Screw you minecraft! - Post those moments when you truly are annoyed at Minecraft. - Games

Someone opened a shop right next to mine in a SMP server. It was made out of wood. I walked over to it, and just stared at the owner for five minutes. Then I just dumped lava in it and lit the walls on fire with a flint and steel. AFTER I beat him to death with my bare hands.

Why?

Building a massive wall or fortress-chamber only to find that the room is one block asymmetrical and the double doors I want to instal are noticeably off center to the room. I know it's an old spergy moment but goddamn it keeps happening.

when I could get a dimension to work once before being sent to the nether when going through the portal that was meant to go to the damn moon!

How much of a pain in the ass redstone is. A simple thing like a lever leading to two pistons should only take like 2 seconds right? Well not if you want it to look neat with no visible redstone.

[QUOTE=a-k-t-w;31758509]Why?[/QUOTE] He was stealing business.

The usual: - While raking in a long haul, and getting ready to go back to my shelter, I come across [i]more[/i] resources ripe for the plucking. I may even come across more caves to be explored, more darkness to be brightened up, and even more diamonds to hunt or even iron ore to collect. Then what happens? I fall into a pool of hidden magma/get struck down by spiders, creepers or that aimbot using skeleton/forget to save. - When I was building my second Nether gate (The first one I'd built was lost, and I'd left behind many areas to mine in the Nether already.) I had only enough obsidian to build a single gate, and it took me ages just to get the diamond together for the pickaxes. Not to mention how long it took me to stop dying after trying to get the obsidian together itself. While putting the gate together, I misplaced not one but two blocks of it. After making the first error, I tried to swap out for my already weary, and last, diamond pickaxe, only to place another obsidian block in the sand. I ended up deleting that world. - Dying in any way possible on 2b2t.net - When I'm hunting mobs for resources and end up getting swarmed and killed. - When I start off in a crappy world (A world that's really plain, has too much sand even for my love of sandstone, or one without any room for a shelter.) I swear, one of the worlds I started off with was mostly plains, a massive desert, and nothing but hordes of creepers and skeletons stalking the landscape. I was playing on normal too, and I did nothing but die every few minutes. I tried making a temporary cacti hut, but the creepers and spiders were too many.

[QUOTE=TAU!;31759222]- When I was building my second Nether gate (The first one I'd built was lost, and I'd left behind many areas to mine in the Nether already.) I had only enough obsidian to build a single gate, and it took me ages just to get the diamond together for the pickaxes. Not to mention how long it took me to stop dying after trying to get the obsidian together itself. While putting the gate together, I misplaced not one but two blocks of it. After making the first error, I tried to swap out for my already weary, and last, diamond pickaxe, only to place another obsidian block in the sand. I ended up deleting that world.[/QUOTE] You deleted a world simply because you misplaced two blocks? I understand that they take a long ass time to mine but its only about 30 seconds to mine both of them.

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;31759313]You deleted a world simply because you misplaced two blocks? I understand that they take a long ass time to mine but its only about 30 seconds to mine both of them.[/QUOTE] My diamond pick broke when trying to fix that error, and most of the diamond I'd ever come across in that world ended up falling into magma pools. I've done worse.

Dying and forgetting to sleep in my bed, 2000 blocks away from spawn.

>build house as night falls >go to craft torches >forgot to grab coal >shitshitshit >scramble around in the darkness looking for surface coal >find some on the side of a goddamned mountain >no other coal in sight >mine it successfully >climb down successfully >make it back to home successfully >make it inside successfully >turn around successfully >get blown up by 3 fucking creepers who spawned right in my house successfully

>why are >you posting >like this?

"Oh shit! I've only 1 heart left, let's look for some pigs!" 15 minutes later. "Nevermind I'll just waste my cake." I ate the cake. Then I came out of my house to see 5 pigs. I raged and deleted the world.

Trying to update minecraft because I want to start vanilla using the force update option, minecraft.jar keeps getting stuck at 20%

Having my own wolf attack me instead of the zombie that hit me.

[QUOTE=a-k-t-w;31764054]>why are >you posting >like this?[/QUOTE] It's what some people do on 4chan to tell mildly amusing stories in a mildly amusing fashion. Also known as greentexting.

[QUOTE=TAU!;31759222]The usual:- When I was building my second Nether gate (The first one I'd built was lost, and I'd left behind many areas to mine in the Nether already.) I had only enough obsidian to build a single gate, and it took me ages just to get the diamond together for the pickaxes. Not to mention how long it took me to stop dying after trying to get the obsidian together itself. While putting the gate together, I misplaced not one but two blocks of it. After making the first error, I tried to swap out for my already weary, and last, diamond pickaxe, only to place another obsidian block in the sand. I ended up deleting that world. [/QUOTE] No doubt a lot of people know this, but if you have a steady source of lava, water, and dirt, you can make an obsidian gate the moment you get 3 iron. Make a mold of the gate with dirt, then fill with lava, then pour water over it. However, this is a slow and tedious process, and you'll probably get done faster mining the obsidian, but this is the the no diamond method.

[QUOTE=Arkantos;31767155]No doubt a lot of people know this, but if you have a steady source of lava, water, and dirt, you can make an obsidian gate the moment you get 3 iron. Make a mold of the gate with dirt, then fill with lava, then pour water over it. However, this is a slow and tedious process, and you'll probably get done faster mining the obsidian, but this is the the no diamond method.[/QUOTE] If you have nearby sources of lava and water and more than 1 bucket it's a hell of a lot faster than mining obsidian.

If you are carrying valuable items and see lava, you are guaranteed to fall in accidently every time.

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;31760179]>build house as night falls >go to craft torches >forgot to grab coal >shitshitshit >scramble around in the darkness looking for surface coal >find some on the side of a goddamned mountain >no other coal in sight[/QUOTE] Turn Logs into Charcoal. :v:

[QUOTE=leontodd;31772687]If you are carrying valuable items and see lava, you are guaranteed to fall in accidently every time.[/QUOTE] Am I the only one here who has never fallen into lava? I'm cautious as fuck, I dig out a 3 block edge around all lava I see then put blocks on the ceiling so that the only way to touch the lava is by squeezing through a 1 block tall gap.

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;31774284]Am I the only one here who has never fallen into lava? I'm cautious as fuck, I dig out a 3 block edge around all lava I see then put blocks on the ceiling so that the only way to touch the lava is by squeezing through a 1 block tall gap.[/QUOTE] I do this sometimes, though the one thing i hate the most is walking along underground and suddenly out of no where a 1x1 hole going to lava ambushes me.

When you cant play smp because someonein your house is downloading 20 gigs of music at once. [editline]16th August 2011[/editline] which also seems to cause double posts.

Dear Minecraft Seed Generator CAN I HAVE A SEED WITH PLAINS? PLEASE? FUCKING PLEASE?

[QUOTE=Zenpod;31774756]Dear Minecraft Seed Generator CAN I HAVE A SEED WITH PLAINS? PLEASE? FUCKING PLEASE?[/QUOTE] No, only giant amazing mountains.

Lightning burned my house down and 1 electro creepers killed me

[QUOTE=lolzy53;31775354]Lightning burned my house down and 1 electro creepers killed me[/QUOTE] I must be the only ONLY player to have never seen either. Rain, yes. Snow, yes. Creepers? Too many. But no lighting or a fuck-shit-up creeper.

[QUOTE=MightyMax;31775921]I must be the only ONLY player to have never seen either. Rain, yes. Snow, yes. Creepers? Too many. But no lighting or a fuck-shit-up creeper.[/QUOTE] That's ALL creepers, though.

[QUOTE=MightyMax;31775921]I must be the only ONLY player to have never seen either. Rain, yes. Snow, yes. Creepers? Too many. But no lighting or a fuck-shit-up creeper.[/QUOTE] I've seen them on an SMP server. About fifty, because some admins were fucking around. Luckily, creeper damage and creeper to player damage was off. I got so much gunpowder from them...

Falling into lava while holding shift. Fucking shitty hit detection.