While flying from from white forest you see a hunter chopper shoot you down thus landing in the middle of nowhere, you find a rebel outpost and they try and get you on your way but you are interrupted by they're leader who has forgotten his name and they just call Ivan you have to stop a combine battle then you get two motorcycles from Ivan. you ride to another base who actually has a salvaged hunter chopper you get in and go through a sequence of air battles. as you close in on the borialis you get a call from a rebel base where you meet up again with barney and DOG you decide you need to get in stealthy. You take a route through the ice caves which the combine have been flooding with headcrabs stopping most rebel progress in the caves you get broken up from barney and have to take Alyx through the caves. while walking aroud you see a newly kitted out father grigori protecting his encampment the ice caves of course he comes with you later and you go through the caves with him guiding you to the borialis then he goes off and does whatever he wants to do. then after a period of time you meet up with a stressed out rebel carrying a very peculiar weapon, she helps you get through some unusual areas with gravity problems and stuff. then you find dog and barney again as you try and fight off combine and such. after fighting your way deep into the borialis you get cut off from all other alies and after fighting your way through many combine you get paused by gman as you open a door he says that in your "little situation you may need a bit of help" so he decides to send you you an "old aquantence". after coming back to reality on the other side of the door you see an osprey crash through the hull of the ship and a disalusioned adrian shepard walks out. you fight to the ceter of the ship gaining most of you freinds from earlier and find a large computer simmalar to glados. Glados says that the combine will help our race and bring us to glory during this speach (which you can skip by shooting her at any time) she gets angry and takes over dog and a battle starts later on two advisors break into the room (after you take down DOG). after that excessive battle gamn appears in the center of the room taking everyone into his stasis realm and after a sequence of Q&A by your peers gman says "okay are there any more ... questions? and you hear an un-familiar voice say where will we go next?, credits roll
sorry about the lack of detail and punctuation but I did this on the quick
[QUOTE=DWAP;16376585]While flying from from white forest you see a hunter chopper shoot you down thus landing in the middle of nowhere, you find a rebel outpost and they try and get you on your way but you are interrupted by they're leader who has forgotten his name and they just call Ivan you have to stop a combine battle then you get two motorcycles from Ivan. you ride to another base who actually has a salvaged hunter chopper you get in and go through a sequence of air battles. as you close in on the borialis you get a call from a rebel base where you meet up again with barney and DOG you decide you need to get in stealthy. You take a route through the ice caves which the combine have been flooding with headcrabs stopping most rebel progress in the caves you get broken up from barney and have to take Alyx through the caves. while walking aroud you see a newly kitted out father grigori protecting his encampment the ice caves of course he comes with you later and you go through the caves with him guiding you to the borialis then he goes off and does whatever he wants to do. then after a period of time you meet up with a stressed out rebel carrying a very peculiar weapon, she helps you get through some unusual areas with gravity problems and stuff. then you find dog and barney again as you try and fight off combine and such. after fighting your way deep into the borialis you get cut off from all other alies and after fighting your way through many combine you get paused by gman as you open a door he says that in your "little situation you may need a bit of help" so he decides to send you you an "old aquantence". after coming back to reality on the other side of the door you see an osprey crash through the hull of the ship and a disalusioned adrian shepard walks out. you fight to the ceter of the ship gaining most of you freinds from earlier and find a large computer simmalar to glados. Glados says that the combine will help our race and bring us to glory during this speach (which you can skip by shooting her at any time) she gets angry and takes over dog and a battle starts later on two advisors break into the room (after you take down DOG). after that excessive battle gamn appears in the center of the room taking everyone into his stasis realm and after a sequence of Q&A by your peers gman says "okay are there any more ... questions? and you hear an un-familiar voice say where will we go next?, credits roll
sorry about the lack of detail and punctuation but I did this on the quick[/QUOTE]
That sounds.... real....
[QUOTE=DWAP;16376585]While flying from from white forest you see a hunter chopper shoot you down thus landing in the middle of nowhere, you find a rebel outpost and they try and get you on your way but you are interrupted by they're leader who has forgotten his name and they just call Ivan you have to stop a combine battle then you get two motorcycles from Ivan. you ride to another base who actually has a salvaged hunter chopper you get in and go through a sequence of air battles. as you close in on the borialis you get a call from a rebel base where you meet up again with barney and DOG you decide you need to get in stealthy. You take a route through the ice caves which the combine have been flooding with headcrabs stopping most rebel progress in the caves you get broken up from barney and have to take Alyx through the caves. while walking aroud you see a newly kitted out father grigori protecting his encampment the ice caves of course he comes with you later and you go through the caves with him guiding you to the borialis then he goes off and does whatever he wants to do. then after a period of time you meet up with a stressed out rebel carrying a very peculiar weapon, she helps you get through some unusual areas with gravity problems and stuff. then you find dog and barney again as you try and fight off combine and such. after fighting your way deep into the borialis you get cut off from all other alies and after fighting your way through many combine you get paused by gman as you open a door he says that in your "little situation you may need a bit of help" so he decides to send you you an "old aquantence". after coming back to reality on the other side of the door you see an osprey crash through the hull of the ship and a disalusioned adrian shepard walks out. you fight to the ceter of the ship gaining most of you freinds from earlier and find a large computer simmalar to glados. Glados says that the combine will help our race and bring us to glory during this speach (which you can skip by shooting her at any time) she gets angry and takes over dog and a battle starts later on two advisors break into the room (after you take down DOG). after that excessive battle gamn appears in the center of the room taking everyone into his stasis realm and after a sequence of Q&A by your peers gman says "okay are there any more ... questions? and you hear an un-familiar voice say where will we go next?, credits roll
sorry about the lack of detail and punctuation but I did this on the quick[/QUOTE]
My name is Ivan :silent:
You leave White Forest with a grieving Alex, and you have some epic air battles that involve blowing other choppers up with a homing rocket launcher. Blah blah. You land in the Artic, find the Borealis and then enter it by blowing a hole in the side of the ship. A GLaDOS unit greets you in the usual, monotone manner. You venture into the bowels of the ship to find the monstrous machine that caused the Borealis to disappear: the mother of all portal guns. You start getting nauseous and recieving visions. After collapsing, you realise these visions are the G-Man's attempts at hailing you. After getting through to you, you find out he's being hounded by vortigaunts. You wake back up to find him in front of you being pinned down by Uriah and his colleagues. They beg you to activate the Borealis portal generator and get out. After successfully escaping, you witness the Borealis dragging itself through space-time and Alyx comments on how she feels like she has been freed from an invisible grip. You return to the chopper and are contacted by Barney and/or Mossman. CREDITS ROLL!
Get ye Beer.
You can't get ye beer.
And you just have to sit there wondering WHY you can't get ye Beer.
I see things starting in a plane/helicopter. You get attacked by Xen creatures who are rising against the Combine. Barney and alyx are with you. You get to Mossman who is in the Borealis hiding from the battle. You find her before she dies. You get seperated from Alyx who you learn wants to blow the ship up. Klierner learns something so it is VITAL the ship is intact. Lots of fighting. Argument with Alyx. Barney shoots her. Disarm the charges. Activate power. Glados unit comes online. It opens a Xen portal to collect more test subjects. You kill it, but the portal grows and sucks you in. Wake up in Xen. Barney is dead. He mentions the beer. Fight though Xen. Come out a portal. in Black Mesa.
Gman walks up to you and explains that everything he has done has built to this moment. He can't directly interfere with time but he can manipulate it. He asks you to stop yourself. He says he has been monitoring you and you have just entered the test chamber. He opens his case and inside is your helmet. He says he took your helmet earlier so you have a disguise to get to the chamber with nobody recognising you. He turns into a vourtigant. That's his true form. You and him rush to the test chamber viewing room. You get there too late. The blast of energy that kills everybody in the test room occurs which explains why you can hear aliens in the viewing room before everybody inside dies. The alien you hear is infact Gmans vort form.
The light explosion didn't kill gordon but teleported him to Xen. He is one of the many bodies you find and walk over. This explains
-Alien noises if you no clip into the viewing room
-What would happen if Alyx went to destory the ship
-Where the HEV helmet went.
-What is in his Suitcase
-Why he has been watching
-And the unforeseen consequences are of course the fact he has no idea if his plan works or not
-The wierd bodies in Xen
-Why the vorts claim he is like them
Alyx says "Baby me so horny. I love you long time" then Alyx and Gordon make sexy time.
Poison zombines and fast zombines.
Then Barney beer.
XD
[QUOTE=Dan2593;16382323]I see things starting in a plane/helicopter. You get attacked by Xen creatures who are rising against the Combine. Barney and alyx are with you. You get to Mossman who is in the Borealis hiding from the battle. You find her before she dies. You get seperated from Alyx who you learn wants to blow the ship up. Klierner learns something so it is VITAL the ship is intact. Lots of fighting. Argument with Alyx. Barney shoots her. Disarm the charges. Activate power. Glados unit comes online. It opens a Xen portal to collect more test subjects. You kill it, but the portal grows and sucks you in. Wake up in Xen. Barney is dead. He mentions the beer. Fight though Xen. Come out a portal. in Black Mesa.
Gman walks up to you and explains that everything he has done has built to this moment. He can't directly interfere with time but he can manipulate it. He asks you to stop yourself. He says he has been monitoring you and you have just entered the test chamber. He opens his case and inside is your helmet. He says he took your helmet earlier so you have a disguise to get to the chamber with nobody recognising you. He turns into a vourtigant. That's his true form. You and him rush to the test chamber viewing room. You get there too late. The blast of energy that kills everybody in the test room occurs which explains why you can hear aliens in the viewing room before everybody inside dies. The alien you hear is infact Gmans vort form.
The light explosion didn't kill gordon but teleported him to Xen. He is one of the many bodies you find and walk over. This explains
-Alien noises if you no clip into the viewing room
-What would happen if Alyx went to destory the ship
-Where the HEV helmet went.
-What is in his Suitcase
-Why he has been watching
-And the unforeseen consequences are of course the fact he has no idea if his plan works or not
-The wierd bodies in Xen
-Why the vorts claim he is like them[/QUOTE]
THIS. I don't care if the fanboys will be crying out of their pussies for years, I WANT THIS to be the ending to the Half Life 2 saga.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;16383480]THIS. I don't care if the fanboys will be crying out of their pussies for years, I WANT THIS to be the ending to the Half Life 2 saga.[/QUOTE]
Agreed. It makes a whole lot of sense and would be super cool.
[QUOTE=Dan2593;16382323]
-Alien noises if you no clip into the viewing room
-What would happen if Alyx went to destory the ship
-Where the HEV helmet went.
-What is in his Suitcase
-Why he has been watching
-And the unforeseen consequences are of course the fact he has no idea if his plan works or not
-The wierd bodies in Xen
-Why the vorts claim he is like them[/QUOTE]
[code]You know, if you pay attention, or can glitch; IE, the old HL Speedrun; you will see that there is a Vortigaunt who spawns at your position. Maybe it was the GMan who portaled in?
I got nothin on this, really.
HEV helmet would have been fun to have, but I guess it kept Gordon's Identity. What made him different from the others.
The old Noclipping into his case revealed simple papers and ID in HL.
He was employed to employ Freeman.
This only makes sense. Consequences so far:
Eli being eaten by the Advisors.
Strider attack.
Resonance Cascade.
[i]How long have they been sending people in? The Helmet theory only makes sense.[/i]
Possibly.[/code]
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My storyline is simple:
Run. Shoot. Think. LIVE!
I hope the game starts off with you staying around in white forest for awhile. maybe Gorden wakes up from being knocked out on a bed, walks around, barney turns up and tells you crap, gives mandatory beer, alex does stuff, everyone goes to Asaska, DOG does something cool, Breen Shows up and/ or the Nalitath as a final boss. everyone saves the day, Gman turns up and says something plot twisting followed by putting everyone in status for Half Life 3 which will be realeased several decades from now. TEH ENNNEDSSS!!!111!!one!!
Gordon and alyx fly into alaska in a heli then a nuke explodes and everyone dies
The combine bomb the helicopter you're in and you and alyx get mutated into blobs and get stuck together the end
Alyx will stay at white forest and you will meet up with her after elis funarel
Gordon and ALyx get into the helicopter to go to the Borealis, and leave DOG behind. While flying, they come across a few gunships, which Gordon takes down. Unfortunately, the helicopter took too much damage, so they have to land at a seaside Resistance base near City 49 for repairs. This is where you first see the Gman, who gives you a brief speech, reminding you of your job, and sends you on your way. You arrive at the base (somewhere in northern Russia) and find a squadron about to launch a raid on a nearby Combine convoy containing plans for an attack.
After venturing into the Combine-filled city, and retreiving the plans, Gordon and Alyx learn that the Combine have captured Judith Mossman and taken the Borealis, the technology on which they have activated and will use to attack White Forest. Fortunately, the ice breaker ship has not moved much, and it is near an abandoned underwater facility, Kraken Base. Alyx was injured in the gunship fight, and has to stay behind for medical treatment. Gordon heads to Kraken Base in a submarine, accompanied by a former guard on the Borealis, Odell. After arriving at Kraken Base, the player immediately learns that the facility has been infested with headcrabs and zombies. Odell is left behind to guard the sub, armed with an incindiary rifle. Gordon manuvers through the base, while Gman speaks to him periodically about his time in Black Mesa. Here he finds Colette Green, who, after escaping Black Mesa twenty years ago, has wound up here, as part of the Resistance. She has gone insane (much like Father Grigori) and almost attacks Gordon on sight. After a breif conversation, the two make their way to a lift that will take them to the Borealis. they arrive to find that the ship has been partially destroyed, and in its place is a portal to Xen.
After a search of the ship, they find a supply locker with a plentiful supply of ammo and 3 new items: a Combine Assault Pistol (alyxgun), the long-jump module for the HEV suit, and a portable teleoprtation device (the Displacer). Gordon and Colette go through the portal and close it from the other side. After Colette is mortally wounded by a new alien species (Race X, anybody?). They go back through an exit portal created by the Displacer, only to find themselves hundreds of miles away, in the remains of a familliar research facility in New Mexico. Unfortunately, the technology behind the Gravity Gun was fried by the Displacer, rendering the gun useless and unable to be repaired. The portal closes behind them, and they hook up with a local squadron of US Marines, who have been fighting off the Combine for several years.
Colette is taken to a medical facility, and Gordon goes with a Marine squad to retake a captured Washington D.C. After a swift victory, Gordon is on his way back to the Russian seaside base, when Gman puts him back in stasis, commenting that Gordon "Pleased his employers with his uncanny ability to adapt and survive against all odds." Gordon is then informed that he will not have another job for quite some time, as another will be taking his job, one that "can stay on the specified location". The player catches a brief glimpse of Adrian Shepard walking into a portal. Then the credits roll.
Alyx cries for half an hour until Gordon gets tired and shoots her then Dog pilots the helicopter to the Borealis. Once you get there you parachute out and land on a Combine Soldier's head. You take his gun and start bashing people with it. After you get inside you find Mossman's dead body but you're like who gives a shit and keep on walking until you get to the 'Huge Stacks of Highly Explosive Shit Room' and put the C4 that just appeared on your suit in there and run for your life while massacring combine with the turret on Dog's groin. Once you get back in the helicopter you celebrate by buttfucking Barney.
[QUOTE=dtoporowski;16367759]just cause he looks like jabba from star wars, does not mean you should call him fat.
[img]http://www.thebaglady.tv/jabba.jpg[/img]
or
[img]http://images.bit-tech.net/content_images/lost_coast_screens/gabe_campb.jpg[/img]
Simmilar, No?
hehe
Anyway, awesome ideas, keep it up lol[/QUOTE]
I dont believe that this actually Gabe Newell's desk. I dont see the donuts and other fatty foods
I want a storyline where, as you progress through the final level, things begin to... change. The main building colors become more red and blue with the red seeming rustic/ rural and the blue seeming more cold/urban. Further in, you can hear sounds from TF2's 2fort all around you. The turrets start making sentry noises and firing rockets, the Combine get several new types and lots of other stuff. Once you beat the final boss, the Gman appears and begins a long monologue. As the monologue progresses he starts to get a French accent and it seems his face becomes a balaclava. Once he finishes, the surrounding area becomes the BLU Intel room.You were drugged and while you were tripping the whole Black Mesa and Combine Invasion, the BLU team caught up to you. The BLU Spy who once was the Gman backstabs you and takes the intel away from you. As you fall to the ground, you see you are a RED Engineer (which explains how you are so smart yet still great with a gun, why you were tripping out as a scientist, and how you are so good at using mechanical products without ever having seen them or thought about them before)
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;16423880]I want a storyline where, as you progress through the final level, things begin to... change. The main building colors become more red and blue with the red seeming rustic/ rural and the blue seeming more cold/urban. Further in, you can hear sounds from TF2's 2fort all around you. The turrets start making sentry noises and firing rockets, the Combine get several new types and lots of other stuff. Once you beat the final boss, the Gman appears and begins a long monologue. As the monologue progresses he starts to get a French accent and it seems his face becomes a balaclava. Once he finishes, the surrounding area becomes the BLU Intel room.You were drugged and while you were tripping the whole Black Mesa and Combine Invasion, the BLU team caught up to you. The BLU Spy who once was the Gman backstabs you and takes the intel away from you. As you fall to the ground, you see you are a RED Engineer (which explains how you are so smart yet still great with a gun, why you were tripping out as a scientist, and how you are so good at using mechanical products without ever having seen them or thought about them before)[/QUOTE]
Last I checked, Facepunch is not a democracy. We don't give a flying rat's ass what you want.
I predict Buttons that need to be pushed, crates to be smashed, Levers to be pulled, plugs to be plugged, maybe a cart, dark zombie-infested warehouses to be lit, and Combine bases to explod.
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And Achievements to be achieved.
Gordon awakens from passing out after Eli dies. Alyx is still crying, and then.
Barney turns out to be GMan, and shoots you both in the head, then...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6aRwky0W5Y[/media]
Barny IS the GMan.
Michael Shapiro is their voice actor. :downs:
[QUOTE=KigJow;16428807]Gordon awakens from passing out after Eli dies. Alyx is still crying, and then.
Barney turns out to be GMan, and shoots you both in the head, then...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6aRwky0W5Y[/media][/QUOTE]
Lol, but that was definate overkill.
-Visit the boring-alice
-do some shit with portals after you meet up and have a three-way with chell for some reason
-get captured by gman
-escape from gman's coma machine or whatever
-attempt to escape gman's facility
-gordon dies
[QUOTE=Dan2593;16382323]I see things starting in a plane/helicopter. You get attacked by Xen creatures who are rising against the Combine. Barney and alyx are with you. You get to Mossman who is in the Borealis hiding from the battle. You find her before she dies. You get seperated from Alyx who you learn wants to blow the ship up. Klierner learns something so it is VITAL the ship is intact. Lots of fighting. Argument with Alyx. Barney shoots her. Disarm the charges. Activate power. Glados unit comes online. It opens a Xen portal to collect more test subjects. You kill it, but the portal grows and sucks you in. Wake up in Xen. Barney is dead. He mentions the beer. Fight though Xen. Come out a portal. in Black Mesa.
Gman walks up to you and explains that everything he has done has built to this moment. He can't directly interfere with time but he can manipulate it. He asks you to stop yourself. He says he has been monitoring you and you have just entered the test chamber. He opens his case and inside is your helmet. He says he took your helmet earlier so you have a disguise to get to the chamber with nobody recognising you. He turns into a vourtigant. That's his true form. You and him rush to the test chamber viewing room. You get there too late. The blast of energy that kills everybody in the test room occurs which explains why you can hear aliens in the viewing room before everybody inside dies. The alien you hear is infact Gmans vort form.
The light explosion didn't kill gordon but teleported him to Xen. He is one of the many bodies you find and walk over. This explains
-Alien noises if you no clip into the viewing room
-What would happen if Alyx went to destory the ship
-Where the HEV helmet went.
-What is in his Suitcase
-Why he has been watching
-And the unforeseen consequences are of course the fact he has no idea if his plan works or not
-The wierd bodies in Xen
-Why the vorts claim he is like them[/QUOTE]
That is quite possibly the worst idea I have ever heard.
[QUOTE=KmScMT;16454707]That is quite possibly the worst idea I have ever heard.[/QUOTE]
It's sorta like a bad fanfic... although I do somewhat like it, if only because I sorta like bad fanfics.
[QUOTE=Nitro-Trucker;16354264]After alyx as done crying over her father, she and gordon get into the heli. Dog hops into the cargo bay, and the three fly out of the hangar. while flying to Alaska, the Advisor(s) that killed Eli find you and crush the heli. Before it gets totally demolished, dog kills the Advisor(s), and pulls Gordon and Alyx out of the wreckage. Vortigaunts come out of the forest where gordon and alyx 'landed' (somewhere in snowy forest in Alaska) and determine that Alyx and Gordon are in critical critical condition. After the vortigaunts haul gordon and alyx to home base, they heal them. When alyx and gordon wake up, they ask the vorts if they have seen a ship that said 'Borealis' on the side. They said it was just to the east, and that they saw resistance get taken down by combine, and that the combine might still be there. The vorts show alyx and gordon to some old beat up snow mobiles. The vorts set them on theyre way to the borealis. (this is all i have so far.) - Good luck, and have fun.[/QUOTE]
Shit sucks.
[editline]05:22PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dan2593;16382323]I see things starting in a plane/helicopter. You get attacked by Xen creatures who are rising against the Combine. Barney and alyx are with you. You get to Mossman who is in the Borealis hiding from the battle. You find her before she dies. You get seperated from Alyx who you learn wants to blow the ship up. Klierner learns something so it is VITAL the ship is intact. Lots of fighting. Argument with Alyx. Barney shoots her. Disarm the charges. Activate power. Glados unit comes online. It opens a Xen portal to collect more test subjects. You kill it, but the portal grows and sucks you in. Wake up in Xen. Barney is dead. He mentions the beer. Fight though Xen. Come out a portal. in Black Mesa.
Gman walks up to you and explains that everything he has done has built to this moment. He can't directly interfere with time but he can manipulate it. He asks you to stop yourself. He says he has been monitoring you and you have just entered the test chamber. He opens his case and inside is your helmet. He says he took your helmet earlier so you have a disguise to get to the chamber with nobody recognising you. He turns into a vourtigant. That's his true form. You and him rush to the test chamber viewing room. You get there too late. The blast of energy that kills everybody in the test room occurs which explains why you can hear aliens in the viewing room before everybody inside dies. The alien you hear is infact Gmans vort form.
The light explosion didn't kill gordon but teleported him to Xen. He is one of the many bodies you find and walk over. This explains
-Alien noises if you no clip into the viewing room
-What would happen if Alyx went to destory the ship
-Where the HEV helmet went.
-What is in his Suitcase
-Why he has been watching
-And the unforeseen consequences are of course the fact he has no idea if his plan works or not
-The wierd bodies in Xen
-Why the vorts claim he is like them[/QUOTE]
Most of it makes no sense but if something like this happens (going back to Black Mesa, turns out Valve had this planned all along) I will jizz.
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