• Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition
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[QUOTE=vyktar1;34899004][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0poA-FZ4VCE[/media][/QUOTE] This is just tasteless and stupid.
[QUOTE=Skyward;34898628]Yeah, but I believe its the N7 defender, which you only get by pre-ordering from Gamestop. However the helmet is available.[/QUOTE] Awesome, thanks.
The point in doing that waaaaas?
[QUOTE=vyktar1;34899004][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0poA-FZ4VCE[/media][/QUOTE] I don't get it.
[QUOTE=Saza;34899032]This is just tasteless and stupid.[/QUOTE] It's like the guy who made it had literally no decent ideas and just thought "well hey people dont like hepler, can i think of something clever to do with that?" And then of course, he couldn't.
[QUOTE=vyktar1;34899004][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0poA-FZ4VCE[/media][/QUOTE] I dislike Hepler both as a writer, and as a symbol of Bioware's new outlook. But that was fucking stupid. I just watched some dude pissing and making dumb sounds.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4nmTk.jpg[/IMG] [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] She can't wear the jacket without that Chobot-latex-dress.
[QUOTE=Jackald;34899465]That's a photoshop according to arvuti.[/QUOTE] You sure? Because I can see the static smoke / the texture clip though half her arm.
[QUOTE=mercurius;34899516]You sure? Because I can see the static smoke / the texture clip though half her arm.[/QUOTE] [url]http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/325/index/9063117/231#9499246[/url]
That's a good shop
I lieterally cannot beat the Collector ship on Insanity. Harbinger is such a motherfucker, who spawns constantly, and has this bullshit move that knocks you out of cover, and for some reason Shepard dances around out in the open begging to be shot by the twenty thousand fucking barriered Collectors, along with 2 Scions who for god knows why have decided that they are the sturdiest shit in the galaxy and 2 clips from my fucking machine gun is still not enough to down these bastards. Top that with the fact that Miranda is made of wet paper and glass, and she's convinced that running right into Harbinger is the best strategy, or that Grunt just doesn't give two shits about what I say and blindly ignores my requests for him to hide, and instead prefers to get himself killed. Also, fuck you game. Why do I HAVE to go to the collector ship? Fuck you. I was going to go recruit Samara, a biotic who probably woulda been fucking useful. But, ooh, the Illusive Man says something and Shepard goes running. Fuck you insanity, FUCK YOU.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xAkCmS0roY&feature=youtu.be[/media]
I reckon we might see a bit more of Bailey. Apparently, cerberus sees Bailey as a "potential recruitment oppurtunity", as stated in the summary for Thane's loyalty mission. Oh shit?
(THIS DEALS WITH THE DLC SQUADMATE) Okay, I have no idea if this is late or not, but here goes: [sp]It was wondered how the Prothean would understand humans and regular speech (along with the other squadmates understanding the Prothen). Ben Wolfe suggested that they had developed doohickies for translating the language. I was thinking about this at work and if this Prothean was on Eden Prime, perhaps there was another beacon similar to Vigil that Shepard runs into before releasing the Prothean, and because Vigil was able to translate to English, perhaps this beacon can do the same.[/sp]
I've come so far now, not to give in. I can't. I'm about half way through, and I've got a shitton of Loyalties. I've put 11 hours into this playhrough. I am NOT pussying out. I... I just need a minute. [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Jackald;34899826]When fighting harbinger drop as many collectors as you can whilst he's assuming control, take all of them out before you tackle harbie. If you can, make tali drop engineer drones in on him to distract him.[/QUOTE] ...Don't have Tali yet. So that's gonna be a pain in the dick. And trust me when I say I try to wipe out every one of those motherfuckers, but the Revenant has pisspoor accuracy, barely hits them. There's also the two Scions who keep swinging by to knock me out of cover.
Tali's a pretty good squadmate for engineers. Double drones and double AI hack, aw yeah [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] Funny thing is, if you do exactly that, the two hacked mechs fight eachother.
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;34899836](THIS DEALS WITH THE DLC SQUADMATE) Okay, I have no idea if this is late or not, but here goes: [sp]It was wondered how the Prothean would understand humans and regular speech (along with the other squadmates understanding the Prothen). Ben Wolfe suggested that they had developed doohickies for translating the language. I was thinking about this at work and if this Prothean was on Eden Prime, perhaps there was another beacon similar to Vigil that Shepard runs into before releasing the Prothean, and because Vigil was able to translate to English, perhaps this beacon can do the same.[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]Well, I might be remembering it wrong but the impression I got from Vigil was that he was very quickly able to learn Shepards language essentially by listening to Shep & Co talk on their way to him. I figure an AI (EDI possibly) could figure out the Protheans language in a similar way, and then add it to the squad's translators.[/sp]
Stanry Roo comments on femshep being too skinny. [quote]People are a diverse collection of different genetics and body types. check out this [url=http://ninamatsumoto.wordpress.com/2010/12/18/athletic-body-diversity-reference-for-artists/#]pictorial[/url] (warning: athletes in underwear) featuring the body types of many different athletes. You will see that even among those in the same field of athletics, there is a variety of body shapes and sizes. Sure, every person has their own stereotypes of what a soldier "should" look like, based on historical depictions of soldiers in media, their own experiences, and what have you. But as the linked pictorial shows, people do come in all shapes and sizes, and perhaps we as a media culture should start accepting that different body shapes can still represent strength.[/quote]
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;34899836](THIS DEALS WITH THE DLC SQUADMATE) *word*[/quote] The Prothean squadmate and the "From Ashes" DLC are no spoilers anymore. We dropped that over ten pages ago.
[QUOTE]People are a diverse collection of different genetics and body types. check out this pictorial [b](warning: athletes in underwear)[/b] featuring the body types of many different athletes. You will see that even among those in the same field of athletics, there is a variety of body shapes and sizes. Sure, every person has their own stereotypes of what a soldier "should" look like, based on historical depictions of soldiers in media, their own experiences, and what have you. But as the linked pictorial shows, people do come in all shapes and sizes, and perhaps we as a media culture should start accepting that different body shapes can still represent strength.[/QUOTE] What? This is a bad thing?
[QUOTE=abracusify;34893696]Well, tbh most women in the army today don't even have that sort of muscle mass.[/QUOTE] Athletes typically do. Sports suits just conceal them well.
Can someone link the pic of Femsheps body? I want to comment on it.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;34899995]What? This is a bad thing?[/QUOTE] Femshep is a level 5 cyborg just like maleshep. She would not be a stick. Shep also doesn't run marathons, which is the only morphotype which fits.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;34900036]Can someone link the pic of Femsheps body? I want to comment on it.[/QUOTE] [img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/056/1/2/female_shepard_in_her_bra_and_panties_by_revan654-d4qzbz5.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Arvuti;34900090][img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/056/1/2/female_shepard_in_her_bra_and_panties_by_revan654-d4qzbz5.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] ... what Her body is like.... what? She's a damn Soldier, how does she not have some meat on her bones? her thighs seem alright... but her arms and torso seem way out of porpotion/ Also, what the fuck happened to this Shepard? [thumb]http://tbreak.com/megamers/files/screenshot_264524.jpg[/thumb] She was a goddamn badass. The one we have now looks like Anne of Green Gables.
Default FemShep looks like a certain red headed character out of Moon over June. If you don't know what it is, google it at your own risk. (I warned you)
[QUOTE=GetBent;34900181]Default FemShep looks like a certain red headed character out of Moon over June. If you don't know what it is, google it at your own risk. (I warned you)[/QUOTE] ....I'm... not sure if I'm finding this pleasing or not... [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] first fucking thing I see [media]http://moonoverjune.com/comics/moonoverjune_0257.jpg[/media] This is potentially one of those things you never unsee, by the way [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] holy shit why would you let me search this comic up Burning my eyes out won't even be enough
"you look a little soft around the edges" [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/MassEffect3Demo_2012-02-27_14-36-22-32.png[/img] says that while shepard is skinny as hell :v:
~300+ new posts in 6 hours and nothing fucking happened. Wasted 15 minutes skimming through all that. Though, doommarine probably made up half those posts since I saw the Tali avatar almost every second or third post. He must be taking a leak because he hasn't replied to anything for the past two pages.
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