Screw you minecraft! - Post those moments when you truly are annoyed at Minecraft.
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[QUOTE=Chilean;31641709]Kept getting attacked when I'd try to sleep, turns out it's because the door code is shitty and if you use a double door it thinks one is open.[/QUOTE]
I was WONDERING why the hell mobs kept waking me up when I was sleeping.
I was carrying all of my diamond items and most of my building materials, but the server added space mod and I decided to try it out.
It was one of those shitty move-craft mods that lag like fuck, and thus I fell.
Now when you fall in space you don't actually take damage upon hitting the ground, but I happened to fall in the worst possible place. On top of a creeper. And I shit you not there was a lava pit right next to him. My items were incinerated, my ship lost, and I was pissed.
I quit the server and never looked back. I still play SSP though.
Also, 2 more annoying things:
1. I was playing on SSP on a randomly generated world. Now I'm good at MC, but this world was fucking [B]HARD[/B]. Creepers would spawn seemingly in daylight and my caves were infested. However, I managed to build a base and collect lots of iron, and I made tools and full armor. I was ready to go clear out the infested mine. So I go down there only to find most of the creepers have left. It's eerily quiet. While walking in an unexplored part of the cave, I fell in a pit with several zombies. No sweat, they're just zombies. But I spoke to soon, as four creepers bum rushed me from the darkness. I nearly escaped, making it past the creepers and zombies. But as I scaled the wall to get into my mine, a creeper came out of a neighboring cave and sploded. I was launched back into a smaller pit, nearly dead. A zombie was in the pit with me. He managed to kill me as I had half a heart of life at that point.
So I launch a recovery mission, bringing leather armor and wood tools. I make it down there to find that the zombies somehow didn't despawn. I fight my way through them and almost reach my stuff before *BOOM*. Another fucking creeper. So I launch another mission, this time with nothing on me. I go and find that there's only one zombie now. I get my gear off the floor and slash at him with my iron sword. It breaks instantly, doing no damage. He hits me, my armor breaks too. WTF? Well it turns out it was some horrible bug with the 1.6 (Or something) update.
Then a moment of badassery happens. I punch the zombie to death and escape the cave with several creepers trailing behind me. I barely make it as four of them close in on me, but I climbed the latter out of there just in time.
I never went into those caves.
And 2.
I hate Captain Sparklez. Seriously, he's not funny and it's even worse when he plays custom adventure maps and invites even more of his retarded friends to play them too.
I hate it when Minecraft refuses to load some chunks properly which results in an endless hole in the ground.
Oh and how carts and boats move in SMP, they're glitchy as shit.
[QUOTE=Amez;31654006]I hate it when Minecraft refuses to load some chunks properly which results in an endless hole in the ground.[/QUOTE]
I believe if you put a torch next to it, it generates the chunk again
Built a huge castle on my server, then my admin friend decides spawning 30 creepers outside would be a great idea.
[QUOTE=Amez;31654006]I hate it when Minecraft refuses to load some chunks properly which results in an endless hole in the ground.
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Just press f, thats how I get chunks to reload AND to reduce some framerate loss.
Getting lost in a cave, finding diamonds then dying in lava....yeah that's really anoying :D
Built a giant tower. Looked over the edge of it when a creeper popped up behind me. I turn around and back off the edge of the tower, falling to my death.
I hadn't built a bed yet...
Minecraft wont run. FUCK.
And being chased by 20 other creepers on the computer that i coud run it.
I hate Yogscast. When I watch their videos of Israphel and other adventure maps, the stupid singing and terrible voices really annoys me to the point where I just mute the video.
When I have to clear out large tracts of land so I can have space to build shit, takes forever
[QUOTE=xxncxx;31659331]I hate Yogscast. When I watch their videos of Israphel and other adventure maps, the stupid singing and terrible voices really annoys me to the point where I just mute the video.[/QUOTE]
It depends on which ones you watch for me. Some of their vids are just annoying, but some can be really fun, especially when creepers seem to come from nowhere.
And yeah, Simon's voice is pretty fucking annoying.
[QUOTE=xxncxx;31659331]I hate Yogscast. When I watch their videos of Israphel and other adventure maps, the stupid singing and terrible voices really annoys me to the point where I just mute the video.[/QUOTE]
How does this make you mad at Minecraft?
[QUOTE=xxncxx;31659331]I hate Yogscast. When I watch their videos of Israphel and other adventure maps, the stupid singing and terrible voices really annoys me to the point where I just mute the video.[/QUOTE]
There's not much singing in their SoI videos, and some of the voices can be funny. You have to look at it like a let's play, not a standalone series.
Finding a cluster Diamonds, with lava behind them. Every single ingot lost. Also, when I make a perfect mine shaft then I hit lava, forcing me to ruin my mine shaft by placing cobble over the area then turning to avoid it.
ALL OF MY RAGE.
-See awesome idea on forum, just like this one.
-Fire up minecraft and start collecting materials such as steel and redstone.
-Ten hours later and only a quarter of the materials later you realize that this will take forever.
Even as an autistic person I find such simple things like making a mine cart track to be a real fucking grind without using inventory editors and that feels more like cheating.
Going: "I'M GOING TO MAKE A PERTIEFUL HOUSE"
Then, after I clear three blocks of dirt to make room for my house I go "Fuck this," and us SinglePlayer Commands and spawn thousands of sheep and creepers until my game crashes
Searching for village.
Blown off mountain by suicidal bansai Creeper who [i]jumped off the mountain top and exploded next to me as he was free falling[/i]. He knocked me off, so I fell down about 30 blocks to [i]another waiting creeper who exploded just after I landed and died[/i].
As soon as I respawned at home, I stepped out of my house and [i]was instantly blown to bits by a Creeper who took half my rather small starting home with him.[/i] Respawned again, looked to survey the damage and as soon as I began to repair the crater, [i]anther fucking creeper charged and bombed himself next to me inside the crater of the last one.[/i]
Asshole. I used to have a peace policy towards these fuckers but now I support EXTERMINATION.
When i place a block of Obsidian in the wrong place.
When i get lost exploring the world and can't find my house for, literally, two and a half hours.
When i'm exploring a huge cave system and can't find my way out.
Using Elemental Creepers Mod, and a Dirt Creeper exploding and making a GIANT FUCKING CUBE OF DIRT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE.
[QUOTE=Jrose14;31681720]Using Elemental Creepers Mod, and a Dirt Creeper exploding and making a GIANT FUCKING CUBE OF DIRT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE.[/QUOTE]
This has happened to me three times. Three. I've also had a snow creeper and a water creeper go off outside my house.
Another thing that annoys me, Skeletons.
Mods clusterfucking each other.
I went exploring and I died somehow and I forgot where my house was. Oh man was I pissed.
I then made a world a week later called "Don't forget where your house is"
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-All mods except the HD texture patcher (so I can make the water not look like fucking food coloring)
-How the water looks like fucking food coloring by default
-How anything can be made transparent with a texture pack (seriously wtf)
-Spending 5 minutes chopping down every single branch on an oak tree
-When people bitch about losing items because they don't run Bukkit with [url=http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/sec-mech-scavenger-v1-4-0-item-recovery-on-death-permissions-iconomy-4-5-953.16544/]Scavenger[/url] plugin
-When people bitch about crashing, save corruption, etc. because they don't run Bukkit over loopback with [url=http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/admn-backup-1-6-a-simple-backup-plugin-818.9871/]Backup[/url] plugin
-Horrendously shitty skins
-Servers that whitelist
-Servers that spawnjail
-Servers that require client mods (includes cracked servers using Spoutcraft to give nonlegit skins/capes/titles)
-Hamachi
-Servers that require specific texture packs to look decent
-Servers that don't mask the IPv4 address (use no-ip.org damnit)
1.8 taught me something.
Every time a new updated is announced I discontinue playing because I have to start a new game.
It's probably already been mentioned.
I'm digging a branch tunnel and then I barrel into a cave
it's much more annoying due to my fear of dark caves in real life :v:
Minecraft crashes, which results in my achievements and stats being mysteriously reset. I hate this so much.
[QUOTE=Shotgunz;31682321]Minecraft crashes, which results in my achievements and stats being mysteriously reset. I hate this so much.[/QUOTE]
Like anybody really cares about their achievements and stats.
When minecraft apparently does a small update so all my mods are gone. Half my tower man. My tower was bitchin' too. Hollowed out a mountain, it was lit by contained lava, it was a giant lava fall out front, errythang :smith:
I built a tower with a glass walkway at the top, it had a beautiful view of Lava. You see where this is going? I went to smash a peice to go onto my ladder and BAM! Wrong peice. I fell into my beloved lava pit and died. Again. Honestly Notch. Push the damage of Lava down a bit. It's killing me every time i use it - Being creative with it is fun. Make a big box of glass andput Lava in it. Fill it to the top. Perfect.
- But yes, FUCK YOU NOTCH!
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