Episode 3: Your Storyline - Games

To soothe alyx's crys you speak for the first time.. finding out your voice is freakishly high... Like a babies voice.. You decide to avenge her death and fly... you forget to bring alyx with you and fly to borealis alone... you exit the plane and say "C'mon alyx lets go :D" Then you see you left her behind... the credits roll out to a "AW FUCK!" And it says.... The end... for now [editline]06:37PM[/editline] [QUOTE=KmScMT;16422275]Alyx cries for half an hour until Gordon gets tired and shoots her then Dog pilots the helicopter to the Borealis. Once you get there you parachute out and land on a Combine Soldier's head. You take his gun and start bashing people with it. After you get inside you find Mossman's dead body but you're like who gives a shit and keep on walking until you get to the 'Huge Stacks of Highly Explosive Shit Room' and put the C4 that just appeared on your suit in there and run for your life while massacring combine with the turret on Dog's groin. Once you get back in the helicopter you celebrate by buttfucking Barney.[/QUOTE] this ^^

[QUOTE=a-cookie;16459113]To soothe alyx's crys you speak for the first time.. finding out your voice is freakishly high... Like a babies voice.. You decide to avenge her death and fly... you forget to bring alyx with you and fly to borealis alone... you exit the plane and say "C'mon alyx lets go :D" Then you see you left her behind... the credits roll out to a "AW FUCK!" And it says.... The end... for now[/QUOTE] That game's gonna take, what, 5 minutes? [editline]01:13PM[/editline] I'm suprised nobody has commented on my story yet.

[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;16460702]I'm suprised nobody has commented on my story yet.[/QUOTE] I haven't read it because I can't read it because you didn't use fucking paragraphs.

Why do people always assume that the Portal testing took place on the Borealis in the arctic yet the explosion you see at the end of portal clearly takes you to a sunny summer area with tons of vegetation?

Why does the helicopter [b]HAVE[/b] to be destroyed? OR at least in flight? Seriously. If any of you paid attention, the combine haven't really got there first, they only got to the artic base first. When you get there you could see some combine structures but maybe only the combine are still building. I don't care. Maybe you just land and do shit.

[QUOTE=dustbusta;16383895]Agreed. It makes a whole lot of sense and would be super cool.[/QUOTE] But very un-Half-Lifey.

I really wanna see Gordon finally defying the Gman.

[QUOTE=Black-Ice;16477009]Why does the helicopter [b]HAVE[/b] to be destroyed? OR at least in flight? Seriously. If any of you paid attention, the combine haven't really got there first, they only got to the artic base first. When you get there you could see some combine structures but maybe only the combine are still building. I don't care. Maybe you just land and do shit.[/QUOTE] Ep 3 Concept art shows advisors flying around the borealis, covered in combine shit. while we cant know for sure, this certainly means they thought about it.

[QUOTE=smurfy;16466109]I haven't read it because I can't read it because you didn't use fucking paragraphs.[/QUOTE] Paragraphed. Happy?

[QUOTE=Minorkos;16479665]I really wanna see Gordon finally defying the Gman.[/QUOTE] And die again? :v:

wouldn't it be cool that if the Gman was messing with your head, and you were still in stasis, and he was showing you what would happen if the test chamber really happened. Then at the end of EP3 you appear back at black mesa on the tram or some where in black mesa and now you know what you must do, you must stop the test chamber incident from ever happening. I think that would be a twist to the story.

Okay! '' Gorden freeman awakes to see his sizekick Alex stil rollign on the groudnd, the bodyd of Eli in hers arms! Groden freeman didnt like what he saw and he became angry on combine advisers and he wanted revenge on the adivsers because they did what they did. Goarden takes up his gravity gun which is now with built in lazer because a 12 year old likes lazerzeses, and takes crowbar and says:,, I leve now to kill advisers ''. Groden climbs into the helicopters and starts up the engine which was eally old, so it took some time before it started. Aelx gives the good luck to Gardon and says to kill some advisor from her to because her father was dead at the tounge of one. Gardan leaves the bsea as magnusen is angry on him since he didnt get the casarole back and he curses Gordnd for this achievment which he didnt pay back for this time. As the whitest forest base is left behind Gardn starts to notice combines on his screen so he has to turn on the nitros on his helicopter so he starts flying very, very fast at the broelis, and crashes near it on which stood Mossmans. Msosman is very hapy for seeing Grodon and says that combines have the ships to themselves and the advisers are rallying inside. As son as Gradan hers this he becomes bad as he knows adivsers are inside and he needs to kil lthem and destroy the ship so eli is hapy and alux but not kliner as he wanted to use the broeilers as a wepon against the combine so he could ssave the world and return the harm he did with the black mase insident which destroyed the world sevreal years ago. Grdodn smashes open part of ship hul to revel GLUDAS which talks to him and says he is test android and has to go course. Grndon gets portal gun and he uses it to kill adivers and then the fires lazer from his Tau gun from buggy he got ten minuites ago and killed adviser. Then he explode Borldealis and everything explodes and there was a huge pillar of smoke and everyone thinks Gardodon is dead but he is not! he comes out of the smoke screen and he opens his mouth to say the words we all wanted to hrear from him but the screen goes black as there is a sex scene in which alx transforms into G-men who sais cvongrautliations freeman you are the savior of the worlds. '' I HOPE MY STORY GETS USED BY VALVE, I REALLY THOUGHT OF ALL THE DETAILS! XD

[QUOTE=Paravin;16497814]Okay! '' Gorden freeman awakes to see his sizekick Alex stil rollign on the groudnd, the bodyd of Eli in hers arms! Groden freeman didnt like what he saw and he became angry on combine advisers and he wanted revenge on the adivsers because they did what they did. Goarden takes up his gravity gun which is now with built in lazer because a 12 year old likes lazerzeses, and takes crowbar and says:,, I leve now to kill advisers ''. Groden climbs into the helicopters and starts up the engine which was eally old, so it took some time before it started. Aelx gives the good luck to Gardon and says to kill some advisor from her to because her father was dead at the tounge of one. Gardan leaves the bsea as magnusen is angry on him since he didnt get the casarole back and he curses Gordnd for this achievment which he didnt pay back for this time. As the whitest forest base is left behind Gardn starts to notice combines on his screen so he has to turn on the nitros on his helicopter so he starts flying very, very fast at the broelis, and crashes near it on which stood Mossmans. Msosman is very hapy for seeing Grodon and says that combines have the ships to themselves and the advisers are rallying inside. As son as Gradan hers this he becomes bad as he knows adivsers are inside and he needs to kil lthem and destroy the ship so eli is hapy and alux but not kliner as he wanted to use the broeilers as a wepon against the combine so he could ssave the world and return the harm he did with the black mase insident which destroyed the world sevreal years ago. Grdodn smashes open part of ship hul to revel GLUDAS which talks to him and says he is test android and has to go course. Grndon gets portal gun and he uses it to kill adivers and then the fires lazer from his Tau gun from buggy he got ten minuites ago and killed adviser. Then he explode Borldealis and everything explodes and there was a huge pillar of smoke and everyone thinks Gardodon is dead but he is not! he comes out of the smoke screen and he opens his mouth to say the words we all wanted to hrear from him but the screen goes black as there is a sex scene in which alx transforms into G-men who sais cvongrautliations freeman you are the savior of the worlds. '' I HOPE MY STORY GETS USED BY VALVE, I REALLY THOUGHT OF ALL THE DETAILS! XD[/QUOTE] You are the dumbest shit ever to slither across these forums. Unless, of course this is just a joke and you are just trying to make it sound like Full-Life Consequences.

[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;16502126]You are the dumbest shit ever to slither across these forums.[/QUOTE] Right back at you.

Gordon is behind the controls of the heli when G-Man appears and gordon has a conversation with him. Asking him who he is, the G-Man reveals that he is infact a agent of the combine. Gordon then pushes him out and spends the rest of the game in the forest jacking hunters.

The game takes you through as a combine soldier, doing various anti-rebel duties, fighting with guns. There should be some sort of unique gameplay device like gordon's gravity gun that pertains to the combine. At the end of the game, you are ambushed by Gordon who hits you with his crowbar. He prys your mask off and in the reflection of his crowbar you can see eli vance's face. DUN DUN DUN!

goardan freemant walks real fast to the borealis to and deefeets heacrab zombie goast boss master

[QUOTE=jigsawkiller;16555731]goardan freemant walks real fast to the borealis to and deefeets heacrab zombie goast boss master[/QUOTE] And the zombie corpse make a giant black hole then gman saves him!

Hey, hey, hey, guise. I gots teh cool awesomeness idea...BE FUCKING SERIOUS.

No-one cares what you think.

alyx n gordun haz teh sexeh sex in teh helichopper and dey has buttsecks and dey fux sum combien yayayayay

[B]YOU[/B] Fly in the heli (NOT FUCKING ALYX, YOU GET TO FLY A CHOPPER) and make it to mossmans base. She's alive, along with her Right hand man: [sp]adrian sheppard[/sp] You and the two get the info you need and find the portal gun and a random cake sitting there in a box with a dead chick with a female aperture science uni. You shoot the blue portal at mars and then use the orange portal and shoot it under the combine dudes feet and they suffocate and go to mars. unfortunately, dog was actually a spy, so he reports everything he's seen to the combine, and you have to put him down (due to rabies). so you then find bits of eli's brain on the floor and learn that the rest of them are at the point where the three sages left this earth. you have to get the Cerebral Cortex of knowledge and plug it into the brain machine to find out the big secret that eli vance hid for years. the nihalanth was actually the SON of the real nihilanth, and you have to kill him to destroy combine evil guy. You then find breen actually teleported to a nearby restaurant, you walk in and see him, but walk out of the way for a sec. he decides what song he wants to listen to on the juke box, and selects don't stop believin on the selector thingy. His bitch walks in and they greet eachother. He says "Wheres the advisor?" His bitch replies "He just called, he's on his way" She then adds: "The gman's coming separately, he had to go to the doctor" The advisor comes in and you all start ordering The gman is in his car outside having a problem with parking your onion rings get here, and the gman finishes with parking, and runs inside and then

But i was serius xDD I wasnot try to be funny lol

You get in the helicopter. Land in a rebel town. Take two snowmobiles, vroom vroom to mossmans base, keeling combine scouting partys on the way. Find mossman, fight boss. Mossman sacrifices herself. New vehicle. go to borealis. 'Nother boss. Destroy borealis. Go home. Find White Forest massacred, Barney Griggs and Sheckley fighting last boss. Kill boss. Ends in yet another cliff hanger, Gordon is placed into stasis.

[QUOTE=KmScMT;16422275]Alyx cries for half an hour until Gordon gets tired and shoots her then Dog pilots the helicopter to the Borealis. Once you get there you parachute out and land on a Combine Soldier's head. You take his gun and start bashing people with it. After you get inside you find Mossman's dead body but you're like who gives a shit and keep on walking until you get to the 'Huge Stacks of Highly Explosive Shit Room' and put the C4 that just appeared on your suit in there and run for your life while massacring combine with the turret on Dog's groin. Once you get back in the helicopter you celebrate by buttfucking Barney.[/QUOTE] This is quite possibly the greatest thing ever. I'd buy three copies of the game if this is how it was

I try.

Alyx is crying while you are flying the helicopter to the base. When you arrive, there is a turret system setup by the combine. They have taken over the base, or so it may seem :smug:. You go in with the grenades and the rocket launcher you found in the helicopter. Once inside, it goes into a cut scene. And you see mossman killed, with Dr. Breen holding the pistol. Alyx: "You!" Breen: "Oh come on now Alyx. You didn't think i would [i]die[/i] in the teleportation chamber." Alyx: "We saw you! The portal exploded-!" Breen: "-And I was (pause) already on the other side." Alyx: "You can't get away with this." Breen: "Silence *throws Alyx against the wall by swiftly moving his hands and not touching her*" Alyx: "Gordon! Help!" Breen: "Come on. This old man? He couldn't help you even if he could. Which he can't (Breen is interrupted in mid-sentence by throwing gordon into the wall the same way he did to alyx. Breen is surprised at the noise that Gordon's suit makes against the concrete wall)" *Breen exits the room. You and Alyx fall on the ground. (still in cinematic) you sprint over to Alyx and pick her up, she is unable to move.* (G-Man enters and time stops). GMan: "Doctor Free-man-. This, may sound, like a conspiracy *says fast*. But you had *slows down* no idea of the [i]unforseen consequences[/i]. Your co-workers death was only a *pauses* small setback. *Scene flashes, GMan's face switches negative then back* Please, take better care of your *pauses and turns around* associates." (Scene flashes and you regain control. You are holding alyx, not moving as you are locked into position by the game) Alyx regains consciousness and she looks at you. She has a small grin on her face that greatly increases. She moves in and kisses you on the cheek, blushing, she says. Alyx: "Thanks for saving me..." You whip out your gun and are released of being cinematically locked. Game continues. You run up to mossman to survey the damage. She is cold and unconscious. Most likely dead. You rummage through her jacket pocket and find a small stick that holds the information you need in bringing down the citadel completely. You turn around and run toward the exit that you came in. But halfway to the point, a large portion of rubble falls on top of the exit. Alyx replies to the scene with a comment. Alyx: "Looks like we're not going back that way." You look back the way you came, and there is a door. Locked. Within moments of you pressing it, there is a loud explosion, and hidden lights turn on in a sequence, ending at the door. Which has a low humming noise which increases to a high noise, then explodes and the door is gone. You run out with alyx through the door. Seeing breen, you shoot at him but your bullets are stopped right in front of him. He takes off as you follow after, but when you look into the room that he went in, you see him take off into the sky. Now looking around at what your possibilities are, you see a door on the other side that says "Exit." When you enter the room, another explosion sets off. A combine helicopter flys into the scene and lands in the middle of the floor, then slides to the other side of the room. Once the helicopter stops moving, you hear combine voices as they descend from the ceiling above where breen took off from, and they start to attack you. You fire back, once all of the combine have been cleared from the area, you run over to the exit and leave the building to get in the helicopter. Once inside, Alyx takes the controls and looks at you with a smile and blushes again, then proceeds to fly and the game flashes from white to black and then says "Loading..." First scene bitches!

Father Grigori HAS to be in it Also, it would be cool if, at the beginning of the game you only have a crowbar and an RPG then your rpg rounds run out and you only have a crowbar Oh, and the best intro scene ever: Gordon is standing on a tall rock and surrounding him are like 10,000 combine soldiers. they all aim their guns at him. Gordon looks at his crowbar, looks at the combine, then leaps off the rock in slow motion wielding the crowbar.

[QUOTE=greendevil;16604185]Father Grigori HAS to be in it Also, it would be cool if, at the beginning of the game you only have a crowbar and an RPG then your rpg rounds run out and you only have a crowbar Oh, and the best intro scene ever: Gordon is standing on a tall rock and surrounding him are like 10,000 combine soldiers. they all aim their guns at him. Gordon looks at his crowbar, looks at the combine, then leaps off the rock in slow motion wielding the crowbar.[/QUOTE] Then is simultaneously shot by 9,999 Combine with Ar2's, Smg1's and shotguns. Falling to the ground a mere swiss cheese of a man.

You know, I'll bet at the end, Barney finally gives you that beer and you hear, "Thanks." And the game ends. And everyone is butthurt over the fact that Gordon spoke.