Dwarf Fortress V10 - DF2010 Release Edition - OH GOD THE SCREAMS - Games

[QUOTE=Death Dragon;21220038]What is a bug? Irrigation? Also: WAND GOLEM! HE SHOOTS FIRE AND SHIT EVERYWHERE![/QUOTE] this isn't youtube, you don't write what someone just said/what you just watched/read. srsly bro

Ok, I'm preparing for the journey, and my + and - keys don't work on this game for whatever reasons. How do I change the keys? It seems that esc dosn't bring be to any menu like it did before. I can't exit either. HELP EDIT: I know how to exit through the [s]text[/s] task manager, but need to change the hot keys.

[QUOTE=Soren;21220157]this isn't youtube, you don't write what someone just said/what you just watched/read. srsly bro[/QUOTE] What about now?

[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/2zisk7l.jpg[/IMG] The zombie doesn't have any arms though... Did it just headbutt a dwarf to death? :raise: [editline]09:18PM[/editline] I think I'm going to have to abandon. :saddowns: The constant combat (That isn't going anywhere) and HFS is giving me an FPS of 20 so I can't really do anything.

I'm editing the raws to attempt to make a firecow

So guys, I've started a fort down in a caver- OH GOD FUCK NO [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/x1y4p4.png[/IMG]

Can someone help me make a creature that is a cow, only coated in a layer of fire so that it explodes when it spawns?

[QUOTE=Comcastic;21220987]So guys, I've started a fort down in a caver- OH GOD FUCK NO *images*[/QUOTE] :O

[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/vqpp2d.png[/IMG] FUCK IT'S HEADING TOWARDS MY DWARFS, WHAT DO I DO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

[QUOTE=Comcastic;21221439] FUCK IT'S HEADING TOWARDS MY DWARFS, WHAT DO I DO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.[/QUOTE] There's nothing you can do. I...I'm sorry...

[QUOTE=Kwal;21221474]There's nothing you can do. I...I'm sorry...[/QUOTE] NO, I'LL FIGHT IT WITH EVERY DWARF I HAV- [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/n4e8ll.png[/IMG] WHAT THE FUCK, OH GOD NO.

Went to my fortress in adventure mode, searched around for the giant zombie, went to my underground tree growing place: [IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/ayqe8k.jpg[/IMG] Awesome. Then I found the zombie, hacked away at it for a while, tried setting things on fire beside it: [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/1zqqazn.jpg[/IMG] I guess being that close to fire made the fat in my body boil or something because: [IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/nl6g40.jpg[/IMG] :saddowns: [IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/12637nk.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Comcastic;21220987]So guys, I've started a fort down in a caver- OH GOD FUCK NO [IMG_thumb]http://i39.tinypic.com/x1y4p4.png[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE] Perfect? I think not. How is having a 3-foot long skull practical in any way?

Okay, that was only one dwarf, I still have 6 mo- [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/wlek4p.png[/IMG] WHHHHYYYYYY

Reclaimed my fortress, dumping bodies, all going wel- [IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/20hlgkz.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/10di547.jpg[/IMG] I should reclaim it [I]again[/I] with like 7 axedwarves.

[QUOTE=Comcastic;21220987]So guys, I've started a fort down in a caver- OH GOD FUCK NO [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/x1y4p4.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] please be real

It's a mod, you know.

[QUOTE=Comcastic;21221439][IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/vqpp2d.png[/IMG] FUCK IT'S HEADING TOWARDS MY DWARFS, WHAT DO I DO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.[/QUOTE] Are you fucking me in the asshole? Toady is the official master of the universe for putting that in.

[QUOTE=Rediscover;21222101]Are you fucking me in the asshole? Toady is the official master of the universe for putting that in.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=53070.0[/url] Mod.

[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;21222051]It's a mod, you know.[/QUOTE] ah fuck. oh well, its still badass. [editline]02:26AM[/editline] broke mah automerge

Yeah it's a mod, but is very difficult. The damn things are almost immortal. Anyway, I decided to reclaim after everyone died and... [IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/2m2balv.png[/IMG] There are only 2 bodies.

Shit, man, did he make them make those webby-nest things? If so, game over.

What the fuck? My legendary carpenter attacked a draltha with a training axe and the goddamn thing tore his head off.

[QUOTE=Loofiloo;21221565]Perfect? I think not. How is having a 3-foot long skull practical in any way?[/QUOTE] It gives them fisheye vision, since they can see with all the smooth surface of it.

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;21225829]It gives them fisheye vision, since they can see with all the smooth surface of it.[/QUOTE] I thought they see using the 'head' inside the mouth

[QUOTE=Loofiloo;21219373] I like the dwarves in oglaf [/QUOTE] brilliant.

So I immediately dug down to escape the scorching heat wave that was about to hit when summer came. I had barely made it underground and closed the entrance when I see messages of gazelles dieing. Now I am settling at the water layer, it is fall. I managed to save three migrants from the 13 that arrived. [editline]05:06PM[/editline] ... Are cave crocs tough in the new version? I've got one in my plump helmet farm.

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;21227206]So I immediately dug down to escape the scorching heat wave that was about to hit when summer came. I had barely made it underground and closed the entrance when I see messages of gazelles dieing. Now I am settling at the water layer, it is fall. I managed to save three migrants from the 13 that arrived. [/QUOTE] Just imagine you're establishing a colony on Venus.

But I do!

Guys, this game looks good and innovative and replayable (the thing I like) but I've been afraid to try it due to the learning curve :(