How have video games screwed with you - Games

After playing Assassins creed for 2 days straight I started to get a weird habit of clenching my 4th finger. Sometimes If I wake up really early and I am barely awake I try to spawn a remote through the q menu.

After playing just about any FPS for awhile I randomly plan out what I would do if someone just started shooting at me, happens at school a lot... "Okay, if that guy pulls a pistol from his backpack I'm gonna dive behind that desk and grab the fire extinguisher off the wall, wait for him to get close enough then beat him senseless with it" One time this guy threatened to shoot up the school and a shitload of people stayed home that day, I went to school fucking PSYCHED and I was waiting ALL day for someone to start shooting at me, no one did though :(.

I now try to see how much Health certain food items will give me, along with stat boosts. Also, don't play Left 4 Dead so much. It's so goddamn painful to try not to shout [b]BOOMER[/b] every time I see a largely portioned person :v:.

I get tired from staying up all night and doze off in school, i try to use cheats to make me wake up, or i close my eyes and play the game in my head and fall back asleep :mad:

Usually when I'm sleep deprived and I've played way toomuch of a game, I'll have odd thoughts about actions in the game but then realize that it's not real. I can't think of any off the top of my head, they don't happen very often. Sometimes game mechanics will overlap, I've pressed Q to do things in other games many times, and I press the wrong chat button after playing different games, I pressed J a lot after playing BF2 and T a lot when playing others. [b]Edit:[/b] and I hear videogame sounds quite often, recently I heard a lot of one sound but it isn't happening anymore, and it won't suprise me that I start hearing grenade tinking sounds as I've been playing tons of CoD5

I mostly hum video game themes and stuff. But I have memorized Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi and Joker and the Thief by Wolfmother's RB Drums.

I use to always hear the xbox 360 noise when someone signs on or you get an achievement.

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[QUOTE=lockdown6]After playing Assassin's Creed, I felt the urge to climb shit and jump around and all. And after playing CoD 4 a lot, I kept hearing the grenade bounce sound and it kinda freaked me out. I also tend to randomly hear the sound in Steam when you recieve a message.[/QUOTE] me to.

I no longer have a personality. [b]Edit:[/b] I also have no sense of right and wrong, hence my thievery.

I no longer have the ability to tell what is really happening or just imaginary. ..Disassociation Disorder. [b]Edit:[/b] Actually shit, nevermind, I think the weed caused that. FUCK

Played too much Fable. When I read text the voice in my head had that specific accent.

After playing Need For Speed Most Wanted my heart would skip a beat each time I saw a police cruiser pull around the corner. Grand Theft Auto IV made me excited every time I passed a car park because in my mind it meant there might be a fast car to steal in there. Oblivion made me want to shoot horses on the occasion that I saw them eating in fields (I live in Vermont).

I stub my foot and think to myself "Your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?" [b]Edit:[/b] Also, I played way too much alien shooter when I had that game... I keept randomly hearing the sound that plays when you find an upgrade of some sort. It was everywhere.

A game called Live For Speed, i complain about gearing when I'm riding with someone in a car...

Sometimes when I'm playing a game on splitscreen, and I get killed I try to turn the gun around and shoot who ever I'm playing against. :)

I keep wanting to scream "Spy!" at everyone :(

After playing the Mirror's Edge demo for the 15th time, I've got a urge to go outside and jump from rooftop to rooftop, then I remember that I'm unfit and continue posting on this forum. [QUOTE=Zatharon]After playing just about any FPS for awhile I randomly plan out what I would do if someone just started shooting at me, happens at school a lot... [/QUOTE] and the above. I also complain about bloom when it's sunny outside. And I admire real-life's "graphics."

I think that those big armoured motherfuckers from RE4(With the giant clubs) are outside my Bedroom door at 3am when imma tryin to sleep, I dream up game ideas when i'm half asleep I often hear HL2 sounds in my head when i'm on the PC

Whenever I sprint, I feel like one of the infected horde.

Always when I'm cleaning my room or arranging something, ALWAYS, I hear Tetris music in my head and I try to fit everything into it's proportionate hole.

I played so much CS:S That I thought that there would be a screaming 9 year old running around with a auto shotty trying to get me...the [b] AGONY [/b]

after airsoft games, the next morning all I hear is the electric motors going off. But as far as games are concerned... Every time I would talk to a person in any RPG I would always immediately go for the little spin wheel mini-game from oblivion to find it wasn't there. Also, the audio glitches from Guild Wars used to create these super annoying sounds in my head when I was waiting for something (they occur during load screens).

I always hear the witch and I play video games in my head in class.

Lol not me. My mom got screwed up because of playing Crash Bandicoot Racing too much. When[url][/url] ever she would drive over a hill (in real life.), she would make a little jump to get a boost when she landed. Let's just say i didn't feel particualry safe at that time :tinfoil:

I have dreams where I go to war, or I shoot my beloved ones. It's fucking horrible.

[QUOTE=Super_Poo]I never thought you could manually reload the garand in real life [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/6153/354282-23_super.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That's just game developers being lazy pricks. I hate the devs of DOD:S so fucking much. Where are the British? They're too afraid of ruining the perfect balance of classes and weapons. God damn pricks.

[QUOTE=Dylan_94]I use to always hear the xbox 360 noise when someone signs on or you get an achievement.[/QUOTE] I hear that sometimes, as well... When some water drips when I'm doing the washing up lol.

Well, someone pointed a laser pen on me at the airport from the upper level and I dove behind a concession stand yelling "Gun!" [Due to conditioning from games, rather then being confused, my first thought was that I was in danger of getting shot] If someone reaches in their coat for some reason I feel they are going for a gun and I flinch when their hand comes back out. [Don't know where that came from, just general paranoia I guess..] I heard a car alarm and started to run once [Left 4 Dead] I occasionally hear weapons reload or the 'Ting!' of a grenade's pin being pulled. [Used to games like CoD4 and Rainbow Six where those sounds can mean an opening to clear a room or that you should run like hell] In a dream, if I become lucid I tend to use the 'Q' menu to spawn and control/edit things. If I play GTA too much I tend to swerve around pedestrians rather than slow down. There are a lot of other incidents, but I will have to post them later as I have to go.

After about 3 months of playing TF2 I was started having urges to flank people and shit. It was... weird... And after about 1 month of mapping for Source I started seeing how everything in the real world word would work in Hammer world editor.