• Elona - Hilarious Roguelike
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Instead of yelling at me can someone tell me. I'm on the field the tax box is. Now what do I do. I can't put anything into it, I can't use it. I can only open it. How do I pay my taxes.
Open. Put in bill.
There's the problem. The taxes page (or from what I read on how to pay it) doesn't explain the bills part. I haven't been into my salary box in a while (apparently 4 months) and I found the bills. Now it all makes sense. Now I can't get quests. I grab the quest. Check my journal. No quest. On any of the pages. I can't take Escort or "It's too late missions". What's the max party limit? [editline]02:59PM[/editline] My quest target Paheal the Citizen was just killed by a prostitute in Derphy. Now what? I can't deliver my stuff to her. [editline]03:12PM[/editline] [b]THIS GAME WANTS ME TO KILL MYSELF. ETHER STORM THAT GIVES ME FUCKING SORES ON MY FACE IN ONE TURN, AS I WAS 2 FIELDS FROM DERPHY. THE SAME ETHER STORM INTERRUPTED MY 4 DAY QUEST TO GET TO DERPHY. I RUN OUT OF CARGOS AS I BECOME A CRIMINAL FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO RAISE MONEY FAST ENOUGH TO PAY ALL MY BILLS. NOW I CAN'T MAKE IT TO DERPHY WITHOUT GETTING TO A STARVING STATE. I HAVE 100 GOLD. -85 KARMA BECAUSE THIS ETHER STORM + BECOMING A CRIMINAL MAKES ME FAIL 2 QUESTS AT ONCE. GOD DAMN THERE IS WAY TO MANY FUCKING THINGS TO BALANCE.[/b]
[QUOTE=Mbbird;16182900]There's the problem. The taxes page (or from what I read on how to pay it) doesn't explain the bills part. I haven't been into my salary box in a while (apparently 4 months) and I found the bills. Now it all makes sense. Now I can't get quests. I grab the quest. Check my journal. No quest. On any of the pages. I can't take Escort or "It's too late missions". What's the max party limit? [editline]02:59PM[/editline] My quest target Paheal the Citizen was just killed by a prostitute in Derphy. Now what? I can't deliver my stuff to her. [editline]03:12PM[/editline] [b]THIS GAME WANTS ME TO KILL MYSELF. ETHER STORM THAT GIVES ME FUCKING SORES ON MY FACE IN ONE TURN, AS I WAS 2 FIELDS FROM DERPHY. THE SAME ETHER STORM INTERRUPTED MY 4 DAY QUEST TO GET TO DERPHY. I RUN OUT OF CARGOS AS I BECOME A CRIMINAL FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO RAISE MONEY FAST ENOUGH TO PAY ALL MY BILLS. NOW I CAN'T MAKE IT TO DERPHY WITHOUT GETTING TO A STARVING STATE. I HAVE 100 GOLD. -85 KARMA BECAUSE THIS ETHER STORM + BECOMING A CRIMINAL MAKES ME FAIL 2 QUESTS AT ONCE. GOD DAMN THERE IS WAY TO MANY FUCKING THINGS TO BALANCE.[/b][/QUOTE] You act this way in OOC in SS 13, too. Get over it.
[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;16180051]i got caught in the etherwind now i have a fat neck and can't wear amulets :([/QUOTE] I have this too :(
[QUOTE=FunnyGamer;16183657]You act this way in OOC in SS 13, too. Get over it.[/QUOTE] I'd rather seperate my SS13 life from everything else. Please don't bring this up. I've been a whiny faggot there, I know. Time changes people. I'm not normally like that, and I only did that in the very beginning. Calm...
[QUOTE=Mbbird;16182900]There's the problem. The taxes page (or from what I read on how to pay it) doesn't explain the bills part. I haven't been into my salary box in a while (apparently 4 months) and I found the bills. Now it all makes sense. Now I can't get quests. I grab the quest. Check my journal. No quest. On any of the pages. I can't take Escort or "It's too late missions". What's the max party limit? [editline]02:59PM[/editline] My quest target [b]Paheal[/b] the Citizen was just killed by a prostitute in Derphy. Now what? I can't deliver my stuff to her.[/QUOTE] that's a pretty 34 name you got there
Why do you guys keep flaming Mbbird? Even if you think he is a little bit :downs:, don't flame. I personally find it hilarious how he gets into those situations.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;16183954]I'd rather seperate my SS13 life from everything else. Please don't bring this up. I've been a whiny faggot there, I know. Time changes people. I'm not normally like that, and I only did that in the very beginning. Calm...[/QUOTE] You whine alot here too, jesus. EDIT: moar dumz plz
[QUOTE=Mbbird;16183954]Time changes people.[/QUOTE] Wrong. Whiny bitches will still be whiny bitches. Assholes will still be assholes. etc etc etc.
Just ignore my post then. :downs:
[QUOTE=FunnyGamer;16186528]Wrong. Whiny bitches will still be whiny bitches. Assholes will still be assholes. etc etc etc.[/QUOTE] holy shit derail flame war.
You can blame funnygamer. Please never bring up what happens in that thread anywhere. Anyway gamer I think it's funny you think people never change, except assholes will always be assholes. Goons will be goons, so end of arguement. Anyway I'm thinking of making a warrior and restarting...wizard was a bad choice. I die too easily and magic isn't as great as I thought it'd be. I think I've learned enough not to get in such a bad situation if I do choose to restart.
Well you seemed to be a pretty great wizard when you were trying to stab that asura as it ate your intestines...
[QUOTE=Battlefrank1111;16185188]that's a pretty 34 name you got there[/QUOTE] I c wut u did thar and now feel like a dirty person for doing so
[QUOTE=scout1;16187748]Well you seemed to be a pretty great wizard when you were trying to stab that asura as it ate your intestines...[/QUOTE] That was an accident. It was a puti rank attack and it came out of nowhere. I lol'd though because it was so random.
That FUCKING ASSHOLE WON'T STOP RAGNAROKING VERNIS He attecks me, starting it, then he attacks the summons over and over causing it to spam ragnarok. Fuck robe man.
I got caught at least a day's travel away from any town in the Etherwinds. I'm now afflicted with ether - what are the effects? Also, I got in some shelter and fucked a chick. She gave me 500 gold for it. I would have done it for free.
Check your feats page (F) to see the effects of mutations and diseases and stuff
[QUOTE=Punjon;16193438]I got caught at least a day's travel away from any town in the Etherwinds. I'm now afflicted with ether - what are the effects? Also, I got in some shelter and fucked a chick. She gave me 500 gold for it. I would have done it for free.[/QUOTE] welcome to the world of prostitution. give someone alcohol and they'll drink it, if they're not a quest NPC and you can talk to them, they'll have sex. repeat for gold
Those fucking jokers!
[QUOTE=Battlefrank1111;16195047]welcome to the world of prostitution. give someone alcohol and they'll drink it, if they're not a quest NPC and you can talk to them, they'll have sex. repeat for gold[/QUOTE] And negative karma! Delivery quests are easier with more profit, and you can only have sex once a day. Otherwise you're too tired.
How can one be too tired of sex :q: And you can fuck 5 people for burrying one corpse [img]http://www.smilies.4-user.de/include/Optimismus/smilie_op_030.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Battlefrank1111;16192042]That FUCKING ASSHOLE WON'T STOP RAGNAROKING VERNIS He attecks me, starting it, then he attacks the summons over and over causing it to spam ragnarok. Fuck robe man.[/QUOTE] Why the hell is whom dwell in the vanity attacking you?
[QUOTE=Mbbird;16200724]And negative karma! Delivery quests are easier with more profit, and you can only have sex once a day. Otherwise you're too tired.[/QUOTE] no, rest twice in between. [editline]03:44PM[/editline] [QUOTE=DimJim;16201253]Why the hell is whom dwell in the vanity attacking you?[/QUOTE] I attacked him because I wanted that kickass sword. I WILL kill him Somehow... [editline]04:49PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mbbird;16200724]And negative karma! Delivery quests are easier with more profit, and you can only have sex once a day. Otherwise you're too tired.[/QUOTE] Really, you know NOTHING about prostitution. I AM THE MASTER WHORE.
[QUOTE=Battlefrank1111;16201972] Really, you know NOTHING about prostitution. I AM THE MASTER WHORE.[/QUOTE] I gave up after I realized how important karma is. I, as Elean wizard, had to sleep inbetween sex :( I was just a field away from Lumiest before I failed it and now I'm a criminal again. But dwarf warriors are much more fun that wizards.
[QUOTE=Battlefrank1111;16201972]no, rest twice in between. [editline]03:44PM[/editline] I attacked him because I wanted that kickass sword. I WILL kill him Somehow... [editline]04:49PM[/editline] Really, you know NOTHING about prostitution. I AM THE MASTER WHORE.[/QUOTE] Even if you do manage to kill him, the sword's not a guaranteed drop.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;16204279]I was just a field away from Lumiest before I failed it and now I'm a criminal again. But dwarf warriors are much more fun that wizards.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I went for Golem Warrior. They're awesome, they weight about 1,5t and have sooooooooo much constitution and strengh :) [editline]01:37AM[/editline] They cannot cook though. Tought my golem to cook. I think he'll starve to death from puking if he eats what he produces. But once I cooked delicious cat thingy, looked like an anime bone with meat, nice color etc. and I ate it. -5 Karma :(
Fire breath is the best feat EVER
How do you use feats?
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