• Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition
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[QUOTE=27X;34884437]They've already stated flatly there are no fat humans in the future due to genetic modification. (which is nice way of saying they didn't feel like modifying the meshes)[/QUOTE] No genetic differences either it seems. [img]http://i.imgur.com/sN6gx.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=dumbidiotretard;34885652]yea keep justifying that horrible racism...[/QUOTE] did I ever say I supported it though
[QUOTE=Devodiere;34885998]No genetic differences either it seems. [img]http://i.imgur.com/sN6gx.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Maybe it's just the angle, but they do look pretty different...
[QUOTE=Devodiere;34885998]No genetic differences either it seems. [img]http://i.imgur.com/sN6gx.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] .... did anyone else check if the picture scrolled down [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] also Commander Shepard has weird fucking nipples
[QUOTE=Arvuti;34879328][img]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7206/6785188748_e7fa090ebc_o.png[/img] blood dragon with no helmet, fuck yea[/QUOTE] Its Back? YES! My renegade Shep uses this armour in ME2.
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34885954]It's a JOKE. It'd be no different than if I had made a joke about white people and country clubs. As the late George Carlin said (paraphrased): "I believe you can joke about anything; it's all in how you construct the joke and what the exaggeration is."[/QUOTE] *giggles at you*
[video=youtube;24jJncg6WiA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24jJncg6WiA&feature=youtu.be[/video] Pretty good, though I think it would be better if Shepard wasn't in it.
We need a Mass Effect movie, starring Mark Vanderloo [img]http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheBWFYAYB2YW5KZXJSB28=/imgMark%20Vanderloo2.jpg[/img] I mean, with a game so big, and characters modeled after real people, the movie would be a really good Game to Movie (For once)
Shepard should be played by Jason Statham if they made a movie.
[QUOTE=TheTalon;34886747]We need a Mass Effect movie, starring Mark Vanderloo [img]http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheBWFYAYB2YW5KZXJSB28=/imgMark%20Vanderloo2.jpg[/img] I mean, with a game so big, and characters modeled after real people, the movie would be a really good Game to Movie (For once)[/QUOTE] Well yeah, but I'd imagine Vanderloo has a bit of an accent. Not that that'd kill it for me, I think it'd be pretty cool, just that it might make things a slightly odd. Plus, I have no idea if Vanderloo can act to any capability. That'd be kind of important.
[QUOTE=TheTalon;34886747]We need a Mass Effect movie, starring Mark Vanderloo [img]http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheBWFYAYB2YW5KZXJSB28=/imgMark%20Vanderloo2.jpg[/img] I mean, with a game so big, and characters modeled after real people, the movie would be a really good Game to Movie (For once)[/QUOTE] Problem is that while Mark Vanderloo obviously looks the part, he's a model, not an actor.
Vanderloo would be a shit actor and compressing a 20 hour game into an hour and half movie will be as shitty as it sounds. Meanwhile: [IMG]http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/dominic-purcell/pictures/dominic-purcell-picture-1.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=TheTalon;34886747]We need a Mass Effect movie, starring Mark Vanderloo [img]http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheBWFYAYB2YW5KZXJSB28=/imgMark%20Vanderloo2.jpg[/img] I mean, with a game so big, and characters modeled after real people, the movie would be a really good Game to Movie (For once)[/QUOTE] god seeing this is fucking weird
[QUOTE=God of Ashes;34886872]god seeing this is fucking weird[/QUOTE] oh and just try and imagine him talking and sounding like anyone other than Mark Meer in fact try and imagine him sounding like Jean-Claud Van Damme
Anyone think that [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaRb5KZSi7I&[/media] Was still a better menu theme than the other song they used? I mean, I know its from arrival but it had that sinister feel to it.
[QUOTE=God of Ashes;34886872]god seeing this is fucking weird[/QUOTE] Shepard uses his basketball skills during his downtime to convince the other races to join the fight against the Reapers.
sooo I was watching my roommate play the demo earlier...and I must know, who's the fucking huge ass body builder guy with the buzz cut?
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;34886889]Anyone think that Was still a better menu theme than the other song they used? I mean, I know its from arrival but it had that sinister feel to it.[/QUOTE] If nothing else, Arrival sure had some good music in it.
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;34886916]sooo I was watching my roommate play the demo earlier...and I must know, who's the fucking huge ass body builder guy with the buzz cut?[/QUOTE] The new Krogan squadmate. Dirk Hardpec.
[QUOTE=GetBent;34886890]Shepard uses his basketball skills during his downtime to convince the other races to join the fight against the Reapers.[/QUOTE] Or he defeats the reapers in a game of Space Jam.
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;34886916]sooo I was watching my roommate play the demo earlier...and I must know, who's the fucking huge ass body builder guy with the buzz cut?[/QUOTE] Somebody hasn't kept up to date. That's James Vega, one of Shepard's new allies.
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;34886916]sooo I was watching my roommate play the demo earlier...and I must know, who's the fucking huge ass body builder guy with the buzz cut?[/QUOTE] that's Vega the fans do not like him very much since everybody figure's he's replacing the obligatory bro-tier Krogan squadmate
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;34886916]sooo I was watching my roommate play the demo earlier...and I must know, who's the fucking huge ass body builder guy with the buzz cut?[/QUOTE] Marcus Fenix.
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;34886916]sooo I was watching my roommate play the demo earlier...and I must know, who's the fucking huge ass body builder guy with the buzz cut?[/QUOTE] Blast McHardcheese in other news, I feel terrible While speaking to Miranda, I pretty much bullied her into kissing me and now she's acting completely different to me But I don't wanna cheat on Liara because that seems like such a douche thing t odo.
Just saw the live action trailer on TV, during the Walking Dead.
[QUOTE=Arvuti;34877203]fuck da police [img]http://i42.tinypic.com/aesm4n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That looks awesome. The textures, not Shepard's sexy body.
[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10322990/names.html[/url] [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] [media]http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/germainetrain/17788565420/1/tumblr_lzk8ljjXnF1r193si[/media] I don't even get this meme [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Sardonus;34887725][url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10322990/names.html[/url] [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] [media]http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/germainetrain/17788565420/1/tumblr_lzk8ljjXnF1r193si[/media] I don't even get this meme[/QUOTE] On an unrelated note, am I the only one who thinks that the Spoiler Squadmate looks fucking awesome, and sounds like a badass?
[QUOTE=Sardonus;34887725][url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10322990/names.html[/url] [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] [media]http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/germainetrain/17788565420/1/tumblr_lzk8ljjXnF1r193si[/media] I don't even get this meme [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] On an unrelated note, am I the only one who thinks that the Spoiler Squadmate looks fucking awesome, and sounds like a badass?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY[/media]
[QUOTE=GetBent;34887804][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY[/media][/QUOTE] I still don't get James Vega out of that. :v: On another note, Dick Ryder sounds like it could be a badass name.
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34886669][video=youtube;24jJncg6WiA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24jJncg6WiA&feature=youtu.be[/video] Pretty good, though I think it would be better if Shepard wasn't in it.[/QUOTE] I agree. When they try to transfer the protagonist of any videogame into live action, it never looks quite right. Skryim, had this problem, Halo 3: ODST had this problem...
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