Dwarf Fortress V10 - DF2010 Release Edition - OH GOD THE SCREAMS - Games

I just genned a new world and there is still fucking aquifiers everywhere

[QUOTE=Fergeh;21118820]I just genned a new world and there is still fucking aquifiers everywhere[/QUOTE] Try finding a mountain area with some trees.

So how do I make my dwarfs train and equip the fucking armor? [editline]03:06PM[/editline] Military system is fucking retarded ...

Why can't I see the prices of the caravan goods? Edit: God damn the fucking appraisal skill.

[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;21114869][img]http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3671/95686682.png[/img] HOLY FUCKING TITNUGGETS [editline]06:55AM[/editline] Hoyl shit. That flying aligator/elephant is raping my miners AND MY OTHER DWARVES ARE RUNNING INTO THE MONSTER. I'm dead. I think that's the first time that's happened. [editline]06:57AM[/editline] And my masons are attending a party. So I can't wall it up. YOU'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A BLUE FUCKING ALLIPHANT THAT SPITS ACID DUST YOU FUCKING NIMRODS, STOP FUCKING PARTYING. [editline]06:59AM[/editline] I... It killed itself. It killed six dwarves, and then it jsut... exploded. I... This game is awesome. [editline]07:03AM[/editline] And... tantrum circle. THIS IS THE BEST GAME IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. I was just attacked by a flying blue alligator elephant with three eyes that spits freezing dust at people. This flying blue alliphant then proceeded to sodomize my miners in their tight dwarven assholes, and then a group of other dwarves decided to clog up it's arteries by running at it and dying. After six dwarves died via suicide brigade tactics, the alliphant retreated a few steps, and then [I]exploded.[/I] As the corpse fell among the others of the dwarves, those topside immediately became filled with dwarven rage, and then began pummeling each other until every last person was dead. Best. Game. [I]Ever.[/I][/QUOTE] Oh man...I laughed so hard. This game confuses me, is there a downloadable guide around?

Do murky pools turn to mud?

[QUOTE=Parakon;21119082]Do murky pools turn to mud?[/QUOTE] When they dry up, yes I think.

[QUOTE=Parakon;21119082]Do murky pools turn to mud?[/QUOTE] No you have to make a flood to get mud. Also WHOLE MILITARY ASPECT IS BUGGED TO SHIT OR JUST PLAIN RETARDED.

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/100275/dabblingdodger.png[/img] :v: [editline]03:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Parakon;21119082]Do murky pools turn to mud?[/QUOTE] Yes, but you can't build a plot on the area where the pool was, only where the water dried.

Ehh fuck this I'm ragequitting... it's just not possible to make dwarfs equip armor and weapon. I tried to make my fisherdwarf a macedwarf. He is suppused to equip mace na iron armor. He doesn't... When I give an order to the squad he's in he walks where I ordered... in his civilian clothes, and he become an axedwarf :pwn: HOW THE FUCK?!?! HE HAS EMPTY HANDS!!! I'm off... Playing WoW on hacked half working server via MODEM would be less frustrating than this.

[QUOTE=Silly;21119306]Ehh fuck this I'm ragequitting... it's just not possible to make dwarfs equip armor and weapon. I tried to make my fisherdwarf a macedwarf. He is suppused to equip mace na iron armor. He doesn't... When I give an order to the squad he's in he walks where I ordered... in his civilian clothes, and he become an axedwarf :pwn: HOW THE FUCK HE HAS EMPTY HANDS I'm off... Playing WoW on hacked half working server via MODEM would be less frustrating than this.[/QUOTE] It works fine..

Will you have to re-irrigate your farm after a while or will the farm stay permanently irrigated like in previous versions?

[QUOTE=Xera;21119317]It works fine..[/QUOTE] What works fine?

i seemed to have encountered invincible zombie snailmen D: my miltiry have been hacking at them for 10 mins now

I'm going to write a tutorial on the military, now I figured how to do it! Also I love making dwarfs have 1v1's in the arena mode, my current champion has slain 8 dwarfs.

The all-nighter is more of a afternoon-to-late-at-night for me, but I'm still doing it :v: That being said, may I still participate if I have no mic?

[QUOTE=Silly;21119331]What works fine?[/QUOTE] Military..

[QUOTE=Xera;21119376]Military..[/QUOTE] How come? Please explain it to me, why these stupid fucks won't equip the fucking armor? And how a dwarf who is suppused to have a mace become an axedwarf while having empty hands.

serously whats with the invincible zombie snailmen my whole fort died of starvation because the snailmen cornered them and they were too scared to get food or drink

how do I pump water?

How does the arena work? How do I spawn stuff? I dont even [editline]05:44PM[/editline] know where my fighter is.

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;21119372]The all-nighter is more of a afternoon-to-late-at-night for me, but I'm still doing it :v: That being said, may I still participate if I have no mic?[/QUOTE] That might be hard, seeing as how we're gonna be voice chatting. [editline]04:46PM[/editline] Wait what the hell am I doing stating the obious. You already know that.

I'll be on for a while, I have a mic.

It's fine, I am getting a new mic today. I have one, but it's a crappy integrated one.

Yeah, I don't have a mic either. :frown: Also what the hell? I embarked with 4 dogs and they were all males, what luck.

I only play adventure mode, but if anybody can link me to a proper tutorial I might try Dwarf Fortress.

[QUOTE=Comcastic;21119563]Yeah, I don't have a mic either. :frown: Also what the hell? I embarked with 4 dogs and they were all males, what luck.[/QUOTE] In the animals list you have the option to choose male or female now.

[QUOTE=Xera;21119617]In the animals list you have the option to choose male or female now.[/QUOTE] Oh, wow. I feel stupid. :v:

How will this All-Nighter be done? Will a link to it be put somewhere around here?

Eh, I could participate in the all-nighter, but only from 9 PM to 12 PM GMT or something. Some of us have overcaring parents y'know.