Medic is constantly ejaculating and his sperm heals teammates. How lovely.
Spy gets you in the ass and shoots a sharp crystalline load, killing you instantly
Went 2 Bed:
Play as one of four varied people as they try to stay up late and browse their favorite forum known as Facepunch, but in the campaign The Last Stand, you finally fall asleep one way or another.
Reio Chat
Talk to someone from Reio and then shoot someone in the face
Dood of Defeat
The game you bought eather for its Gmod models or its multiplayer...but not both
Left 4 Dead 2
Oh wait...
Gone 2 Lunch
Eat at subways for 15 minutes then return to your desk job at a company producing glue
[QUOTE=Kawaii;20836815]Cream Fortress 2:
All characters use their dicks instead of guns and blast jizz at each other. Yes the Pyro shoots fire out of his dick and the sniper has a scope mounted on his.
R8 gay m8[/QUOTE]
you stole my idea and added a gay twist to it :saddowns:
Half-Dick: Where did it go
Initial-Strike: A brilliantly creative and original online multiplayer game, possessing vibrant and immersible maps, unique and innovative weapons, countless gamemodes to choose from, and a helpful and intelligent community. Unfortunately, it rarely has more than one or two servers on at a time.
[QUOTE=Tagger;20807156]Vortex:
A nazi scientist uses you, a jewish subject, to test out his new teleportation device. But at the end it leads to a furnace.[/QUOTE]
How are people finding this funny? I thought this was the most stupid thing I could fabricate at the time.
"Team" Fortress 2
join a random public server on Team Fortress 2 and you won't need an explanation.
RicoChet: Like Ricochet but with Rico from Just Cause 2 and Chet Faliszek as the playable characters.
Half Fries 4 Dead- In a post apocalyptic world, players use firearms to fight their way to the last remaining McDonald's and consume the last supply of greasy french fries. Once they are gone it's a race to get rid of the high cholesterol and live through the vegetarian apocalypse. Yeah it's pure stupid, but I'm tired and not thinking well. *eats another handful of McDonald's fries* Box me, I need them to store bad ideas in...
Counter-Trike: Source
play against 10 year olds in Counter-Trike: Source!!
(no blood included)
Half-Assed:
You are late to the test chamber, upon arrival you push the cart in, it causes the whole accident thing, but they are able to contain it...
In fact Gordon is the only one to die.
H.A.V.E Online
Owait.
Left 4 Pillz
After surviving the zombie hordes, the gang now must face their toughest challenge ever: surviving rehab. Can the survivors overcome their addiction to pills or will the purple dragon get them. Better grab whatever I can.
Hell's Cowboys
A bikers' gang travels back in time from 1985 to 1885 due to a freak storm and try to take over with their superior technology
Rory Bedlam chases them back to the future to end their supremacy
[img]http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/158928-/14-620x.jpg[/img]
...wait I think this is not right
Ricochet: Source.
Left 4 Dead 4 Dead.
This time you're really left for dead.
-for dead, I mean.
Gabe-Life 2: Episode 3
You play as gabe newell, your mission is to eat the flying potato called "advisor"
Cash 4 Gold,
you play as 4 old people trying to get to the cash 4 gold store to trade in there old-unwanted gold for cash!
Left 401k Dead
Help Bill pay for his income taxes
[QUOTE=OldHickory;20877932]Cash 4 Gold,
you play as 4 old people trying to get to the cash 4 gold store to trade in there old-unwanted gold for cash![/QUOTE]
hehehe
Two-And-A-Half-Life 2
Fight giant ass monsters with lots of sexy women FUCK YEAH TESTOSTERONE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Half-Life 2: Decay
You play as two female rebels in a cooperative attempt to shut down the citadels secondary power systems.
[QUOTE=FoxMeister;20835212]Blue Shit: See a doctor[/QUOTE]
hahah oh god
Left 4 feathers 2
You play the life as Turkey72, only there are zombies everywhere and your only weapon is your sword and your army of turkey clones.
No-Life:
You play as an overweight 13-year old kid who sits in his mom's basement and posts in the Valve Games and Mods section of Facepunch all day.
Bad-Life
A game where the main charcter never stops talking
[b]NEVER[/b]
Half Life: Allied Red Force Shift
Play through the events of HL1 as seen from the POV of a generic scientist. Includes such thrilling activities as hiding in dumpsters, opening doors for Freeman/Calhoun/Shepard and cowering in fear from pretty much everything. Weapons include uselessly shoving things and a seemingly unending supply of small health shots that you can't use on yourself.
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