• My list of reasons why EP3 is taking so long
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[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;16567553]I don't get it. Valve said that they would release a game, and then they started working on it. We believe that if we get enough members in this group, the entire dev team will just stop working on it all together. Half Life 2 Episodes 1-3 should have been DLC to the original Half Life 2, since Valve couldn't release a FULL GAME. What moreons. Here's the facts: * Significant content has been made for TF2, somewhat for L4D, and for most other Valve games, yet Half Life has never gotten the same treatment. The Orange Box doesn't count at ALL. * Valve put little faith in Episode 1 since they almost certainly started working on Episode 2 right after release * The fact that Episode 3 is nearly identical to Episode 2 will decimate the community for both games * The announced date is not nearly enough time to polish content or make significant gameplay changes * The new character designs seem bland and unappealing so far * The community has lost faith in Valve's former reputation for commitment to their games post-release. You must be dense if you're planning on purchasing this game. With a price tag like $20, I think it's time to shut down Valve all together before they steal the rest of our money. It's a price that nobody can dream to afford - but what is the cost of our souls? Do we really plan to buy this game and let the entire free world as we know it fall apart? I dream of a world where every game is free, and businesses go bankrupt due to lack of profit. A world where companies like Valve cease to exist, because they release garbage like Episode 3. I mean, really, what were you thinking? [url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/wearetools[/url][/QUOTE] At first I almost took you seriously, and then I looked at your group and loled. Message for the thinking impaired: This was a joke.
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/wearetools[/url] You gotta be fucking kidding me.
[QUOTE=Gunguy;16571717][url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/wearetools[/url] You gotta be fucking kidding me.[/QUOTE] Haha! These guys are idiots and are made of fail, ignorance, and old Cheetos. And nobody likes that stuff.
It is a joke.
Heres the only reason you need to know: 1. [b]It's going to be EPIC.[/b]
[QUOTE=PieClock;16571815]Heres the only reason you need to know: 1. [b]It's going to be CIPE.[/b][/QUOTE] Fixed.
I say its that they were chilling at E3 and Comic Con so production time was slowed.
It is taking a long time because they are making it good. Good things take time..
I swear to god, if valve hasn't had this entire storyline planned out since 1998, it's going to suck, otherwise, they're just making it up as they go along, and have no time to think about it [B] FUCKING A GABE HURRY YOUR FAT LAZY ASS UP AND MAKE A GAME THAT MOST PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO FUCKING PLAY!!!![/B]
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;16574771]I swear to god, if valve hasn't had this entire storyline planned out since 1998, it's going to suck, otherwise, they're just making it up as they go along, and have no time to think about it [B] FUCKING A GABE HURRY YOUR FAT LAZY ASS UP AND MAKE A GAME THAT MOST PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO FUCKING PLAY!!!![/B][/QUOTE] Valve is making it up as they go along. It's what makes it great.
Take your time Valve I want an awesome box with 4 awesome games in it!
Is that his seat... Or is it his ass.
[QUOTE=Shadekill;16568495]I like how his sitting on a ball.[/QUOTE] All the chairs break :saddowns:
I honestly just think EP3 is not a priority.
Because everyone knows gordon is going to finnaly open his goddamn mouth they need to find a badass voice. Also since he and alyx are going to make sexy time they need a way to make people know it without having an AO rating.
[QUOTE=Hellbilly;16567202]Grizzly industrial? [url]http://www.grizzlyindustrial.com/[/url] what could it mean?[/QUOTE] This is what is in the box [url]http://www.grizzly.com/products/g8027[/url] You can see the product number and 'Dust Collector' on the side of the box I think Half Life 2 : Ep 3 is taking so long because THEY'RE NOT FINISHED IT YET :holy:
They aren't making it up as they go along, they've had a story planned since before they started Episode 1. And even if they were, it would still be awesome. I think they want a break from the Half-Life series, they have been doing it since the 90s after all.
[QUOTE=wuzzimu;16567302]I don't know, That lighting on his left forearm looks pretty real.[/QUOTE] Maybe in photo shop they changed the picture on his monitor.
[QUOTE=Satane;16620155]Oh look he plays DoD too [img]http://images.bit-tech.net/content_images/lost_coast_screens/gabe_campb.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Christ, he looks even fatter than usual there. Edit: Shit there goes Ep 3 :(
Shit he even gets his own beanie chair :(
Were the hell do you find those pictures? Wait wait... I know! YOUR HIS STALKER!
[QUOTE=Gunguy;16632426]Shit he even gets his own beanie chair :([/QUOTE] That would be a ball.
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;16568294]@HL2:EP3 Boycotters, Singleplayer =/= Multiplayer. Adding a few weapons and maps isn't the same as creating a FULLY SCENARIZED game. Look at Episode Two: how much content is entirely recycled? Uh? Anyhow it wouldn't surprise me if they went straight onto HL3 instead.[/QUOTE] Ep3 boycotters? [img]http://derekclontz.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/manson1a.jpg[/img] BULLLLLLLSHIT
[IMG]http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p83/PBPhotoChick/SLIP%20N%20SLIDE%20PARTY/SlipNSlide024.jpg[/IMG] Meanwhile at valve
I like to see how you go making Ep.3 JUST SIT DOWN AND FUCKING WAIT.
[QUOTE=pedrus24;16577358]Take your time Valve I want an awesome box with 4 awesome games in it![/QUOTE] Would like? The Red Box: -Half-Life 2: Episode three -Portal 2 -Garry's Mod (Better and newer version, Gmod v12?) -Left 4 Dead -Left 4 dead 2
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