, just eat it. Stop wasting money on it haha.

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This game confuses me to no end. The tutorial took me like one hour to complete, and I don't think I even did everything right. Like every fucking button on the keyboard has its own separate function. It's pretty headachey.

How do I heal random mutations? I don't want to be stupid :saddowns: And maybe stop myself from randomly disapearing and reapearing somewhere else on the local map.

The mutations you need a potion of cure mutation, which I believe are pretty rare. The teleporting is because you're wearing a cursed item.

How does claiming items through heirship work? I can't put things into the heir trunk.

[img]http://i32.tinypic.com/9u4tjd.png[/img] "Suddenly, you disappear."

[QUOTE=Mbbird;16163089][editline]edit[/editline]1 Now I did the whole seducing thing to a guard and got 1k but almost immedietely after he killed me. Now I have a cloak, machine gun, ammo, and a whole much of other shit in there that I can't get. WHY ALL OF A SUDDEN DO THEY WANT TO KILL ME? [editline]Edit[/editline]2 This is stupid. I can imagine them killing me ONCE or maybe fining and sending me to jail. But I can't even VISIT the city without being killed on site. How do I fix this? [editline]Edit[/editline]3 I don't want to waste 5 hours again to get back to where I was. [editline]Edit[/editline]4 That was a not too fun fucking waste of 5 hours. This is why I can't play roguelikes. They're brutal, nonsensical unforgiving games. [editline]Edit[/editline]5 I'm sorry guys. This game is great, a time waster. That's good and bad.[/QUOTE] You're probably at -30 karma and under level 6, which if you managed it, is a pretty incredible feat. Guards will only attack you at -30 karma and under, or if provoked. When being killed by a guard (and level 6+) you will gain 10 karma (up to 0 karma). Don't run around yanking shit and attacking random villagers or anything stupid like that, and you won't have a problem. [editline]09:36PM[/editline] [QUOTE=DimJim;16165493]How does claiming items through heirship work? I can't put things into the heir trunk.[/QUOTE] I believe all your old equipment is placed into the heir trunk when starting a new adventurer from a created gene file. [editline]09:37PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mbbird;16165570][img]http://i32.tinypic.com/9u4tjd.png[/img] "Suddenly, you disappear."[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, got teleported there once. It's why I always carry a scroll of escape, unfortunately it takes a few turns to tele you, though it's a guaranteed escape.