Opposing Fork: All your forks have turned evil and now are trying to stab you. You must run to the nearest supermarket, and for then find the hidden isle of spoons, as the evil forks are afraid of spoons. Or so you thought.
BLU Shift: A single player campaign about the wonders of being a BLU janitor.
Decompsing Corpse: You play as a Headcrab Zombie wandering around the Black Mesa facility.
Day Of Shit:Source
Shit happens,the end
Kept 4 Life.
Four people meet up and go for lunch. No zombies at all.
Teleport : Like portal, except less puzzles, and more just teleporting to the end of the map.
The bowl of fruit is a lie.
Lust 4 Dudes 1 and 2
2 groups of 4 catholic priests kill fags.
and communists.
And patrol the boarder.
Half-Wipe
You are a man who secretly has the last piece of toilet paper in the whole world, your last wipe was the last wipe on earth, but you find out you only wiped half of the shit off your ass! You know take your toilet plunger and destroy the Toliebine with the reblungers at your side, and don't forget to blow up the Shitadel and get away to Wipe Forass where you soon meet up the Dr.Magass and finish the Shitadel once and for all by launching a rocket made of toilets to the shitadel and party like there's no tomorrow.
Then you find toilet paper and wipe your ass.
THE END
Half-ICE
Find ice creams, help the Ice cream mans, and kill the Ice cream aliens.
Half-Life: Opposing Horse
You play as A. Shephard who's been sent to the C-17 to work as an undercover horse racing jockey.
Counter Crud: Source
You play counterstrike, except with only 10 years old and all the maps are fullbright and/or retarded mod's of other decent maps.
Counter-Attack
2 hit combo!!
Gateway: A puzzle game with the song "Consistently Living" played in the credits.
left 4 rape... play as zoey against bunch of hunters.... hope that he won't pounce you and lose your virginity
Counter-Strike: Horse
Same as the other counter strike games, but it runs on the Horse engine.
Counter-Strike: Morse
Pretty much the exact same thing as CSS, but you are only allowed to communicate in morse code.
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And Counter-Strike: Force.
Counter Strike with Jedi.
Left 4 Another Woman
You play as Sandra Bullock or Jennifer Aniston, and you have survive endless waves of paparazzi and rag mag reporters. Your weapons are your purse, tears, and harsh language...
Day of The Blue Team Force and the Counter-Portal Life Ricochet. With various editions:
Classic Edition
Condition Zero Edition
Special Edition
Master Edition
Blu-Ray Edition
Ultimate Edition
The Really Ultimate Edition
...And other editions coming soon
I really need to explain this game?
stay alive
don't follow the same fate as breen
[QUOTE=69105;20950071]stay alive
don't follow the same fate as breen[/QUOTE]
Is there an early or too soon rating?
Counter-Strike: Norse.
A spin-off of the Counter-Strike series based around the Vikings. When you die, you do not respawn but get sent to the special Valhalla server, where all mods currently released are active simultaneously. If you suicide however, you respawn. Because life is the real hell.
Also, your computer crashes if you talk in any language other than Norse.
Solo fortress 2
All you have is yourself, your team is insulting you, hating you and being an asshole towards you. The medic never heals you, engineer never builds his dispensers or teles and scout dies from a heartattack.
Camper-Bot: Source
With Built-in Aimbot technology and Wallhacks!
Blue alert
You're a capitalist general, building hotdog-stands for people to sell hotdogs for money and bribing enemy territory to gain more territory.
Half-Life: Opposing Farce
You are sent on a mission to kill all personel at a science facility, however, somehow one of the untrained mute scientist manages to kill all of your platoon, ninjas, and alien-zombies, while you some how get stuck wandering the vents and corridors of the facility the whole time.
Poodle.
GLaDOS inhumanely uses little poodles instead of weighted storage cubes and you have kill the Companion Puppy in the game.
Left 4 Head
Oh wait...
Valve Game: Parody
You play as a 14 year old morbidly obese male who's destiny is to gain 15 funnies on facepunch in one post.
Half-P0rtal:
You play as Freeman and Chell's daughter, who got killed in a half Portal.
Country-Steak: Sauce
The story starts when you join a server. You select 1 of the 2 existing country villages, there's a steak in the middle and you must get sauce.
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