Dwarf Fortress V10 - DF2010 Release Edition - OH GOD THE SCREAMS
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Oh god, I was just given a quest to kill a dragon, i'll need many meat shields.
[editline]08:17PM[/editline]
it has 78 kills already
Dryvnt it just says contacting server
Finally.
:ussr:
I wish there would be a choice to take prisoners
Seeing now you have to do complicated shit in order to make a functional prison camp without all the elves throwing a tantrum and going beserk.
[editline]08:23PM[/editline]
I FINALLY established a farm in my new fort.
Too bad all of my farmers are to busy hunting vermin for food :saddowns:
I find it more realistic that Megabeasts have large kill counts.
holy shit I just killed that dragon
[editline]08:24PM[/editline]
it was epic because I charged through the dragon fire and axed him in the kidney
Also, i forgot a few things...
how to mass mark stones for dumping?
First thing that happens when I embark:
My dwarf casually wanders to the entrance of the fortress after a quick dwarfing session. When he is ambushed by a troll who quickly proceeds to sodomize him by ramming his pick into his lower body, the wrong way (broad end first) because the pick constantly became stuck.
I love this game.
[QUOTE=Razor sharp;21125718]Also, i forgot a few things...
how to mass mark stones for dumping?[/QUOTE]
dbd
[QUOTE=clanratc;21125748]First thing that happens when I embark:
My dwarf casually wanders to the entrance of the fortress after a quick dwarfing session. When he is ambushed by a troll who quickly proceeds to sodomize him by ramming his pick into his lower body, the wrong way (broad end first) because the pick constantly became stuck.
I love this game.[/QUOTE]
Jesus!
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;21125480]Slay the beast in open combat. Be a man/dwarf/[b]elf.[/b][/QUOTE]
heh, elf.
[QUOTE=HALP Cat;21125775][IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/11w4ho3.png[/IMG]
Oh dear.[/QUOTE]
You know what that means.
If you want a Legendary Armorer and an artifact armor to boot, you're going to have to kill someone.
When i get a strong enough military i'm gonna go explore HELL
oh yeah baby, i need adamantine though.
how do you kill a bronze colossus in adventure mode?
New channel password is 'dwarf'.
Dryvnt I can't even connect.
Does anyone else except me hate huge migrant waves?
As soon as i make enough rooms and beds to house my current dwarves, new ones arive! It's like a never ending torture cycle.
One of my favorite improvements is that channeling no longer creates holes, but ramps.
This makes it that much easier to shape mountains into foundations for my longhouses and castles. Diggin.
[QUOTE=Parakon;21125900]how do you kill a bronze colossus in adventure mode?[/QUOTE]
Bronze colossi are bugged, the only way to kill them is to melt them.
[QUOTE=war_man333;21125944]Dryvnt I can't even connect.[/QUOTE]
Are you sure you are using Teamspeak 3.0?
Are you sure the addres is right?
Are you sure the port is right?
is it easy to kill hydra? just got a quest..
I don't know what to edit to change the resolution :(
[QUOTE=Parakon;21126158]is it easy to kill hydra? just got a quest..[/QUOTE]
It seems toady started spamming hydras
he must be proud that he finally got it right.
Also is it possible to breath fire as a dragon in arena and to fly?
how the hell do you enter a cave
[editline]08:54PM[/editline]
Just got my maul stuck in one of the hydra's brain cavity
Has anyone else found that Iron Men are completely invincible to even adamantine weaponry?
Either I'm stupid or immature but I had more fun doing my US History test today then I had trying to learn how to play this game.
[editline]09:04PM[/editline]
Like seriously the past week I have tried to enjoy this thing (I wont call it a game because it seems more like something aliens with overtly complex brain structures masturbate to or something) but I have yet to grasp any of it.
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