[QUOTE=smurfy;20836677]Half-Life 2: Episode Three
You are an average guy in 1994 called Jim. You walk to the shops and buy some milk, but when you get to the checkout discover you are 5p short! Luckily there is an offer on so you buy the milk and go home.[/QUOTE]
I don't get it.
[QUOTE=smurfy;20842292]RicoChet: Like Ricochet but with Rico from Just Cause 2 and Chet Faliszek as the playable characters.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cidem;20901810]BLU Shift: A single player campaign about the wonders of being a BLU janitor.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=FoxMeister;20902037]Decompsing Corpse: You play as a Headcrab Zombie wandering around the Black Mesa facility.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;20911791]Half-Wipe
You are a man who secretly has the last piece of toilet paper in the whole world, your last wipe was the last wipe on earth, but you find out you only wiped half of the shit off your ass! You know take your toilet plunger and destroy the Toliebine with the reblungers at your side, and don't forget to blow up the Shitadel and get away to Wipe Forass where you soon meet up the Dr.Magass and finish the Shitadel once and for all by launching a rocket made of toilets to the shitadel and party like there's no tomorrow.
Then you find toilet paper and wipe your ass.
THE END[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KainThornn;20947614]Left 4 Another Woman
You play as Sandra Bullock or Jennifer Aniston, and you have survive endless waves of paparazzi and rag mag reporters. Your weapons are your purse, tears, and harsh language...[/QUOTE]
Someone make those NOW.
For real.
Right 2 live
You are play as the l4d survivors who have to fight in zombie courts to make sure they are not prosecuted for the slaughter of thousands of zombies.
Half Past 4
You work as a pencil pusher until 4:30
real life
go outside
[QUOTE=Zar;21033036]real life
go outside[/QUOTE]
God I hate that game.
No respawns, the multiplayer is shoddy at best, and no cheats.
Decent graphics though.
[QUOTE=Katsu63;21007270]Valve Game: Parody
You play as a 14 year old morbidly obese male who's destiny is to gain 15 funnies on facepunch in one post.[/QUOTE]
Oh hey I won the game. lululul
Double-Life
Play as Jordan Huntsman in his exciting life. Life the life of a theoretical physicist and loving father of 2 by day and dimension traveling alien slayer by night!
[QUOTE=DemonDog;21043240]God I hate that game.
No respawns, the multiplayer is shoddy at best, and no cheats.
Decent graphics though.[/QUOTE]
That and you're forced to use Windows to play accurately. No Ubuntu or anything. :T
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dohohoho because people look outside using windows i am so witty
[img]http://www.goatse.fr/hello.jpg[/img]
took the mods an hour to ban a goatse spammer
gg
[QUOTE=TomE32;20856136]Counter-Strike
play against 6 year olds in Counter... wait... where have I heard this before?
(no admins included)[/QUOTE]
Fixed :buddy:
Left 4 Life:
You play as John Freeman in a zombie apocalypse with Alyx, Virgil, and that one chopper dude from No Mercy.
Your goal is to survive the zombie apocalypse, but this game is like Half Life (no multiplayer, continuing story, no campaigns) and all your teammates die one way or another as the story unfolds. Except for Alyx, she travels with you and helps you fight zombies and at the end, John and Alyx kiss and do vile things to each other as they drive away into the sunset... in the ocean.
Check please. :buddy:
Day of Decay: Source.
You play as a teenager 6 years after the release of Half Life 2, suddenly, you, only you in the entire world, noticed that the quality of the games is decaying and it's all coming to early released shit with craploads of glitches with horrible customer support.
What will you do?
[QUOTE=Katsu63;21007270]Valve Game: Parody
You play as a 14 year old morbidly obese male who's destiny is to gain 15 funnies on facepunch in one post.[/QUOTE]
Seems like you won.
Oh man I'm late...
[QUOTE=Zar;21033036]real life
go outside[/QUOTE]
Goddamnit that game blows. Thank god it's just in beta right now though
[QUOTE=Roger The Alien;21049381]Goddamnit that game blows. Thank god it's just in beta right now though[/QUOTE]
didnt you hear? Beta ends in 2012.
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;20807131]Full Life
[b]You play as a guy who talks far too much and wields a wrench[/b] as he goes to his job as a scientist in some armor. [b]Then something bad happens, but they fix it. The end.[/b][/QUOTE]
Ratchet & Clank: Source? :v:
[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;21050258]didnt you hear? Beta ends in 2012.[/QUOTE]
Eh.... God damnit. When is the OFFICIAL release date....
God damnit I hope they let you get a new graphics card in that shitty game. But still it's AIGHT I bought my first dog and leveled up in responsibility but still I'd rather let that dog die then PLAY beta
those assholes better bring my dog back to life after beta
[QUOTE=Tagger;20807156]Vortex:
A nazi scientist uses you, a jewish subject, to test out his new teleportation device. But at the end it leads to a furnace.[/QUOTE]
I fell from the chair.
Cant. Stop. Laughing.
Help.
half wtf
the world is wtf and restis normal
[QUOTE=ssjgmod;21053203]half wtf
the world is wtf and restis normal[/QUOTE]
what
Hat Wanktress 2
Fuck the actual gameplay, just collect as many hats as you can.
...oh wait I think this game already exists.
[QUOTE=Kalkka;21053644]Team Fortresss 2
Fuck the actual gameplay, just collect as many hats as you can.[/QUOTE]
There you go pal :buddy: Well actually you have to play the game to get the hat. Fuck.
Left 4 Dead 3: Episode 3
You play as... fuck it... I got another idea.
EDIT:
Fucked-Up Life: Source
Okay, so you play as a shark, and you have to collect cats, but the cats are in in apple, so turkeys come, and eat the apple, then they go up waterfalls and to get them down, you have to collect... monkey butts and you drop the monkey butts on power lines to shock the waterfall and get the turkeys down and then the turkeys eat the cats and to have them cough it back up again, you have to... :words::words::words::derp:
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;20807397]Individual Fortress.
Free-for-all deathmatch filled with whiny 12 year olds, 20-something campers and unbalanced classes.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, is this a parody? I thought you just renamed it.
gay life: you will be playin as dr. gaydon freeshit.
[QUOTE=LolzMan1325;21054994]There you go pal :buddy: Well actually you have to play the game to get the hat. Fuck.
Left 4 Dead 3: Episode 3
You play as... fuck it... I got another idea.
EDIT:
Fucked-Up Life: Source
Okay, so you play as a shark, and you have to collect cats, but the cats are in in apple, so turkeys come, and eat the apple, then they go up waterfalls and to get them down, you have to collect... monkey butts and you drop the monkey butts on power lines to shock the waterfall and get the turkeys down and then the turkeys eat the cats and to have them cough it back up again, you have to... :words::words::words::derp:[/QUOTE]
Are you 9?
House - Wife :- You play the game as a woman in the kitchen.
Portol potty :- You play as a street cleaner, using the latest mop by Aperture Sanitary Wares and clean up those portable potty.
Left 4 Days :- You play as a normal average guy, with 4 days left till payday.
Counter Steak : Sauce :- You play as a guy who works in a fast food restaurant, serving steaks and burgers as fast as you can, DON'T Forget the Sauce!!
Day of De-Feet :- You play as the salesman in footlocker, and the shop busy with smelly-footed costumers. You might wanna plug your nose before playing =)
Shit-life: You wake up, Eat, Goto work, Eat, Sleep....
Left 4 Pizza
you and you're 3 friends go on a pizza run, and needless to say highjinks occur.
Midnight Joggers
You and your crew of overweight ex-band pals must run at least a mile a day, escaping from the temptations of Green Flu Cakes and Smokers. In their Smoking Only Zones.
Valve-life: You play as Mr. Newell and delay HL2: Episode 3 for another three years.
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