normal people don't understand dwarf fortress, I meant if someone was over or you're on your laptop somewhere.
being a nerd is cool.
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don't get your panties in a bunch
I have ASCII for windowed mode and Mayday's for Fullscreen.
I was playing in windowed the other day and my friend walks over and goes "What the hell is that?", so I press F11 and he goes "Oh."
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;20785756]Get bent.
No one plays DF in school.[/QUOTE]
I do.
I will rephrase it.
Only idiots play DF in school.
Or mega super nerds.
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i've played DF on my laptop in a parking lot, with my lights on. Some girl got my attention and told me and I was all "FUCKING SIEGE"
Is the new version out yet?
yeah, go to the main site and download it, one of my dwarves has bruised muscle tissue on his torso :haw:
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;20786032]I will rephrase it.
Only idiots play DF in school.
Or mega super nerds.[/QUOTE]
Guess why you've got so many boxes?
[QUOTE=Parakon;20786351]yeah, go to the main site and download it, one of my dwarves has bruised muscle tissue on his torso :haw:[/QUOTE]
Actually I know how to read, but you obviously didn't get it.
[QUOTE=Vronkio;20786594]Actually I know how to read, but you obviously didn't get it.[/QUOTE]
You must have inverted eyes.
[QUOTE=Vronkio;20786594]Actually I know how to read, but you obviously didn't get it.[/QUOTE]
pretending you didn't know if it was out or not is a p. lame joke
[QUOTE=Parakon;20786788]pretending you didn't know if it was out or not is a p. lame joke[/QUOTE]
Or you didn't read the early pages of this thread...
And I've been following the dev log on the forum for more than a year mate.
[QUOTE=Libertas;20786624]You must have inverted eyes.[/QUOTE]
lololol u so funny
[QUOTE=Vronkio;20786908]
And I've been following the dev log on the forum for more than a year mate.[/QUOTE]
OOOOOOOOH A whole [i]year[/i]!
[QUOTE=Vronkio;20786908]Or you didn't read the early pages of this thread...
And I've been following the dev log on the forum for more than a year mate.[/QUOTE]
I got the joke, it just wasn't funny, it's like punching a friend in the arm after he told you to stop, and saying "haha! get it?"
no
[QUOTE=Parakon;20787013]I got the joke, it just wasn't funny, it's like punching a friend in the arm after he told you to stop, and saying "haha! get it?"
no[/QUOTE]
Why did you tell me to go download it then?
[QUOTE=Suicide Requiem;20786975]OOOOOOOOH A whole [i]year[/i]![/QUOTE]
Really? Getting childish here? It was a year and a half, since the last update.
Trying to get something going with this? '09er?:v:
[QUOTE=Vronkio;20787191]Why did you tell me to go download it then?[/QUOTE]
because you'll then find the old version, so instead of people asking if it's out yet pissing people who know off, the people who ask are now pissed.
[QUOTE=Parakon;20787227]because you'll then find the old version, so instead of people asking if it's out yet pissing people who know off, the people who ask are now pissed.[/QUOTE]
But I'm not pissed.:smile:
that's because you're dumb
Again with people asking about release date. I feel like someone will have to post it every new page.
[QUOTE=Parakon;20787319]that's because you're dumb[/QUOTE]
And you really like to insult and piss people off, you'll go far.
On another note, my well seasoned adventurer got his throat ripped out by a harpy, out of fucking nowhere.
[QUOTE=loco;20787376]Again with people asking about release date. I feel like someone will have to post it every new page.[/QUOTE]
I know the date, was just sticking true to the thread title.
"Guts are under pressure and can pop out of a wound."
That really makes me chuckle. I can imagine an unskilled doctor attempting to carve open his fellow dwarf when all of a sudden BOING he gets startled by a jack in the box effect of guts being hurdled at him.
Better said:
[QUOTE=clanratc;20787676]Urist Mcbutcher cancels surgery interrupted by guts.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Vronkio;20787377]And you really like to insult and piss people off, you'll go far.
On another note, my well seasoned adventurer got his throat ripped out by a harpy, out of fucking nowhere.
I know the date, was just sticking true to the thread title.[/QUOTE]
I don't like to do such things, you made a lame joke then tried backing it up lamely
[QUOTE=Parakon;20787421]I don't like to do such things, you made a lame joke then tried backing it up lamely[/QUOTE]
Just let it go! Jesus fucking christ, all I said was Is it out yet? You didn't get it, but stop being butthurt.
[QUOTE=Vronkio;20787559]Just let it go! Jesus fucking christ, all I said was Is it out yet? You didn't get it, but stop being butthurt.[/QUOTE]
People got it, it was just a bad joke.
[QUOTE=Vronkio;20787559]Just let it go! Jesus fucking christ, all I said was Is it out yet? You didn't get it, but stop being butthurt.[/QUOTE]
I did get it, you didn't get what I said, it's a case of horrific irony and I was only trying to make it clear to you
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;20787401]"Guts are under pressure and can pop out of a wound."
That really makes me chuckle. I can imagine an unskilled doctor attempting to carve open his fellow dwarf when all of a sudden BOING he gets startled by a jack in the box effect of guts being hurdled at him.[/QUOTE]
Urist Mcbutcher cancels surgery interrupted by guts.
[QUOTE=Parakon;20787633]I did get it, you didn't get what I said, it's a case of horrific irony and I was only trying to make it clear to you[/QUOTE]
Then it's settled, cheers.
[QUOTE=clanratc;20787676]Urist Mcbutcher cancels surgery interrupted by guts.[/QUOTE]
I would fall out of my chair laughing if I read that in game.
I just started a new fortress and there's native aluminum sticking out of the wall
someone should edit the raws to make guts under a ridiculous amount of pressure, I can see it now, goblin stabs dwarf in stomach, goblin is promptly torn in half by guts being propelled at breakneck speeds out of dwarf.
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