Screw you minecraft! - Post those moments when you truly are annoyed at Minecraft. - Games

All of the sudden, the 1/30th chance of actually going to the title screen.

[QUOTE=Mac2468;33555682]No minecraft I did not press left mouse twice I pressed it once, stop placing two or more blocks. Fuck you minecraft, fuuuuuucccckkkk yooooouuuu.[/QUOTE] You think you have it bad, try having a faulty RMB that seems to have a mind of it's own.

Fucking Gravel underground when trying to dig a cavern.

glitchy-ass magma cubes in smp

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;33808931]glitchy-ass magma cubes in smp[/QUOTE] Suffocating animals in SMP, Endermen being dirty cheaters in SMP, Creepers exploding when they shouldn't be in SMP, not being able to hit feet in SMP.

*dig dig* "Well after another couple blocks, I can turn this around and make room for a minecart" *dig* **WATER EVERYWHERE OH HOLY ASS**

Lemme dig down, this one time, the chances of a death or slim *dig* *lava* *Sound of my door getting beaten off it's hinges*

I was showing my little sister how to play Minecraft on my world when I decided to leave her alone for a second to use the bathroom, as it was night and I just surfaced from a long mining trip. When, I came back she said "I let the green man in the house, Chris!" along with seeing "Game Over!" and part of my house destroyed. (Thank god I put my minerals in my vault though, otherwise I would have raged.)

Get fortune III, yes find diamond vein with 9 pieces, YES they all only drop one FUCK NO Also, having to spend like 9 diamond pickaxes to get the right enchant :V

Found out that putting a torch on a hanging patch of gravel, makes the gravel remember it is affected by gravity. I found this out on a high gravel cliff in the nether, while standing on.

i found loads of diamonds in a mine and was making my way back when i fell in lava and lost them all, i shouted "NOOOOO" at the same time my mother asked, "do you want anythign from the curry house?" she got back and i was like "where's my food" she told me i had shouted at her, i never even heard her ask me.

Will the devs ever make it so i can run while placing blocks, with out every 5th block or so fucking up or posting double blocks? It's frustrating enough making walls and filling in shit without this problem making things worse.

I was playing with my littlesister, we were in the Nether. She was on a ledge above me, and I was traversing through quite a few zombie pigmen. What does she do? She shoots one with an arrow because "They annoyed her" and the whole bunch chases me and kills me next to a lava-pit, destroying most of my equipment. The zombie pigmen should really just attack the person who attacked them, not all the players.

i hate it when my armor breaks when i'm fighting pigmen and i don't know and they fuck my shit up.

When the two mods i actually like are incompatible with eachother.

Finally coming to the agreement of everyone who complained about sprinting being a double tap instead of having a dedicated key. Holy christ are puzzle maps annoying when you need to sprint.

I've just recently gotten this game, and I really hate the fact that I can't find any sheep to get wool to make beds half the time. Then for the first couple nights when I don't even have stone tools I'm just stuck sitting around. Also, I hate dying far from home. I recently was doing well on a world and decided to explore a ravine. I had iron tools and no armor. Halfway in, I was digging through some gravel and a creeper walked up and looked at me. In a scene many of you have no doubt seen many times he exploded and I died. This time, though, I had planned ahead, and left some extra stuff in a chest. I grabbed a stone sword and wood pick and decided to look for the ravine. The world I was in had two ravines, both not far from spawn, and I went into the wrong one. I went the quick way- falling and breaking my legs. After I figured out I was in the wrong ravine, i dug up and tried to find the one my shit was in. I got lost. tl;dr fuck creepers

I think I just made this sphere asymmetrical. CRAP! I knew arrow in the knee jokes weren't only not funny, but also cursed. Just didn't listen. Dum construction just is too tough to keep on and on fixing. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9XYUX.png[/IMG]

Basically when this happens every 15 minutes (which it does) [code] # # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x69c76e8a, pid=4976, tid=6532 # # JRE version: 6.0_29-b11 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.4-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [nvoglv32.DLL+0x776e8a] # # If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit: # http://java.sun.com/webapps/bugreport/crash.jsp # The crash happened outside the Java Virtual Machine in native code. # See problematic frame for where to report the bug. # [/code] I didn't post the whole log, but I can get about 500 of these by playing long enough. I opened up task manager while playing and it increases rapidly. In game it only said it was "using 52MB out of ####" but my good buddy task manager told me otherwise. It's great because, I don't get "Minecraft has run out of memory." I just get a complete crash, corrupting my worlds. Or at the very least not saving anything and getting to go back to how it was before that 15 minute segment. Sucks really bad, to the point where if I want to dick around in singleplayer to plan something, I have to start a server so my shit isn't lost. I sure hope the memory leaks are fixed.

[B]Minecraft has run out of memory![/B] Alright, yeah, okay PC, run every game at full settings with no lag at all, that's good, you're good at that. Yeah sure, Minecraft won't be a problem. Nope, I'm not lagging at all. What's this? An update? 1.0.0? Oh I can't wait to play. Boy, this update sure is fun, I'll just join a server. Wow, 1.0.0 has a lot of ne- [B]Minecraft has run out of memory![/B] I don't understand it at all. I can play any game with the highest possible settings, at 60fps. I don't lag at all in Minecraft, and yet it randomly runs out of memory.

[QUOTE=TCB;33915963][B]Minecraft has run out of memory![/B] Alright, yeah, okay PC, run every game at full settings with no lag at all, that's good, you're good at that. Yeah sure, Minecraft won't be a problem. Nope, I'm not lagging at all. What's this? An update? 1.0.0? Oh I can't wait to play. Boy, this update sure is fun, I'll just join a server. Wow, 1.0.0 has a lot of ne- [B]Minecraft has run out of memory![/B] I don't understand it at all. I can play any game with the highest possible settings, at 60fps. I don't lag at all in Minecraft, and yet it randomly runs out of memory.[/QUOTE] If you have a 64bit machine, do you have 64bit java as well?

[QUOTE=hacksore;33916366]If you have a 64bit machine, do you have 64bit java as well?[/QUOTE] I do not. [editline]27th December 2011[/editline] I'm guessing that's the problem, thanks.

Okay, i haven't played Minecraft in a while. So i played it for three days straight after i finished moving house. It went down like this: Updates, cool. New stuff.. I'll play this save.. Uhh... Click! So i sat there for about three days only getting up to make Dinner, go to the toilet and get Snacks and Coffee. I built a Pyramid of Sandstone with an inner cavern that spanned about 7k blocks in every direction all made out of smoothstone. I spent a day building the outer layer, a day building my inner layer and getting a LOAD of Cobble. I placed TNT in four spots, so you can't really exit or enter via any of the corners of the Pyramid. I get bored and make a redstone circuit on my final day and have it spiral up the Pyramid. Activated the circuit and everything blew up. I just have a pit made of smoothstone. Three days work of HELL. Needless to say, i don't use TNT anymore. I also play the game on peaceful because i respawned at night. Lovely. On Hard difficulty. Slaughtered in three seconds pretty much. My reaction was like this: "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK... YOUUUUUUUUUUU.... MINECRAAAAFT!" TL;DR: Pyramids and TNT don't go well. Neither does Hard Difficulty and Night.

You also need to allow Java more than 1GB of memory [editline]27th December 2011[/editline] Minecraft (highest settings): [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1439918/Pics/Screenshot-2011-12-27_20.16.29.png[/img] Skyrim (maxed, full AA, ultra everything): [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1439918/Pics/Screenshot-2011-12-27_20.19.25.png[/img]

[QUOTE=nimaratu;33925728]Neither does Hard Difficulty and Night.[/QUOTE] With a diamond sword or diamond pickaxe, a few hits kills anything.

whenever i need to wire something up with redstone Sometimes i just rage so hard i leave the server

Played on 2b2t and I had connection problems while I was in Nether... Then I logged in and found myself on bedrock, on top of Nether... [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2011-12-28_22.42_.50_.png[/img_thumb]

Holy shit I have to try doing that now

Here's something else in minecraft that pisses me off: Fucking. Pigmen. I was on a server (alone, natch) and decided to go to the nether base and explore. I found a pigman above a small crevice and accidentally tapped him, once, with a shovel. Then he and a million other pigmen swarm over me, push me into the crevice, and kill me. I went like 40 fucking times into the cavern they were in, and half my items despawned before I was able to get to them, including the Enchanted Iron Sword my friend gave me and the iron ore I'd mined. Seriously, what the fuck? Pigmen should stop attacking you at some point. edit: If I seem a bit angry in this post, it's because, naturally, I am. This just happened.

[QUOTE=TMBGFan;33941155]Here's something else in minecraft that pisses me off: Fucking. Pigmen. I was on a server (alone, natch) and decided to go to the nether base and explore. I found a pigman above a small crevice and accidentally tapped him, once, with a shovel. Then he and a million other pigmen swarm over me, push me into the crevice, and kill me. I went like 40 fucking times into the cavern they were in, and half my items despawned before I was able to get to them, including the Enchanted Iron Sword my friend gave me and the iron ore I'd mined. Seriously, what the fuck? Pigmen should stop attacking you at some point. edit: If I seem a bit angry in this post, it's because, naturally, I am. This just happened.[/QUOTE] The fact that you can't take care of a Pigmen swarm after "40 fucking times" is really boggling.