Dwarf Fortress V10 - DF2010 Release Edition - OH GOD THE SCREAMS - Games

[QUOTE=Silly;21345857]Oh god what the fuck!? I'm not sure what happened but every time my cook made an easy meal and someone stored it in a barrel it said that "a masterpiece of cook has been lost". I didn't pay attention as I was busy killing giant toads in a cave. It didn't take long till the cook got angry and started fucking shit up. He destroyed some doors and a table. Then proceeded to destroy one of my bridges. He stood on it and destroyed it... Bridge was 5 tiles above ground. He fell down and broke both his legs. Sudden pain must have calmed him down as he left his tantrum. With both legs broken and gushing blood he proceeded to vomit and loose consciousness. He woke up moments later and as he was trying to crawl back to the fortress, captain of the guard walked up to him, stabbed him in his lower body shattering his left kidney and then twisted the sword lodged in the wound until the cook bled to death. ... I... don't know what to say...[/QUOTE] Justice... Has been served. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK1WApiRjic[/media]

Reminds me of the time a Skeletal Giant Eagle came into my fortress, ripped both arms from the shoulder off a Dwarf (he didn't die) and proceeded to rip the right leg and eyes out of another Dwarf (she died.)

Awesome, another important bug fixed. - 0000232: [General] No fish to catch anywhere (Toady One) - resolved. I remember some of you had this.

Most Dwarvenly song to listen to while playing this game: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4_zaZ3utUY[/media] Or, of course, when you break into the HFS: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4HUohgGdGk&feature=related[/media]

[QUOTE=Orkel;21346296]Awesome, another important bug fixed. - 0000232: [General] No fish to catch anywhere (Toady One) - resolved. I remember some of you had this.[/QUOTE] Wow so that's why I haven't got any fish. Thought that I at first picked a bad location.

[QUOTE=Silly;21345857]Oh god what the fuck!? I'm not sure what happened but every time my cook made an easy meal and someone stored it in a barrel it said that "a masterpiece of cook has been lost". I didn't pay attention as I was busy killing giant toads in a cave. It didn't take long till the cook got angry and started fucking shit up. He destroyed some doors and a table. Then proceeded to destroy one of my bridges. He stood on it and destroyed it... Bridge was 5 tiles above ground. He fell down and broke both his legs. Sudden pain must have calmed him down as he left his tantrum. With both legs broken and gushing blood he proceeded to vomit and loose consciousness. He woke up moments later and as he was trying to crawl back to the fortress, captain of the guard walked up to him, stabbed him in his lower body shattering his left kidney and then twisted the sword lodged in the wound until the cook bled to death. ... I... don't know what to say...[/QUOTE] most badass dwarf ever, engrave it somewhere 'lest your dwarves forget the tales of badassery and they turn into pussy elves

Kinda wish there was some kind of source of all the evil or good areas, so that you could try and destroy it to clear up all the evil/good areas, or even spread either around. Also, two choice quotes from the DF forums: "I'm unspeakably disappointed. A dwarven fortress has discovered a sentient creature made out of mushrooms, and no one has proposed brewing him?" "My miner fell in an underground sea of magma while wrestling a troglodyte in mid-air."

I still believe Dragon lairs should contain massive amounts of wealth, with the amount varying depending on how long the world was around. That should also be the goal of Dragons when they visit your fortress, they should try to get into your fortress and take as many valuables as their gullet can carry (yes, they'd eat the metal and barf it up later, only way that makes sense) whilst killing Dwarves on the way. Hell, there could be variations based on the region the Dragon inhabits; evil biome Dragons would have an extremely high "Wealth accumulated" need, and would have a much higher desire to kill Dwarves and destroy buildings. I can even see benign biome Dragons potentially being friendly, helping to defend your fortress if you maintain good relations with it.

I found an underground forest wtf

[QUOTE=Kondor;21347582]I found an underground forest wtf[/QUOTE] Lucky bastard. You know what I find? Gabbro and Microcline. That does it, I'm digging a channel to the bottom of the map, and I'm going to [I]enjoy it God dammit.[/I] [editline]12:10PM[/editline] Still no signs of outside existence. Looking at the bright side, at least this gives me the opportunity to make as many people Legendary in as many things as possible.

So I was today in school, geography class. We have a bit of geology, and I told my teacher on how I knew a few ores and stones from the sedimentary layer, told her how amazing Dwarf Fortress was when it came to underground. I was all excited, but then I realized: "Shit, this is a fantasy game where you rip off every limb of an elven child and throw them at the mother that's running away in fear, I can't introduce her to this." Then I told her how hard it is to learn because of the ASCII graphics, but she insisted on trying it, so I told her the name of the game. I'll see what she has to say tomorrow. :v:

[QUOTE=HALP Cat;21347824]So I was today in school, geography class. We have a bit of geology, and I told my teacher on how I knew a few ores and stones from the sedimentary layer, told her how amazing Dwarf Fortress was when it came to underground. I was all excited, but then I realized: "Shit, this is a fantasy game where you rip off every limb of an elven child and throw them at the mother that's running away in fear, I can't introduce her to this." Then I told her how hard it is to learn because of the ASCII graphics, but she insisted on trying it, so I told her the name of the game. I'll see what she has to say tomorrow. :v:[/QUOTE] "so I like totally like caved in this baby elf's skull with my fuckin' fists and strangled it with its own entrails then used it to flail their king"

I've just introduced one more to Dorf Fortress :smug: His fort was raped by 10 goblins today. Do you know what he did? He visited the area of his old fort, and killed all the goblins with his hammer. And that's the fourth person I've converted to our cause :buddy:

[B]Breaking News:[/B] Dwarf Fortress bought by EA Games, plans are underway to make it more "User friendly."

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;21348448][B]Breaking News:[/B] Dwarf Fortress bought by EA Games, plans are underway to make it more "User friendly."[/QUOTE] That would be awful! :crying: :emo:

the smelly humans brought a swarm of vultures with them, scaring all my wittle dwarves

The dwarves will never forget! [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/znl9x2.png[/IMG] :991:

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;21348448][B]Breaking News:[/B] Dwarf Fortress bought by EA Games, plans are underway to make it more "User friendly."[/QUOTE] If this happened, this would be my reaction: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtMO-omeo5s[/media]

Should I try this? I tried it before and was driven away by the extremely hard to understand stuff... :P [editline]08:01PM[/editline] Also I couldn't clear the fucking rocks off the floor and I couldn't make the floor flat so I couldn't make farms in the cave :(

[QUOTE=technologic;21350148]Should I try this? I tried it before and was driven away by the extremely hard to understand stuff... :P [editline]08:01PM[/editline] Also I couldn't clear the fucking rocks off the floor and I couldn't make the floor flat so I couldn't make farms in the cave :([/QUOTE] most people do make cave farms, it's safer

I myself make a 10x10 plump helmet farm underground instantly when I embark, and later when I bother to get some seeds of plants that only sprout aboveground I make some farms there. More booze, food, cloth and what not.

So wait did I miss something? Is there now an easier way to build farms underground? Because I'm fucked every game.

Thread lock soon!

Nooo! [editline]10:37PM[/editline] Penis! Dwarf Fortress V11 'Uhh. You need to irrigate them...'

[QUOTE=Sickle;21350733]So wait did I miss something? Is there now an easier way to build farms underground? Because I'm fucked every game.[/QUOTE] Uhh. You need to irrigate them. [editline]07:48PM[/editline] Dwarf Fortress V11 - Why are my dwarves wearing 11 layers of chainmail

I'm reading the D for Dwarf articles on the dwarf wiki, these are hilarious

more like 'crundle crundle edition amirite'

The return of miasma in the next version. :buddy:

Return of rotting! <3

I don't care for the other bugs as much myself, I'm just waiting for him to fix military bugs and broken healthcare.