Screw you minecraft! - Post those moments when you truly are annoyed at Minecraft. - Games

When I leave minecraft unpaused while I go AFK, then a creeper blows me up and my diamond pick.

When I have a support problem, and I'm stuck to let the community fix it for me. "I get this error when trying to download minecraft" "did you try downloading minecraft? That might help"

When notch first added slimes. I was deep underground FAR from my home with all my gear and got extremely overwhelmed by about 50 slimes, on PEACEFUL. After I died, I deleted that world I was soo mad.

[QUOTE=100 cotton;31293233]When notch first added slimes. I was deep underground FAR from my home with all my gear and got extremely overwhelmed by about 50 slimes, on PEACEFUL. After I died, I deleted that world I was soo mad.[/QUOTE] Slimes don't spawn on peaceful, but they don't despawn on peaceful either.

[QUOTE=Jrose14;31294102]Slimes don't spawn on peaceful, but they don't despawn on peaceful either.[/QUOTE] Maybe it was that they didn't despawn. Either way, I was pissed.

Whenever a creeper appears Its fucking impossible to flee

[QUOTE=Tobba;31295542]Whenever a creeper appears Its fucking impossible to flee[/QUOTE] Uh..they aren't faster then you, you know.

I was messing around with explosive arrows, and I missed my target and destroyed the wall to my tree fort, killed my dogs, and broke the railway system.

[QUOTE=eninco;31296425]I was messing around with explosive arrows, and I missed my target and destroyed the wall to my tree fort, killed my dogs, and broke the railway system.[/QUOTE] How can you miss with arrows Its like impossible

Just ran into a flying spider a few minutes ago, [IMG]http://theherokids.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/jackie-chan.jpg?w=450&h=268[/IMG]

I recently installed the Yogbox, and happily flew around in my shiny new airship for a while, looking at all the cool stuff the mod added. I came back to my fortress, which I had now modified to have no doors, so it has airship only access. I started working on a better landing pad for the zeppelin, when I heard a series of loud crashes coming from the walls surrounding my fortress. After a couple seconds, the wall burst open and out came a fire ogre. It had apparently followed me back while I was in my airship I ran like hell and retreated further into my base, and eventually I heard the crashing stop. When I came out of my base, half of it was in ruins, and a good portion of it's walls were destroyed. It also managed to set most of the wood in my base on fire, and break my giant lava lamp. I'm considering taking the time to rebuild my walls out of obsidian this time. EDIT: The ogre fell into my mineshaft, by the way. I still haven't killed it.

Holy shit. 5 pages? Wow. My biggest thread yet. Need that Forever Alone picture right about now.. Can't be assed finding it. Fuck it, i'll do it tomorrow.

Tree Creepers... Tree creepers everywhere!

4 block drops

[QUOTE=Eltro102;31297804]How can you miss with arrows Its like impossible[/QUOTE] Apparently the homing bow I was using makes arrows defy gravity. They just fly straight.

Everything about combat.

[QUOTE=Tim Henson;31309352]Everything about combat.[/QUOTE] I like that it's simple and gives you full control really. None of this fancy automated or cinematic shit.

When I walk out of my WELL LIT house into my WELL LIT yard with fences so nothing can come get me to walk into my basement which is literally 2 blocks away and as soon as I walk out the door I hear. SSSSSSSSS then half of my house blows up.

[QUOTE=Mr. Sun;31311781]When I walk out of my WELL LIT house into my WELL LIT yard with fences so nothing can come get me to walk into my basement which is literally 2 blocks away and as soon as I walk out the door I hear. SSSSSSSSS then half of my house blows up.[/QUOTE] What about your WELL OPEN door

Pff 3 dicklicking creepers spawned in my mine blowed the hell out of me and i didnt spawn at my house wtf ???

[QUOTE=kari123;31313965]Pff 3 dicklicking creepers spawned in my mine blowed the hell out of me and i didnt spawn at my house wtf ???[/QUOTE] uh...

[QUOTE=alexk;31302063]Tree Creepers... Tree creepers everywhere![/QUOTE] Fuckin' Treepers, man. My peeves: Mining/tunneling/carving out a structure underground, game crashes, position it saved as is inventory (so any broken tools are still broken) and congratulations, you're now buried in solid rock! In SMP, if you mine a block with the last use of your pick, it counts it as breaking it with your hand so you get NOTHING. Making glass/lava structures in SMP, someone else logs in and goes "LOL LAVAGLASS" and smashes it all to shit while you're not there. Lightning burning down shit. People bitching about lack of updates, only to proceed to bitch about lack of working mods once an update is released.

My pet chicken, Mr. Dickens went to my fireplace :suicide:

I had 20 diamonds from mining, when I headed back up, in to the fucking lava I go.

I had a nice wooden house on top of hill. Suddenly, lightning. It struck through the goddamned roof and promptly fried me to a crisp.

(This was when the Halloween update was out) I wanted to get some extra diamonds so badly to dig obsidian, so I went and randomly explored some caves until I found TONS of gold and diamond. When I was going out, a skeleton started spamming at me arrows, but I got him, BUT GUESS WHO WAS WAITING IN THE CORNER RIGHT BEHIND ME? A creeper. He blew me off ( unforunately, the cave had some water coming down so navigating it was pretty tough), and I fell; every single item I found on my way (including ton of gold and diamond, as well as a clock and a compass) was lost inside the lava, Yes I feel inside the lava as if the lava was screaming "OMGBRABHRA FOOOOOOOOD". [QUOTE=Zero-Point;31318026] In SMP, if you mine a block with the last use of your pick, it counts it as breaking it with your hand so you get NOTHING..[/QUOTE] That happens in Single player as well, the last use of your pick always results in nothing, which is terrible if you're mining something valuable...

I built a house in the nether, but when I return to the overworld I'm in a mine under a sea in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Made on a server that I go regularly : [img]http://uppix.net/e/8/6/fc485b1579c9e9a0c3be4972ae8e5.jpg[/img] Me and a friend dug this shit without any cheat. Only pickaxes and some tnt. We added a "dirt roof" to prevent water falls. You can't imagine how annoying it was.

That is nice.

Christ, how long did that take you?