[QUOTE=Zatharon;20787906]someone should edit the raws to make guts under a ridiculous amount of pressure, I can see it now, goblin stabs dwarf in stomach, goblin is promptly torn in half by guts being propelled at breakneck speeds out of dwarf.[/QUOTE]
With a fuckload of luck this could cause a chain reaction.
[QUOTE=Vronkio;20787191]Why did you tell me to go download it then?
Really? Getting childish here? It was a year and a half, since the last update.
Trying to get something going with this? '09er?:v:[/QUOTE]
Stop being a fucking faggot
'07er
Imagine a kind of poison that raises the pressure on the dwarf's guts. Once it dies it's guts just explode several tiles away from them. It would be even more hilarious if anyone who was touched by the blood or guts became infected as well.
Oh shit wait it's over
My bad
[editline]12:59AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;20788366]Imagine a kind of poison that raises the pressure on the dwarf's guts. Once it dies it's guts just explode several tiles away from them. It would be even more hilarious if anyone who was touched by the blood or guts became infected as well.[/QUOTE]
Ebola style :cool:
Ish thesh newsh versionsh outsh?
Is it possible to build an underwater fort?
[QUOTE=IDTL;20788577]Is it possible to build an underwater fort?[/QUOTE]
Yes, it's been done.
Is the new version out yet?
[url=http://isitchristmas.com/]Yes.[/url]
[QUOTE=IDTL;20788577]Is it possible to build an underwater fort?[/QUOTE]
I tried making a fortress surrounded my magma.
[url=http://www.mkv25.net/dfma/map-5365-swimhammer]It kinda worked, but I got bored before it filled all the way up.[/url]
[quote=zatharon;20787906]someone should edit the raws to make guts under a ridiculous amount of pressure, i can see it now, goblin stabs dwarf in stomach, goblin is promptly torn in half by guts being propelled at breakneck speeds out of dwarf.[/quote]
boomer!
When the next version comes out, I will make a fortress like that city from the Shivering Isles expansion in Oblivion, and I will make a giant monster with MOTHERFUCKING SAWS ON HIS ARMS to guard the entrance.
We should all go on a hunger strike until the new version is released. He'll have to release it sooner OR ELSE.
[QUOTE=Newbienice99;20791222]We should all go on a hunger strike until the new version is released. He'll have to release it sooner OR ELSE.[/QUOTE]
I my friend need my food.
How about we have a "Dwarf Fortress for the Beardless" marathon, where we play Dwarf Fortress in front of the beardless and hope the sheer amount of beardage from the dwarves will force them to grow at least some facial hair? I mean, come on, think of their cold, clean, shoven faces? THEY CAN'T LIVE IN THAT DISGRACE!
[QUOTE=Vronkio;20789208]Is the new version out yet?[/QUOTE]
That is so fucking funny
[QUOTE=Vronkio;20787191]Really? Getting childish here? It was a year and a half, since the last update.
Trying to get something going with this? '09er?:v:[/QUOTE]
Yep.
P.S. I'm 07'er, you fag.
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New version is out.
Someone should post this link in OP.
[url=http://isitchristmas.com/]Download DF '10[/url]
OH FUCK OH SHIT Oh wait. . .
That's not very nice :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Suicide Requiem;20793595]
Someone should post this link in OP.
[URL="http://isitchristmas.com/"]Download DF '10[/URL][/QUOTE]
There's a problem there.
That page will say yes before df 2010 is out
Could I be added to the playerlist?
[QUOTE=Suicide Requiem;20793595]Yep.
P.S. I'm 07'er, you fag.
[editline]08:56AM[/editline]
New version is out.
Someone should post this link in OP.
[URL="http://isitchristmas.com/"]Download DF '10[/URL][/QUOTE]
:saddowns:
[QUOTE=atomicthumbs;20783139]fuck I'm going to have nightmares now
[b]Edit:[/b]
Oh, a wolf spider is an actual kind of spider. I was imagining a spiderwolf[/QUOTE]
We shall see... we shall see... maha, mehahaha, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Also, surgeon moods would be awesome; surgeons running arouind gathering up corpses from the refuse stockpile and butcher's shop, screaming "I must have lungs!" and then building a freakish chimera of mismatched body-parts. Even better if the game tracks what animal the brain came from, so a goblin-brained creature would turn into a citizen of the fortress, while an animal-brained creature would act like a tame animal.
This game is brilliant and I should be on the OP's Players list.
I feel like a graphics whore because I still can't play without a tile-set though.
Dwarf Fortress: Repercussions of Fun
Urist McStalvern waited. The torches above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There was monsters in the fort. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Mayor Joson were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a Marksdwarf for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the wagons and he said to dad "I want to be on the caravans daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY FUN"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the fort of the Boatmurdered he knew there was fun.
"This is Joson" Joson yelled. "You must fight the monsters!"
So John gotted his crowsbow and deconstructed the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the monsters
"I will shoot at him" said the fire imp and he fired the fire flames. John crossbowed at him and tried to puncture him up. But then the ceiling caved in and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the monsters " he shouted
A voice yelled "No, Urist. You are the monsters"
And then Urist was a carp.
I say, that was quite silleh.
Urdnotmonocletophat Wrex wants the new version!
I wish that I had time to learn how to play this game.
[QUOTE=Vronkio;20787559]Just let it go! Jesus fucking christ, all I said was Is it out yet? You didn't get it, but stop being butthurt.[/QUOTE]
You need to calm down, son. Just cause your mother died, you can't go around acting all pissy.
Also, I'm sorry about your mothers death. At least your father can fill that gap, he's always been a bit gay - Oops, I meant feminine, not gay!
oh fuck my starting location has zombie groundhogs
oh shit shit SHIT
[QUOTE=KingQ8;20795505]You need to calm down, son. Just cause your mother died, you can't go around acting all pissy.
Also, I'm sorry about your mothers death. At least your father can fill that gap, he's always been a bit gay - Oops, I meant feminine, not gay![/QUOTE]
Wow, who pissed in [I]your [/I]coffee this morning?
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