How have video games screwed with you - Games

One time i wanted to spit on the trash can, i was so involved in the game that instead of turning my head, i turned the mouse down and spitted on a fake trash bin In other news, i spitted on my screen.

[QUOTE=Xmeagol]One time i wanted to spit on the trash can, i was so involved in the game that instead of turning my head, i turned the mouse down and spitted on a fake trash bin In other news, i spitted on my screen.[/QUOTE] The past tense of spit is still spit. You spit on your screen, not spitted. Facepunch has turned me into a grammar nazi.

After playing GTA IV, I wanted to immigrate from my Russian home to a great American city and steal cars and kill drug dealers and shit.

[QUOTE=Dabu]The past tense of spit is still spit. You spit on your screen, not spitted. Facepunch has turned me into a grammar nazi.[/QUOTE] Spat.

Though I'm not sure of the cause I do know that these things happen often. It seems that when you play a game for too long in too short a period, for example almost two full days after getting it, you'll start seeing things or hearing things from in the game. It has something to do with the brain's communication with your eyes and ears or something and happens mostly when you feel tired. For example, the first three weeks I had TF2 every other time I walked into a room I'd hear the sentry alarm sound and jump back a step to avoid the incoming fire. And just the other day I was booting up TF2 and suddenly heard an engy say "Thanks Doc."

[QUOTE=DanRatherman]Oh so many ways... -Sometimes, late at night, I swear that I can hear the sounds of the Anti-aircraft guns from Medal Of Honor: Airborne firing. -Gman is everywhere. -There is a zombie behind the shower curtain. -When my cats are fighting I think that I'm in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone and there are Pseudo-Dogs fighting outside.[/QUOTE] Do you aswell pull back the curtain when you go to take a dump? I always feel like something is going to jump out and attack me while im taking a shit.

after playing hours of counter strike and i leave for school every open door i see i tend jump and crouch around the corner

playing duke nukem 3d made me a badass mother fucker. those bastards at 3d realms really screwed me up :argh:

After playing too much Bblivion during the holiday, I sometimes saw my HUD in class. :v:

I tried to do a ninja move on a friend... IT WORKED!!!! [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=VaultBoi]After playing GTA IV, I wanted to immigrate from my Russian home to a great American city and steal cars and kill drug dealers and shit.[/QUOTE] No thats not funny...

How have video games screwed with me? Well, let's just say if it weren't for video games, I wouldn't have coined the phrase, "Dude, you just got Pwnzorfauszted."

After playing COD4, I often try to sneek up on my friends in airsoft by crawling though the grass. I try to active reload (Gears of War 2) in [b]every other game that I play[/b] it is really annoying.

I tried quicksaving before taking the PSAT. :argh: This was because of Morrowind at the time.

On the top floor of my school you can see a farm thought the windows, the farm has a large pile of gas cylinders stacked up out side, occasionally i get the urge to wipe out the farm far cry 2 style!

Sometimes i pretend I'm in a game with a very realistic physics engine and then just picking up stuff and holding them like i just discorvered the thing sometime's i drop them ???

I am a violent foul-mouthed kid. Also one time I saw one of those reflective stickers on the back of a sign and I immediately thought which sticker I should put on it to get the prize bubble.

I had an odd dream once I didn't know where my house was, so I go up to this guy to ask where it was. Problem was is that the guy is the GOD DARN GMAN! He kindly pointed out where it was, than the dream ended

I've played Tony Hawk games my whole life, so now I always imagine different ways to do tricks off whatever I'm looking at.

[QUOTE=DanRatherman;12721754]-There is a zombie behind the shower curtain.[/QUOTE] Goddamn, dude, every single time I go to take a piss or something I grab and rip the shower curtain open really fast just to make sure there's nothing there. It's not really video games, I'm just paranoid someone is watching me while I piss.

I've not had any experiences like that, all that games do for me is kill my time.

any tie i stumble, i shout "sheet" in the same way niko does i GTA. eets funnii...

[QUOTE=BusterBluth;12723264]Do you aswell pull back the curtain when you go to take a dump? I always feel like something is going to jump out and attack me while im taking a shit.[/QUOTE] That's fucking freaky, I do the exact same thing :foil: On Topic, nearly all my dreams are about video games or contain characters from games, one time after I played gmod for like 5 hours on one extremely trigger-happy server, I kept hearing the sound that the .357 makes.

Games have made me stutter while I talk.. I can't speak well.

[QUOTE=cameleot;13400287]Games have made me stutter while I talk.. I can't speak well.[/QUOTE] English Motherfucker do you speak it? I'm just kidding.

Ok this day was [b] SO FUCKING FUCKED UP MAN! [/b] I woke up and turned on the tv, seeing gman fiddle with his tie i screamed and then tryed to press the q menu to spawn a remote to turn it over... Later on i saw gman in the street so i walked over to him and he turned around i i was al of a sudded Gordon Freeman (Seemed like it) so i want on a crowbar spree constantly saying "Triple kill!, Kill tacular" and so on. (I Was actualy playing tf2 as scout so i was "BONKING" everyone in the game) Then when i went to bed i sat down and thoguht how i could do that motion in hammer... I AM REALY FUCKED UP! [b] Dude i just read that back and realised how much of a tard i was that day [b/]

[QUOTE=swampie;13400439]Ok this day was [b] SO FUCKING FUCKED UP MAN! [/b] I woke up and turned on the tv, seeing gman fiddle with his tie i screamed and then tryed to press the q menu to spawn a remote to turn it over... Later on i saw gman in the street so i walked over to him and he turned around i i was al of a sudded Gordon Freeman (Seemed like it) so i want on a crowbar spree constantly saying "Triple kill!, Kill tacular" and so on. (I Was actualy playing tf2 as scout so i was "BONKING" everyone in the game) Then when i went to bed i sat down and thoguht how i could do that motion in hammer... I AM REALY FUCKED UP![/QUOTE] I think someone needs to go outside and maybe go to the doctors.

Definetly *Calmly gets up and walk over to the door, stopping to press E repeatedly*

[QUOTE=7DeadlySyns;12721770]After playing it, the floor looks like an ocean. I played for 6 hours one day (Summer, really really bored), I swear I almost passed out.[/QUOTE] Same thing happened to me, the walls kinda looked like they were breathing. I thought it was because I was tired or something but I've read several times on the internet about how Guitar Hero messes up your vision now.

My "quicksave" finger (middle finger for F5-F6) twitches every time I'm about to do something that I might want to re-do. I've also dreamed I was The Spy. I was playing it really awesomely too, gunning down tons of people (heavies, medics, etc) with my pistol. Cloak? Disguise? Nah, I was an ACTION SPY!

Once I was playing crysis on delta difficulty and I died because of a physics bug (driven over a broken helicopter part), anyway I was so mad, next time I loaded I open the console and typed in: "kill all newbz", just for the laugh. I thought it wouldn't kill anybody, cause it was not a valid command. But to my surprise Nomad(me) fell dead on the spot. I was like "whoa".