Screw you minecraft! - Post those moments when you truly are annoyed at Minecraft.
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[QUOTE=Zenpod;31774756]Dear Minecraft Seed Generator
CAN I HAVE A SEED WITH PLAINS?
PLEASE?
FUCKING PLEASE?[/QUOTE
My latest city is being built on an utterly massive open plain, you just have to explore enough.
water
Larva...
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You made that in paint and its ugly.
Once on a SMP server, I was walking in the main area, at night, in front of me were zombies, turned right, there were spiders, eventually, I ended up getting chased by EVERY mob there was (in 1.7.3 that is) into a mine where I eventually lost them but ended up meeting a creeper and getting blown up by it.
I never got any of my items back.
I hate it when notch releases updates (this was a while ago) that allows fire to spread to nearby blocks not directly touching.
Let's just say I had a wooden house, and I decided to put a lava spring in it.
The whole new 'Mobs spawn with chunks' thing with the recent updates, now I spawn in a huge bountiful forest, with nothing but sheep in, so I have to decide whether to eat bread for the rest of my minecraft life or go out searching some barren wasteland for meat.
Mobs persisting after you die, all of my fucking rage
Die in your mines carrying your only sword, nothing to make a new one, run back in
10 skeletons rowed up waiting for you promptly guarding your stuff
[editline]20th November 2011[/editline]
Oh and, whenever theres a Minecraft update, and theres some of the most easly seen issues possible
Notch/Jeb attempts to fix problem
Makes it 10 times worse
(See the goddamn login problems in SMP, he didnt test that even once)
I was looking down a ravine with lava at the bottom, and then I got shot by a skeleton in the back. Pretty obvious what happens next.
Walking around my fort when suddenly 3 spiders jump off my roof and murder me.
Farmin netherwarts is a real pain in the ass.
A ghast took out over half of my warts and Only left me with 2 left. I built cover around them but they would not grow. Then I read that they grow faster around lava so I start looking for lava.
But the my place in the nether is high above so I tried to climb down to the lava ocean as I could not trap any of the lava in some cobblestone, so I decided to climb down to the lava and then I fell.
Lost my iron armor, sword, pickaxe, bow and two buckets.
Luckily the friends that I play with have a forgiveful rule: we allow spawning armor to fix current armor with.
When you cant get redstone to work D:
Redstone and water - they don't mix, especially on a large scale where you have to redo EVERYTHING.
Survival mode, and there's only fucking SHEEP.
I've affectionately named the cave that I'm currently exploring "Skyfucker cave" for the fact that it seems to have generated in such a way as the maximize the number of skeletons, creepers, and spiders that fall down from the ceiling onto your face and fuck your shit.
FALL DAMAGE. My #1 cause of death.
I cant even remember the last time i died because of lava.
TIME TO ENCHANT THIS NEW BADASS DIAMOND PICKAXE WITCH SILK TO....suddenly lava.
The ending to Minecraft. I was actually pretty disappointed.
>Finally got to The End
>Game bugged
>Fell down with all of my diamond equipment
Anger effect multiplies with the hours without sleep.
5 * 24
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;33364814]FALL DAMAGE. My #1 cause of death.
I cant even remember the last time i died because of lava.[/QUOTE]
I hate that especially then i'm doing something important.
[QUOTE=SubjectX10;31764217]"Oh shit! I've only 1 heart left, let's look for some pigs!"
15 minutes later.
"Nevermind I'll just waste my cake."
I ate the cake. Then I came out of my house to see 5 pigs.
I raged and deleted the world.[/QUOTE]
waste cake
delete fucking EVERYTHING
Digging a basement for a workshop and BAM! There's a huge magma chamber with lava I plan to preserve with buckets of it. Nine buckets out of screw this, I lost count.
"Wow I'm standing on a gold block. Better mine that right quick"
Then I fall into seemingly bottomless pit underneath
I was playing on a server with my friend. We bolth had nice homes with farms. Starts to rain and it strikes all of my pigs (6 of them) and turns them into zombie pigmen. Had to swim an ocean to find 2 more.
Getting to the end in SMP, enchants and all only to have the game spawn me under the platform that you're usually supposed to land on.
I died, to say the least.
[editline]21st November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Limed00d;33368306]>Finally got to The End
>Game bugged
>Fell down with all of my diamond equipment
Anger effect multiplies with the hours without sleep.
5 * 24[/QUOTE]
rate me clocks :v:
Having my house catch fire from a lava furnace being placed incorrectly.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y80InwMmHLc[/media]
Should've known better to bring some enderpearls with me along the trip.
Yesterday I was mining really deep and I had 8 diamonds, 4 stacks of redstone, some obsidian, and a TON of iron. Then, as I was heading up to the surface I got lost and deciding to explore some more forgetting I had all of those valuables. Well, I saw two creepers so I turned around and ran then a spider did a leap of faith onto my face which then the creepers caught up to me and blew me up. I raged so hard I deleted the world I spent months playing on.
I wen't on this server once and wasted like a week to build sort of an empire and all, when i came back the admin had removed it and said: "[b]I reserved that place for my house, so i removed it.[b]"
:suicide:
Giant castle, tons of diamond, church, city wall... [b]FML[/b]
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