Screw you minecraft! - Post those moments when you truly are annoyed at Minecraft. - Games

[QUOTE=eninco;31335161]Christ, how long did that take you?[/QUOTE] Several days (not 24 hours days of course but yeah..) Wanna see more annoying stuff ? Well, on the same server, some players decided to make an egyptian village in a desert. Why not. But someone had the wooonderful idea to make a pyramid (without cheat again). [img]http://uppix.net/5/0/1/290a789298fabeebb2646f5188c24.jpg[/img] Digging tons of sand, making sandstone and placing them was very boring. (also, rain & snow in the desert, hooray) Then another guy said [B]"Hey ! Let's make a bigger one !"[/B] [img]http://uppix.net/f/5/7/31d453a38d68bde81367c4df605df.jpg[/img] [img]http://uppix.net/6/3/d/9375bc04d264858583ffe719d1fca.jpg[/img] [B]FUCK EVERYTHING[/B]

When you play on 'easy' and get fucked up the first night by about 4 archers, 6 creepers and several spiders and zombies. Respawn, die again, and again... and again....

I was on the Yogscast Crazycraft server. I built a massive tower with spiral stairs going to a black cloth ceiling (I made about 1/4 of the ceiling, which covered the entire map). Around 1/3 of the way up was a bipyramidal structure that became the hub for a separate city forming above the old one. The day after all of this was finished, they reset the server to make more room.

i have a tendency to cheat, and i always try to start a new world without cheating. I wander around the whole day looking for a cool spot to build my house and it gets dark. i get killed then get spawn raped by everything. i just say FUCK IT and start cheating to build ALLLLLL my ideas.

I cheat, but it's not so blatant because I mostly play MC to build peacefully. If I played a raw survival game I wouldn't feel the need to.

[QUOTE=Liamhailhail2.0;31176605]I place torches on my right so when going out they are on my left.[/QUOTE] Wow. Now I will never get lost in a cave again. You. Are. Amazing.

Fortress assualted by every enemy mob in mo creatures. One defender, hundreds of automated defenses, pits of lava, wired exsplosives in no man's land, and yet, they some how get through my 18 block think walls and my 9 airlocks. My base was still a work in progress, now its a huge crater with remnants of walls FUCK MY LIFE :suicide:

I was chilling in the bottom floor of my tree house, then I walk out. All of a sudden a creeper blows up my walls and small army of fucking skeletons invade my fort, they killed my dogs, and killed me. I made a grave for my dogs. That day I swore I will fuck every skeleton up.

[QUOTE=Renegade Awsome;31352976]Fortress assualted by every enemy mob in mo creatures. One defender, hundreds of automated defenses, pits of lava, wired exsplosives in no man's land, and yet, they some how get through my 18 block think walls and my 9 airlocks. My base was still a work in progress, now its a huge crater with remnants of walls FUCK MY LIFE :suicide:[/QUOTE] Wow. A 1 block thick wall which is 3 blocks high with a 1 block over hang works equally as well as your whole fort defence

Put a self-destruct button in my SSP home-base just in case my defenses get overwhelmed by mobs. Leave to go do stuff. Brother finds minecraft running with a big shiny redstone-activating lever with several hundred TNT blocks underneath his feet with a big sign saying "WARNING- SELF DESTRUCT LEVER, ONLY IN EXTREME EMERGENCIES" Put two and two together, and what do you get? A big smoking crater where my base was :v:

[QUOTE=ewitwins;31359310]Put a self-destruct button in my SSP home-base just in case my defenses get overwhelmed by mobs. Leave to go do stuff. Brother finds minecraft running with a big shiny redstone-activating lever with several hundred TNT blocks underneath his feet with a big sign saying "WARNING- SELF DESTRUCT LEVER, ONLY IN EXTREME EMERGENCIES" Put two and two together, and what do you get? A big smoking crater where my base was :v:[/QUOTE] strange, when I put 2 and 2 together I get four.

Alright, i'll post again after my irritating experience last night. Okay, i had about 20 Diamonds, four stacks of Redstone, and i had just ran my ass out of the Nether with a stack of Glowstone. I was running back to my house and i heard the sound of bones Hitting eachother, Zombie Groans, The slurping sound of a spider and worst of all... I heard a creeper. Right behind me. I fucking ran for it, just about 3 blocks away from my house. Sudden brainwave makes me jump over my Traps and shit. And what happened? I realised this was my Storage Warehouse. *I built my house out of Cobblestone and my storage was Cobble until an hour ago when i changed it to glowstone.* So i turned and ran through my traps. Half a heart left, and these bloody mobs right behind me. It's like dodging arrows left and right. And then.. Finally. I made it to my house. Went inside, i thought i closed my door, i was about to sleep, i placed all my loot and the like into a chest. And i went to sleep. I woke up and i left my door open. I didn't get woken up, but i WAS greeted by two creepers. That just had to blow up my TNT... [IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-q-PpAz6EA_M/TUqTnICtbyI/AAAAAAAAASg/rrgPVNOJlU4/s1600/fffuuu.gif[/IMG] I swear to god, this was my instant reaction. Time to stop playing on Hard. It's strange i was attacked by every enemy mob outside of the bloody Nether. It's official, i want the Aether mod. Now.

[QUOTE=nimaratu;31369511]Alright, i'll post again after my irritating experience last night. Okay, i had about 20 Diamonds, four stacks of Redstone, and i had just ran my ass out of the Nether with a stack of Glowstone. I was running back to my house and i heard the sound of bones Hitting eachother, Zombie Groans, The slurping sound of a spider and worst of all... I heard a creeper. Right behind me. I fucking ran for it, just about 3 blocks away from my house. Sudden brainwave makes me jump over my Traps and shit. And what happened? I realised this was my Storage Warehouse. *I built my house out of Cobblestone and my storage was Cobble until an hour ago when i changed it to glowstone.* So i turned and ran through my traps. Half a heart left, and these bloody mobs right behind me. It's like dodging arrows left and right. And then.. Finally. I made it to my house. Went inside, i thought i closed my door, i was about to sleep, i placed all my loot and the like into a chest. And i went to sleep. I woke up and i left my door open. I didn't get woken up, but i WAS greeted by two creepers. That just had to blow up my TNT... Atleast the demolition of my house was quick.[/QUOTE] Which is why I don't favor using TNT in traps.

I'm walking around at night, thinking I'm completely safe. Then fucking spiders come out of nowhere and murder me.

[QUOTE=nimaratu;31369511]Alright, i'll post again after my irritating experience last night. Okay, i had about 20 Diamonds, four stacks of Redstone, and i had just ran my ass out of the Nether with a stack of Glowstone. I was running back to my house and i heard the sound of bones Hitting eachother, Zombie Groans, The slurping sound of a spider and worst of all... I heard a creeper. Right behind me. I fucking ran for it, just about 3 blocks away from my house. Sudden brainwave makes me jump over my Traps and shit. And what happened? I realised this was my Storage Warehouse. *I built my house out of Cobblestone and my storage was Cobble until an hour ago when i changed it to glowstone.* So i turned and ran through my traps. Half a heart left, and these bloody mobs right behind me. It's like dodging arrows left and right. And then.. Finally. I made it to my house. Went inside, i thought i closed my door, i was about to sleep, i placed all my loot and the like into a chest. And i went to sleep. I woke up and i left my door open. I didn't get woken up, but i WAS greeted by two creepers. That just had to blow up my TNT... I swear to god, this was my instant reaction. Time to stop playing on Hard. It's strange i was attacked by every enemy mob outside of the bloody Nether. It's official, i want the Aether mod. Now.[/QUOTE] Trust me, the Aether is even more rage inducing.

I play minecraft on a server where it almost rains 24/7, i thought rain was cool one day.

I was chilling out on my house's porch. All of a sudden, a fucking ninja spider flies in out of nowhere, and kills me.

That one moment when it seemed like Notch was barely working on this game. Also, way back in the Alpha, I remember building a huge cool fort on my first world. It was ugly but it was huge. One day a creeper exploded and my game locked up after I died. I loaded the game back up a few minutes later and a chunk that held the majority of my fort got reset. A single creeper destroyed my fort. I played on peaceful for a while because of that experience.

My HUGE Citedal was almost completely destroyed by super charged creepers :suicide:

I had a great save going, shittons of diamonds and a huge house built in to a mountain. One day a friend came over and decided he wanted to go into the nether, but being cautious I had him put all of my inventory in a chest first and grab some spare iron tools. He gets into the portal and plays in the nether for a while before the game crashes suddenly. He relaunches the game, gets in the portal back to my house, and the chest with my inventory (including all my diamond tools and such) is gone :suicide:

Whenever I lose track of time in my mines, determine that it's been a successful day and realize it's the dead of night, make a mad dash back to base and oops! Creepers and Skeleton archers saying "I'm sorry dave, i'm afraid I can't let you do that"

I was on ssp, in my caves looking for some redstone to make some circuits, when i notice that it's turning nighttime on my clock, i ran back up to the surface safely and was about to enter my house when all of a sudden a spider-jockey jumps off my balcony and kills me, i re-spawn jump off the balcony and start to beat the motherfucker out of my world, when a creeper comes behind me and destroys my house and my diamond pickaxe and about 4 diamond, needless to say i fucking raged so hard

I remember when the Nether update came out, I went outside, spilled some lava and spilled the water on it. But because not everything turned into obisidian I accidently walked in the lava. I had not that much hearts and didn't had food so I died and everything burned. But I'm okay with it. JUST SHOW ME THE WAY TO MY HOUSE PLEASE.

Crafting the wrong diamond tool by mistake.

Not really a minecraft thing, mostly a player thing *join game with my friends* "Hey, we're playing normally right? No cheats?" "Yeah :D" *5 min later* "Giving (friend of mine) 1" "I thought we weren't cheating" "HURRR" "Giving (friend of mine) 46"

[QUOTE=GoddamnBatman;31477466]Crafting the wrong diamond tool by mistake.[/QUOTE] How the fuck does that happen?

Having an FPS rate that is unplayably high on the balanced FPS limiter, and then switching the FPS limiter to power saver and it being unplayably slow. GODDAMNIT NOTCH, Y U OPTIMIZE, AND Y U CHANGE THE OLD FPS LIMITER SYSTEM.

[QUOTE=eninco;31479172]How the fuck does that happen?[/QUOTE] > want to craft a diamond sword > accidentally switch out a diamond with a stick > LOL U MADE A SHUVVEL Great, now I can get sand 20% faster than with my STONE SHOVEL

[QUOTE=StoneRabbit;31334717]Made on a server that I go regularly : [img]http://uppix.net/e/8/6/fc485b1579c9e9a0c3be4972ae8e5.jpg[/img] Me and a friend dug this shit without any cheat. Only pickaxes and some tnt. We added a "dirt roof" to prevent water falls. You can't imagine how annoying it was.[/QUOTE] Why on earth would you do that by hand? Surely you can't have enjoyed it...

Mostly a community thing - YOGSCAST YOGSCAST FUCKING YOGSCAST What's so great about two britfags singing about minecraft mods?