Dwarf Fortress V10 - DF2010 Release Edition - OH GOD THE SCREAMS - Games

Teamspeak is fun!

[QUOTE=supergism;21132179]alright so I'm sure you all know about the [sp]hell pits at the bottom of the map[/sp] and all that now remember taking a trade depot, putting a trap door under it and tossing traders into magma pipes and shit what if you took a [sp]hell pit[/sp], channeled all the way to the surface above it, and put a trap door leading into the [sp]hell pit[/sp] pull the lever, the trap door opens, and [sp]you send some elves directly to hell, amazing[/sp][/QUOTE] Beautiful.

So what do you guys think? Fortress of Bronze Colossi? Or should I try making a... Holy shit I think I've got it. I should start making Colossi megabeasts like the ones from Shadow of the Colossus. :aaa: [sp]I still might make a Bronze Colossi fort, though.[/sp] :v:

[QUOTE=supergism;21132179]alright so I'm sure you all know about the [sp]hell pits at the bottom of the map[/sp] and all that now remember taking a trade depot, putting a trap door under it and tossing traders into magma pipes and shit what if you took a [sp]hell pit[/sp], channeled all the way to the surface above it, and put a trap door leading into the [sp]hell pit[/sp] pull the lever, the trap door opens, and [sp]you send some elves directly to hell, amazing[/sp] well actually they're [sp]"glowing pits"[/sp] but you know what I mean[/QUOTE] Already on it except I am using cage traps below the trade depot which then when collected my Irken minions haul the pointy eared pig sacks to the Underworldly dungon where each cell has a bridge under it where the pointy eared prisoners are dropped into the glowing depths. Except I sort of cheated because I am using the Irken empire. so they are the same size as dwarfs but a lot more deadly.

[QUOTE=BlueSaint;21132381]Already on it except I am using cage traps below the trade depot which then when collected my Irken minions haul the pointy eared pig sacks to the Underworldly dungon where each cell has a bridge under it where the pointy eared prisoners are dropped into the glowing depths. Except I sort of cheated because I am using the Irken empire. so they are the same size as dwarfs but a lot more deadly.[/QUOTE] wait a second [sp]what if you timed opening the chamber perfectly with a caravan at the depot, opened up the trap door, and while the initial demons fly out, a huge goddamn wagon swats them out of the air right back down into hell yes this is seeming more and more like the best idea ever[/sp]

Chat on teamspeak is amazing everyone should join. In the bedroom.

[QUOTE=supergism;21132179]alright so I'm sure you all know about the [sp]hell pits at the bottom of the map[/sp] and all that now remember taking a trade depot, putting a trap door under it and tossing traders into magma pipes and shit what if you took a [sp]hell pit[/sp], channeled all the way to the surface above it, and put a trap door leading into the [sp]hell pit[/sp] pull the lever, the trap door opens, and [sp]you send some elves directly to hell, amazing[/sp] well actually they're [sp]"glowing pits"[/sp] but you know what I mean[/QUOTE] [sp]Clowns[/sp] can deconstruct trap doors entire plan = fucked

I found hidden fun stuff in the Bedroom

[QUOTE=Kylel999;21132641][sp]Clowns[/sp] can deconstruct trap doors entire plan = fucked[/QUOTE] what if they're dead shit I know more [sp]demons come out of the pits[/sp] but I'd like to keep them at bay to do this atleast once

[QUOTE=Themage;21132660]I found hidden fun stuff in the Bedroom[/QUOTE] I found you in the bedroom.

The chatroom is so fucking hilarious, oh god.

[QUOTE=Ccharlton;21132764]I found you in the bedroom.[/QUOTE] In The Bedroom the Mighty Bedroom the Pillow sleeps tonight

[QUOTE=Themage;21132786]In The Bedroom the Mighty Bedroom the Pillow sleeps tonight[/QUOTE] Holy shit, I was just listening to that song!

I have begun work on the first Colossi, Valus. There will only be one of him, so I need to make him exceptionally powerful. One of those things that, if it shows up at your fort, the first words out of your mouth are "Done!". This should be fun. :razz:

In the bedroom.

With the candlestick.

Damnit. Toady made it so that you can't quickly draft people that run into kobolds and stuff like you used to be able to. This sucks. also my high master weaponsmith went insane because rhesus macaques stole all my cloth and thread :(

Everyone stole my in the bedroom catchphrase.

Give me penis. [editline]05:00AM[/editline] REreeehrehr

What is this Slade I keep hearing about.

Well, [IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/jpkltc.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Dalndox;21131735]So I've come to the conclusion that I'm just not ready to put in Tentacle Demons from scratch, though I am tempted to create a megabeast. Any suggestions on a creature I should set up as a civilization? [sp]Making a fortress of Bronze Colossi is almost too tempting[/sp] :v:[/QUOTE] DO IT. Take pictures! :D

the slade warhammer thing against a bronze collosus isn't true. It will break every goddamn "bone" in it's body but will never kill it.

So, apparently Slade is the Adamantine of warhammers?

"You pinch Dwarf 1's head with Your left hand! Dwarf 1 has been struck down." Woah

You can pinch body parts off. I have pinched off all of a dwarve's teeth and both his ears once before. Not to mention all of the elves I have maimed in this way :v:

I couldn't figure out how to attack specific body parts, only grab a limb/nose and throw them with it.

How do you rip limbs off? I can break them and rip teeth/fingers/ears by pinching them...

Alright gents, I'm off to build an Aqueduct. Building one Roman style will be a bitch, though.

[QUOTE=Aftershock51;21133634]How do you rip limbs off? I can break them and rip teeth/fingers/ears by pinching them...[/QUOTE] In the bedroom.