Alter Ego: Emily Post would certainly approve - Games

I died at/around birth. Damn.

this game likes giving me injuries. I've been stabbed nearly to death and cracked my head in 3 places. I'm beginning to wonder if I'll survive. EDIT: keep in mind this was only in the second stage in my life!

First time i played this game, a pedophile killed me, WHAT THE FUCK DAD.

Playing this game right now, pretty funny, i almost got kidnapped by a pedophile-rapist, he got jail thou :P

Fucking candy store asshole, that cop bitch fucked him up good.

I died in bed of old age. how nice. I also cheated on my wife when I was middle-aged with that young girl who was a checkout person at... a laundromat, I believe? I was a dick... this game goes remarkably more in-depth personality-wise than Real Lives does. if the two games were combined, it would be the ultimate text-based life-sim.

Heh, i had a Girlfriend and i've cheated with 2 other girls :D Too bad two of them met each other and fucked shit up -.-

How about we all post our stats? [code]Familial: 95 Intellectual: 100 Physical: 100 Social: 96 Vocational: 62 Calmness: 46 Confidence: 95 Expressiveness: 92 Gentleness: 64 Happiness: 93 Thoughtfulness: 97 Trustworthiness: 97 [/code] [editline]04:50AM[/editline] Damn, my goldfish just died of constipation because I didn't send on a letter :saddowns: [editline]05:03AM[/editline] Awesome, I just punched my boss. He had a heart attack while he was retaliating, and I tried reviving him. The BIG boss came in, thought I was doing something heroic, and gave me a raise. Fuck yes.

Goddamn this is deep.

[QUOTE=Skelmech;21007797]Goddamn this is deep.[/QUOTE] Its funny cause of your avatar.

Cool, this is on the ipod touch now.

Am I the only one who died while asleep?

Played it from start to finish in 2 days. Was succesful, had a decent sum of cash, a wife, no children, everything between 70/80/90/100. I died peacefuly asleep of old age. To be honest, this is a really deep game. The writer knows how to put life in a very moving way. It also brings life itself clearly in perspective. Made me realise (again) that life is very precious and worthwhile.

This is waaaaaay to addictive. It's like tvtropes: "It's like rickrolling, but you're trapped in it all day long" Also i survived "Mr. GetInMyCar". Thanks cheeseman.

This game made me realize (yet AGAIN) that i'm damn lazy fuck and should start doing something useful.

I would replay this, but i already know all the questions and how to get the good outcome, so i would get bored pretty fast.

This looked really interesting, but because of my incredibly low attention span, I could not get all the way through it.

[QUOTE=Thomo;21016698]I was a famous cook who made a fantastic flavour thingy, had a husband called Kip. I wanted to be a lesbian :([/QUOTE] I think the "lesbo-straight" thing may hinge on your reaction to the playgirl in the second stage.

[QUOTE=Thomo;21016698]I was a famous cook who made a fantastic flavour thingy, had a husband called Kip. I wanted to be a lesbian :( [editline]06:54PM[/editline] This game also makes me think how damn boring my life is. My first playthrough i died by doing hard drugs and drink.[/QUOTE]"Kip?" What kind of name is that? :psyduck:

I wish he'd add in homosexuality. I know it would take a lot of coding and writing, but it would really add an entirely new dimension to the game.

Occupation: RESEARCHER Relationship status: You're going steady with Joan. Familial: 94 Intellectual: 100 Physical: 90 Social: 96 Vocational: 100 Calmness: 85 Confidence: 99 Expressiveness: 68 Gentleness: 58 Happiness: 96 Thoughtfulness: 65 Trustworthiness: 87 Money: 418570 Income per turn: 5217 Thoughtless spending per turn: 89510 Acquisitions: COLLEGE DEGREE I got $500,000 by selling my snack recipe to a fast food joint.. And somehow I'm spending ~$90,000 per turn

Once you get a lot of money your character tends to try to shit expenses everywhere.

The fuck, one of the situations is the man in the car telling you to get in. Every single answer leads to death. Fuck this game.

[QUOTE=FFStudios;21022432]The fuck, one of the situations is the man in the car telling you to get in. Every single answer leads to death. Fuck this game.[/QUOTE] I survived that.

[QUOTE=FFStudios;21022432]The fuck, one of the situations is the man in the car telling you to get in. Every single answer leads to death. Fuck this game.[/QUOTE] You run away :v:

I just got raped o.O

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=103107&dateline=1269664488[/img] I imagine this is what its like when you first touch yourself in the game.

[quote]You have just passed through MIDDLE ADULTHOOD. Your family life has been not very good. During this phase of life your body doesn't always respond the way your mind would like it to. A sore back after a hard day's work or sore feet and legs after a long walk are not uncommon. In general, you are very fit, for a man your age. Fortunately, you don't have to worry about drugs or alcohol ruining your health. Socially you are doing quite well. You are developing a relationship with Roxanne. It's never to late for romance! Now, regarding your emotional and personality development... Your trustworthiness and sense of fair play are obvious to most people around you. Even though we all have our secrets, you are doing a very good job keeping your wilder side under control. You seemed to have negotiated your "midlife crisis" without becoming depressed. You can be sensible and understanding. You are usually cool, calm and collected. People see you as an extremely wise person. They rely on you often for advice and are pleased with the results they get from interacting with you. The next phase of life is full of mixed blessings. You may feel old and lonely some days, and cheerful and strong on others. Our society certainly has its share of prejudices against older folks, but you can have rich and rewarding experiences despite this. You will have your chance to thumb your nose at people who think you are too old to live it up a little. After all, you were doing most of these things (and enjoying them) long before these people were toilet trained. [/quote] My "life" so far. Pretty nice, i don't have to worry about the money at ALL and i save 3 people from death. :P

Hey guys, how do you recommend I play this? Being a total asshole through life or attempting to become a genius or just sitting all events out like the lazy bastard I am?

I remember playing this on DOS.