Alter Ego: Emily Post would certainly approve - Games

Let's climb the rock, what's the worst that could happen? Oh right, john trips and dies. :smithicide:

[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;20996195]I always died when I was like 60 playing softball. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] I got that ending too :(

[QUOTE=loco;21023025][img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=103107&dateline=1269664488[/img] I imagine this is what its like when you first touch yourself in the game.[/QUOTE] :crying: God no, batman!

Just had an option to potentially break my dads new calculator which brung up a memory of when I was a kid when I broke his petrol powered rc car that always makes me feel sad if he mentions it :saddowns:

This is looking bad. My calmness is 6 and my Family life is 20. Huh, never mind. One parent down, one to go. And now all I have to worry about is my Calmness.

Died of old age. This game made me a little depressed :( also when i was an old fart i bought a motorcycle and went flying over a log and almost died

[QUOTE=Carbon123;21160049]Died of old age. This game made me a little depressed :( also when i was an old fart i bought a motorcycle and went flying over a log and almost died[/QUOTE] So you survived the dreaded man known as Mr. Getinthecar. Bravo

I died :frown:

Early in the afternoon you watch your father as he tries to fix the lawnmower. He has given the lawnmower a name. The lawnmower's name is *&%$.

I answered "More Cheese" to one of the questions and ended up getting 500k moneys. [editline]10:23PM[/editline] Thanks for playing Alter Ego. You have died. [IMG]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8960/saddowns50x50.gif[/IMG] At least it was a happy death...

[quote]She thanks you. Her face softens. While you are fixing the light, she tells you a very sad story: A long time ago, she had a little girl very much like you, so polite and so kind. She says her daughter was beautiful, and repeats it over and over--"as beautiful as a picture." She and her husband lived with their daughter not too far from the train yard. She used to tell her child, "Anne Marie, stay away from the tracks, or you'll get hurt." One day, her daughter and her husband went out to play catch with an old ball. The ball got away from Anne and rolled across the tracks. While she was chasing it, her foot got wedged between two rails. Her father and she struggled to release it, but before they could, they were both struck by a freight train and killed. She's been alone ever since. When you are finished fixing the light, the lady gives you some milk and freshly-baked cookies. It almost seems as though she doesn't want you to go. Before you leave, you: THANK HER FOR THE COOKIES AND ASK IF SHE WOULD LIKE SOMEONE AROUND TO DO ODD JOBS Her face brightens. "You must be paid," she says. "I can't afford much, and you'll have to do a fine job, but you can have all the cookies and brownies you can eat. I promise you that." You have done a much kinder thing than you can probably imagine at your age. You've given this woman a reason to live. [/quote] :angel:

Someone just invited me to a circle-jerk :wtc: