Tribes: Ascend v2: I went slow once and it was awful
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“This video demonstrates the perils of trying to capture a flag while going too slow,” explains Hi-Rez chief technical officer, Todd Harris. “The outcome is predictable but no less tragic.”
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Did the heavy died of a heart attack. cause it sure looks like it.
Does anyone know how to fix the stupid installer, not installing the game correctly and redownloading everything all the damn time.
I haven't played this game for like 2 weeks now. I'm dying.
try the last resort uninstaller
im not sure if it works, but it worked for global agenda(hirez previous abandoned game)
[QUOTE=<Insert Name>;35063275][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjyUy5f3VIw[/media]
I cried.
So much better than that lame Dead Island trailer.[/QUOTE]
"Friends Don't Let Friends Llama. Gotta Go Fast."
oh wow
[QUOTE=The very best;35059502]Sad day, my 30 day booster (That lasted 60 days) has now finished.[/QUOTE]
Wait, boosters only apply to time played in-game not real life time? Does that means if I have a week long booster, it can be still going for more than a week if I don't play much?
[QUOTE=Sharp_Shooter;35064120]Wait, boosters only apply to time played in-game not real life time? Does that means if I have a week long booster, it can be still going for more than a week if I don't play much?[/QUOTE]
No, I just got lucky, the initial 30 days was about to run out when that big update hit, so it reset it all the way back to 30
So after a bunch of practice I can now nearly shoot straight.
Yay.
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VGS
Speaking of llamas, I've accidentally picked up the flag twice while trying to disrupt the flag stand.
I instantly drop it so the enemy can return it, i'm not that much of a dick.
when i'm going 200 sanics and fail to jetpack over a sharp hill i lose my boner
[QUOTE=Funion;35065000]when i'm going 200 sanics and fail to jetpack over a sharp hill i lose my boner[/QUOTE]
I masturbate to the mere thought of you going fast.
in all seriousness though they need to remove some of those hills or whatever that green hilly bitch map is
there are nice big hills on the outskirts but shitty grass mounds in the middle
Tough choice, should I really spend exp on shit I'm never going to use now?
e.g.
Safe Fall
Stealthy
Sawed-Off Shotgun
Sparrow
[img]http://i41.tinypic.com/dyvrzo.jpg[/img]
The Brute is like a Pathfinder who's put on some weight but still tries to desperately do what he did before so he wouldn't appear bad in the eyes of his fellow men.
[QUOTE=-<PsY>-;35065597]Tough choice, should I really spend exp on shit I'm never going to use now?
e.g.
Safe Fall
Stealthy
Sawed-Off Shotgun
Sparrow[/QUOTE]
May as well wait for future items to roll in. And Stealthy is completely useless btw.
So yeah, it just turns out I always get stupid teams.
even if we win, they'll be doing something stupid.
Base full of the enemy?
I GUESS I'LL JUST GO FAST AND DO NOTHING WITH IT
We only won because no-one was defending the other flag, because they were all in our base, having a fractal & sticky grenade party.
Such is the life of a new technician.
I wish I had a better computer, then I might get a high enough framerate to aim :v:
[t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/arousal.png[/t]
I feel sensually aroused.
Is the infiltrator class any good?Its the first class I unlocked and am having a hard time playing with the infiltrator.When you use your jetpack you lose energy and then can't cloak :(
And is there a way to actually be stealthy in such a fast paced game?I tried destroying a turret but it killed me when I placed on the first mine or whatever the infiltrator class has :v:
[QUOTE=w0lfeh;35066014]Is the infiltrator class any good?Its the first class I unlocked and am having a hard time playing with the infiltrator.When you use your jetpack you lose energy and then can't cloak :(
And is there a way to actually be stealthy in such a fast paced game?I tried destroying a turret but it killed me when I placed on the first mine or whatever the infiltrator class has :v:[/QUOTE]
Best thing the Infiltrator at is just camping in the enemy base and gen destroying. Instead of jetpacking, try and keep it to a minimum and just ski your way into the enemy base, hide around a corner and wait for your energy to recharge. With the Stealth Spinfusor you can normally rack up a good few kills against average defenders, haven't used the SMG much myself. Save your stickies for the generator if you can, with the perk Safety Third and upgrading the weapon itself, you can get about 4 and throw them all at the generator and take it down.
I don't see many people using jammers so the only thing you should have to worry about it mines/sensors and getting away.
Depends on the map also, you can learn some decent hiding spots like the back of the ship on Crossfire.
Also, remember that you are fully invisible to the enemies and you can one-hit light classes with your melee.
[QUOTE=Lance99;35066425]Also, remember that you are fully invisible to the enemies and you can one-hit light classes with your melee.[/QUOTE]
You're not fully invisible, there's a slight shimmer.
[QUOTE=Gum;35065703]The Brute is like a Pathfinder who's put on some weight but still tries to desperately do what he did before so he wouldn't appear bad in the eyes of his fellow men.[/QUOTE]
No, the brute is like a pathfinder that one-shoots other pathfinders in the air with the heavy spinfusor and starts generator room rave parties.
Brutes look fucking awesome though
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fat
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Also what does shazbot actually stand for?
[QUOTE=w0lfeh;35066854]Also what does shazbot actually stand for?[/QUOTE]
It's an expletive from the sitcom "Mork and Mindy"
[B]SH[/B]azbo[B]T[/B].
so how do i acquire error xp?
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Well, that was a close match: it was overtime, both flags were held; 4:3 to us. One returned flag and it can easily be game over, or a longer battle. I managed to get into the enemy base and kill their carrier. I returned our flag, which ended the round. [VGTG]
(funny thing is, some asshole elitist pathfinder called us "the worst team ever, so bad we made downs kids cry", yet we won. Ohhh, if he was around to see the end...)
I got an AirMail while going 220 sanics, I got 2 other airmails in the same game
Wasted my free gold on a whiteout nade. Have the worst buyers remorse ever. Any way to make it useful? I feel like the length of the whiteout effect just isn't enough to make it worth using over the emp nade.
Does that trailer on the last page mean that it's out of beta?
4-4, Sandrakers destroying generator and being generally better than our team, no one tries to cap. Then I llamaed as juggerfat and we won.
Gotta love those cocky pathfinders who go chasing with enemy flag on their back and get raped by a base turret.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;35065868][t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/arousal.png[/t]
I feel sensually aroused.[/QUOTE]
[t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/arousal2.png[/t]
The sequel!
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