Screw you minecraft! - Post those moments when you truly are annoyed at Minecraft. - Games

Build a giant building/spend hours mining ; MINECRAFT CRASHES.

Trying to make a secret piston door, made me wanna punch a horse dick. I'm terrible with redstone.

[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;31175550]Trying to make a secret piston door, made me wanna punch a horse dick. I'm terrible with redstone.[/QUOTE] Punch a green dick [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-smug.gif[/img]

What annoys me is when you mine into a cave, and are instantly greeted by some fucking arrows fuck

I was goofing off in a friend's server, we had infinite redstone to do all sorts of shenanigans. I was making a TNT minefield in front of his house, and a [I]fucking pig jumped on the switch I just set down[/I]. [B]ALL OF MY RAGE[/B]

When the wiring for a piston door takes up more space than the room inside.

Skeletons, those annoying motherfuckers. They always seem to hit me by surprise. An arrow firing sound that pops out of nowhere freaks me out for sure. And most of the time, I have to run up to those little fuckers to beat them to death since I don't usually carry a bow with me. So I lose a lot of health because of them.

[QUOTE=Larry_G;31176034]Skeletons, those annoying motherfuckers. They always seem to hit me by surprise. An arrow firing sound that pops out of nowhere freaks me out for sure. And most of the time, I have to run up to those little fuckers to beat them to death since I don't usually carry a bow with me. So I lose a lot of health because of them.[/QUOTE] It's even worse when there's more than one skeleton at a time.

[QUOTE=Drasnus;31175992]When the wiring for a piston door takes up more space than the room inside.[/QUOTE] Only if you make the door pretty complicated. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5062494/junk/simplest_piston_door.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Armotekma;31170174]I completed my double door + double piston door..thing.. in my house, and I open it, walk in, hear a SSSSS. Look to my right, creeper explodes taking half of the fucking wiring and pistons with it. :([/QUOTE] Is it bad that I know where your avatar is from? Like the specific video?

Once I had a wooden house (a small one) but I was still proud becouse it was my first time playing. I had my own mine and I was mining for a half week constantly without any breaks (well I did sleep). I had 19 diamonds and 3 stacks of iron in my 2 chests. ANd than the third day I was [B]still[/B] working on my mine I found new mines all the time and than the mines stop appearing, so what did I do? I had nothing with me exept my diamond pick and 2 stone pickaxes. I went back to my house and noticed it was half gone, I was teared apart when I saw my 2 chests have been blowed up by a fucking creeper, and I don't know how maybe they falled off that huge cliff. [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TRZQxTpSEM8/TcKrYRQTbeI/AAAAAAAAA-Q/4rrX3ArDZ0c/s200/minecraft-creeper-4381_preview.png[/img] I FUCKING HATE THEM, down with the disease!

[QUOTE=Mrglitch2000;31162995]Getting lost in a really deep cave.[/QUOTE] I place torches on my right so when going out they are on my left.

[QUOTE=acidcj;31167623]Where's the difficulty? I thought Minecraft was the same on all operating systems?[/QUOTE] It isn't. In Windows you launch Minecraft using the launcher executable, while in Linux you launch it by executing minecraft.jar directly. I've modded Minecraft on Windows just fine, but then I copy that jar over to Linux and it doesn't work anymore.

- Falling in lava with valuable items. - No memory available error & crash. Those 2 things piss me off so much. [QUOTE=Liamhailhail2.0;31176605]I place torches on my right so when going out they are on my left.[/QUOTE] How the fuck did I never think of that before. Genius.

when 5 creepers came after me and blew up at once. this [B]JUST[/B] happened.

When I've been playing for awhile and random chunks and layers start going transparent. 2 minutes later: "Minecraft has run out of memory" [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-argh.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Liamhailhail2.0;31176605]I place torches on my right so when going out they are on my left.[/QUOTE] Oh my god. You just revolutionized Minecraft cave exploring.

I went happily in my big-ass dungeon, armed with Iron Armour, Diamond Pickaxe and lots of other iron tools, explored some areas found lots of gold, 2x 64 Iron ore, bit of coal and some diamonds. After that, I walked back, aiming for the exit of the cave, and suddenly saw some coal on the ground. Because I didnt find lots of coal and I was slowly running out of it I decided to mine it. I stood directly on it and mined it. About a half second later I noticed under the coal is a huge lava pool. Guess who fell in the lava.

I went happily in my big-ass dungeon, armed with Iron Armour, Diamond Pickaxe and lots of other iron tools, explored some areas found lots of gold, 2x 64 Iron ore, bit of coal and some diamonds. After that, I walked back and realised I was freakin lost and had to live the rest of my days under ground. Fin.

[QUOTE=ralle105;31177973]I went happily in my big-ass dungeon, armed with Iron Armour, Diamond Pickaxe and lots of other iron tools, explored some areas found lots of gold, 2x 64 Iron ore, bit of coal and some diamonds. After that, I walked back and realised I was freakin lost and had to live the rest of my days under ground. Fin.[/QUOTE] Just make a staircase upward.

[QUOTE=Baboo00;31176224]Is it bad that I know where your avatar is from? Like the specific video?[/QUOTE] Avatar fits.

When a creeper blowing up sends you flying into another creeper that's about to explode...

Bluescreening and losing my save back in 1.5 Three times.

joining smp servers with billions of mods [editline]17th July 2011[/editline] oh, and stupid admins. there was a chick my friend knew that ran a mc server so he played that a lot, and i went on to discover that her mc name was Protocol_7, so I msged Protocol7 on steam to join the server to say hi.. he got banned lol

On the first day I was playing Minecraft, I didn't know that sand could not be stacked. Being a dumbass, after collecting 40 logs and some dandelions, I didn't have time to build a shelter. I decided to dig down and seal the hole with sand. [B][U]OH DEAR[/U][/B] After I died, I went to my little hole I dug and found a creeper had fell into it. I constantly punched it but it blew up. [B]ALL MY TIME SPENT GETTING THOSE LOGS AND FLOWERS ALL MY TIME FUCKING WASTED.[/B]

When someone killed me and took all my stuff and then jumped into lava.

Cactus mazes. The worst part is when you make it to the end, you fall into a pit of lava.

Make lava pit in front of your house. Place a lot of cactus in front of the lava pit and go out to explore. When coming back home, bump at the cacti, and fall into the lava. Lose diamonds and quit playing in that server.

Building huge underground Water Temple based off of Zelda designs, hollow out most of the place, only to place a piston and have my minecraft crash. Bye-bye Water Temple.

So I was playing 2b2t, 90,000 blocks out, had an inventory full of good shit (like 20 stacks of wood logs, diamonds, iron from raiding places on my journey out) then decided I wanted to travel in the nether (faster). So I dug down and made a small mine and found an area of lava partially obsidian from a stream of water. So I dug around and made the stream big enough to cover the whole lava pool with obsidian and then got rid of the water. I needed a pickaxe so I made a workbench and as I was crafting a pickaxe, somehow I caught on fire while standing on a solid platform of obsidian. I had no water so I fucking burnt up and died. Fuck that server.