[QUOTE=Rubs10;20758567]Make sure to give Dwarfs No_Eat, No_Drink, No_Sleep, No_Bleed, No_Breath, and remove their alcohal dependency.[/QUOTE]
Nah, then there's nothing to do anymore.
[QUOTE=war_man333;20758868]Nah, then there's nothing to do anymore.[/QUOTE]
Mega projects.
New version.
[img]http://i41.tinypic.com/149bnye.png[/img]
Something has gone wrong. Not only has my attempt at roasting a noble that was loitering on the surface unsuccessful, there are now roaming blobs of lava migrating back and forth across the landscape. Guess I need more practice using the doomsday engine!
Got some decent engravings of burning dwarves though!
Edit:
Here is a video of the resulting lava wave. [url]http://www.mkv25.net/dfma/movie-2022-strangelava[/url]
Pot: 2077 E-bucks, 2000 D-bux, 10 menacing adamantine coins (1 billion E-bucks), 12626145186 ZWD (0.1 E-bucks), 8 Krogan testicles, 500 ml pig sperm, Dwarven Cheese, 18 steel anvils, one copper bed, one turtle shell cage, Haxxer's beard, one E-Penis growth pill and one stone block of highest craftdwarfship donated by Angrytoad. It menaces with spikes of dwarfbux, a cookie, a fluffy wambler cloak, Two captured Goblins and the right foot of a Kobold Thief,
1. Swebonny 1th April 100
2. Orkel 25th March 100
3. Thorny 27th March 100
4. Dryvnt 31th March 10
5. Suicide Requiem 26th March 100
6. HALP Cat 2nd April 13
7. Canuhearme? 30th March 1000
8. st0rmforce 13th March 100
9. Ninja Gnome 2nd April 34
10. micr0 17th April 150
11. loco 27th March 2000 D-bux.
12. Angua 29th March 20
13. NotMeh Any day in May 20
14. Armandur 28th March 10 menacing adamantine coins
15. KestasLT none of above 10
16. helpiminabox 25th March 12626145186 ZWD
17. Libertas 15th March 8 Krogan testicles
18. War_man333 3rd April 500 mL pig-sperm and one Dwarven Cheese
19. ElTacoLad 2nd April 18 steel anvils
20. Ace13 5th April a Copper bed and a Turtle shell cage
21. Haxxer 20th March His beard
22. Loofiloo 13th March 200
23. Kylel999 23rd March 1 E-Penis growth pill
24. Edthefirst 26th March 100
25. clanratc 4th April 20
26. deathrat 23rd March cookie (100 E-Bux)
27. No_One 22nd March Fluffy Wambler Cloak (129.99 E-Bux at Wall-E-Mart)
28. Dalndox 15th April Two captured Goblins and the right foot of a Kobold Thief (Iunno, about 1500 ¤ so if someone feels like converting)
29. rapperkid Soul (Small Child ~ 140,000 EBux Depending on supplier)
30. spiemuff sand, catsplosion cage
31. IDTL 20 E-Bux
32. Antallion Dragon Hide Waterskin (60 ¤)
The pot is growing!
[QUOTE=Suicide Requiem;20759101]New version.
[img]http://i41.tinypic.com/149bnye.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I posted that on the DF forums a few hours ago :v:
Did you happen to see my post
My game doesnt have the "F for finding desired location" option D:
and how can I build a mechanism if I don't have any mecanical dwarf
[QUOTE=shipkiller;20760841]My game doesnt have the "F for finding desired location" option D:
and how can I build a mechanism if I don't have any mecanical dwarf[/QUOTE]
You need a mechanics workshop and a dwarf with the "mechanics" profession enabled in the labour menu (v-> go over dwarf->p->l (small L)
I bet 1 buck on tommorow.
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Dwarf fortress tommorow and dwarf fortress yesterday but never dwarf fortress today.
[QUOTE=deathrat;20756122]Are you using an older version?[/QUOTE]
I believe so. I'm using the one that comes with Mayday's pack.
I remember when I first discovered the labor menu...
Suddenly not embarking with a farmer wasn't so deadly.
[QUOTE=deathrat;20753157]Put me in for march 23rd, I'll bet a cookie.[/QUOTE]
Rated friendly, cause it's my birthday :3
I stole a sword and decided to test it on the shopkeeper. I proceeded with cutting his child in half. Afterwards, the town's guards turned me into swiss cheese while a priestess punched me in the throat. Does Stonesense work with adventure mode by any chance?
Draining an underground pool full of asshole creatures into a chasm hurr durr.
That's what you get for scaring my miner. :c00l:
Discovered an underground pit, every floor is covered in cave spider silk webs.
Betting a cat on march 25.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;20764433]Discovered an underground pit, every floor is covered in cave spider silk webs.[/QUOTE]
GCS or just normal CS? If GCS, SEAL THE HOLE, HIDE THE WOMEN AND KILL THE CHILDREN, A GIANT CAVE SPIDER HAS ARRIVED!
[QUOTE=Deathbyfire;20765110]GCS or just normal CS? If GCS, SEAL THE HOLE, HIDE THE WOMEN AND KILL THE CHILDREN, A GIANT CAVE SPIDER HAS ARRIVED![/QUOTE]
The scariest thing that ever happened to me was on a fortress in the Untamed Wilds, fucking 30 goblin strong invasion, ALL OF THEM WERE RIDING GIANT WOLF SPIDERS
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there were no survivors
[editline]04:26PM[/editline]
the blood the blood, oh god theres so much blood
:argh: for some reason Stonesense won't detect my DF process
[QUOTE=Orkel;20760603]I posted that on the DF forums a few hours ago :v:
Did you happen to see my post[/QUOTE]
Emmm....sorry?
[QUOTE=Suicide Requiem;20765590]Emmm....sorry?[/QUOTE]
I didn't say it in an angry way, was just wondering. No need to say sorry :v:
[QUOTE=Orkel;20765760]I didn't say it in an angry way, was just wondering. No need to say sorry :v:[/QUOTE]
Didn't knew it was you there, though it was worth posting here :D
I haven't played in ages but this is the first time my fortress managed to not attract any migrants.
3 caged elves and 1 tame elephant on april 1st
Okay so far the only couple of problems I have faced are my fault. One problem is that I've fully boxed in a room. I can't put the door on an existing wall. How do I remove a piece of wall section?
Just wait guys, one day you'll wake up, and the new DF will be released :allears:
[QUOTE=Epic Lul;20766173]3 caged elves and 1 tame elephant on april 1st[/QUOTE]
April 1st already taken, sry.
[LIST]
[*]A dwarf skilled in one skill can teach students via demonstrations of how to fight. This is set up in a classroom environment, so no actual sparring takes place (less dangerous)
[LIST]
[*]Even slightly skilled dwarves can teach people below them
[/LIST]
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Urist McPeasant: So I saw this kobold yesterday, and I punched it in the face and it just kinda died.
UristMcRecruit1 is now a dabbling wrestler!
UristMcRecruit2 is now a dabbling wrestler!
UristMcRecruit3 is now a dabbling wrestler!
I'd say split the pot on taken dates, also someone update it. I can't bother.
[QUOTE=HALP Cat;20766740][LIST]
[*]A dwarf skilled in one skill can teach students via demonstrations of how to fight. This is set up in a classroom environment, so no actual sparring takes place (less dangerous)
[LIST]
[*]Even slightly skilled dwarves can teach people below them
[/LIST]
[/LIST]
Urist McPeasant: So I saw this kobold yesterday, and I punched it in the face and it just kinda died.
UristMcRecruit1 is now a dabbling wrestler!
UristMcRecruit2 is now a dabbling wrestler!
UristMcRecruit3 is now a dabbling wrestler![/QUOTE]
I wonder if we can designate invidual classrooms which randomly get used by dwarves when they're free, so we can build school districts
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