[QUOTE=loco;20735280]Sadly Thorny is banned for spoiling something in the war craft thread. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
war craft? loco you's crazy at spelling.
Toady needs to make some better execution methods because I do [i][b]not[/b][/i] like Nobles.
P.S. I'm horrible at unfortunate accidents and Ballista target-practice never seems to work.
[QUOTE=NotMeh;20738153]Toady needs to make some better execution methods because I do [i][b]not[/b][/i] like Nobles.
P.S. I'm horrible at unfortunate accidents and Ballista target-practice never seems to work.[/QUOTE]
Here is one of my favourite ways of getting rid of nobles:
A long narrow corridor (about 80 tiles long for good measure) of Dwarven Atom Smasher with a lever at the end (witch triggers the system).
As bridges raise/lower several ticks after the lever has been pulled the noble should be in the death zone when they move. The best part of this method is that there is no corpse left to clean away afterwards (dwarves who liked him will get bad thoughts for lack of proper burial).
Remember to change the lever permissions so that only the intended victim can use it (yes nobles can use levers)
Is it normal for stray puppies to walk around in 3-4/7 magma and not die?
[QUOTE=NotMeh;20738153]Toady needs to make some better execution methods because I do [i][b]not[/b][/i] like Nobles.
P.S. I'm horrible at unfortunate accidents and Ballista target-practice never seems to work.[/QUOTE]
The amount of new poisons in the new version will make for some hilarious deaths.
[quote]Types of poison effects: pain, swelling, oozing wounds, bruising, blisters, numbness, paralysis, fever, bleeding, coughing/vomiting blood, nausea, vomiting, unconsciousness, necrosis, impaired vision, drowsiness and dizziness[/quote]
[QUOTE=Orkel;20739525]The amount of new poisons in the new version will make for some hilarious deaths.[/QUOTE]
:iia:
Looks like the Paralympics will be possible soon.
I want a poison that makes cats explode.
I want a poison that makes stuff IMplode ^^
[QUOTE=Armandur;20739470]Is it normal for stray puppies to walk around in 3-4/7 magma and not die?[/QUOTE]
If temperature is turned off, yes.
Which I assume it is for you.
100 E-bucks that it will be released the 1th April.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;20739875]100 E-bucks that it will be released the 1th April.[/QUOTE]
I place my bet on 25th of March!
How many E-bucks?
Pot: 100 E-bucks.
1. Swebonny 1th April 100
2. Orkel 25th March ?
100 E-Bucks on the 27th of March.
Been gone, I suppose the new version is [B]not[/B] out yet?
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Nope, thought so.
10 E-Bucks on the 31th of March.
100 E-Bucks it's 26 March
How many E-bucks?
Pot: 423 E-bucks.
1. Swebonny 1th April 100
2. Orkel 25th March 100
3. Thorny 27th March 100
4. Dryvnt 31th March 10
5. Suicide Requiem 26th March 100
6. HALP Cat 2nd April 13
100 here.
13 E-bucks it's 2nd of April
[editline]01:59PM[/editline]
Which is my birthday
Is the new version out yet?
[QUOTE=Suicide Requiem;20740411]Is the new version out yet?[/QUOTE]
Stop that shit already, will you? It's annoying.
[QUOTE=HALP Cat;20740418]Stop that shit already, will you? It's annoying.[/QUOTE]
We'll see
Could someone please make a [b]FUCKING[/b] tutorial on how to make a [b]FUCKING[/b] Dwarven atom smasher.
[QUOTE=NotMeh;20741524]Could someone please make a [B]FUCKING[/B] tutorial on how to make a [B]FUCKING[/B] Dwarven atom smasher.[/QUOTE]
[B]FUCK [/B]no
Just look on the wiki for bridges
How to build the dwarven atom smasher.
[LIST=1]
[*]Build a bridge that raises (direction is no important) over some stable ground.
[*]Build a lever nearby
[*]Connect the lever to the bridge
[*]Pull the lever to raise the bridge (it should form a wall on one side)
[*]place what you want smashed in the area where the bridge was.
[*]Pull the lever
[*]Watch the bridge lower onto the items/victom (smashing thair atoms out of existance)
[*]Repeat from step 4 as needed.
[/LIST]
Optional: Laugh manically during step 7!
If the bridge raises against a built wall when underground you may skip step 4 (the roof stops them from being flinged and the wall takes the place of the floor!
[QUOTE=NotMeh;20741524]Could someone please make a [B]FUCKING[/B] tutorial on how to make a [B]FUCKING[/B] Dwarven atom smasher.[/QUOTE]
IT's [B]FUCKING [/B]not that [B]FUCKING[/B] hard!
I decided to stop playing a while ago because the new version was expected in December.
Then January.
Next February, then March, and now April.
By the time I get back to playing, though, I'll have a fancy new computer capable of playing beyond 60 dwarves. :downs:
Pot: 423 E-bucks.
1. Swebonny 1th April 100
2. Orkel 25th March 100
3. Thorny 27th March 100
4. Dryvnt 31th March 10
5. Suicide Requiem 26th March 100
6. HALP Cat 2nd April 13
Moar!
[QUOTE=rincewind;20741987]How to build the dwarven atom smasher.
[LIST=1]
[*]Build a bridge that raises (direction is no important) over some stable ground.
[*]Build a lever nearby
[*]Connect the lever to the bridge
[*]Pull the lever to raise the bridge (it should form a wall on one side)
[*]place what you want smashed in the area where the bridge was.
[*]Pull the lever
[*]Watch the bridge lower onto the items/victom (smashing thair atoms out of existance)
[*]Repeat from step 4 as needed.
[/LIST]
Optional: Laugh manically during step 7!
If the bridge raises against a built wall when underground you may skip step 4 (the roof stops them from being flinged and the wall takes the place of the floor![/QUOTE]
Thanks.
I put 1,000 E-Bucks on March 30th.
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