Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition - Games

[QUOTE=Arvuti;34899927]Stanry Roo comments on femshep being too skinny.[/QUOTE] so a few of the many atheletes pictured there are as thin as femshep. But he's forgetting/ignoring the fact that femshep is a spec ops soldier, who wears thick armour and fires bigass weapons, and as 27X pointed out the only really skinny guys are the marathon runners.

[QUOTE=Arvuti;34900090][img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/056/1/2/female_shepard_in_her_bra_and_panties_by_revan654-d4qzbz5.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Dem elbows man.

Why is Shepard in her skivvies anyway, Romance?

man, the scene with Shepard sparring with Vega will be pretty damn hilarious with twigshep.

[QUOTE=Arvuti;34900090][img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/056/1/2/female_shepard_in_her_bra_and_panties_by_revan654-d4qzbz5.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That is fucking terrifying. Look at that things fucking neck.

[img]http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/350x0/8/d/8dc81_ORIG-ginacarano.gif[/img] First post on the BSN post about Shepards body; Some guy said that's how she should look. I... I got distracted.

[QUOTE=Arvuti;34900090][img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/056/1/2/female_shepard_in_her_bra_and_panties_by_revan654-d4qzbz5.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] pointy shoulders 2/10 would not fuck

[QUOTE=Sardonus;34900444][url]http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/350x0/8/d/8dc81_ORIG-ginacarano.gif[/url] First post on the BSN post about Shepards body; Some guy said that's how she should look. I... I got distracted.[/QUOTE] [url=http://h9.abload.de/img/1ila92.gif]I need sterner stuff to get distracted.[/url]

Her arms are ridiculously skinny, and she's really bony for someone who should be muscular.

This is slowly devolving to porn

[QUOTE=Sardonus;34900510]This is slowly devolving to porn[/QUOTE] [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-B4t6j0T4SWU/Tz7ma-CVIeI/AAAAAAAAADQ/60UaymLCSHE/s1600/shepardrapeface.jpg[/img]

also, it might be the weird ass lighting [thumb]http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/7279/masseffect3demo20120227n.png[/thumb] She looks alright here Also, how long are we going to see Shep in her skivvies? A few seconds during an awkward sex scene. Chillax.

[QUOTE=Arvuti;34900524][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-B4t6j0T4SWU/Tz7ma-CVIeI/AAAAAAAAADQ/60UaymLCSHE/s1600/shepardrapeface.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] What happen to the Shepard :q: face?

[QUOTE=Sardonus;34900444]Gina Carano[/QUOTE] Or Marit Bjørgen.

i can't make this shit up [URL]http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2012-02-27/mass-effect-rpg-franchise-explained-in-manga[/URL] [QUOTE]ASCII Media Works ' Dengeki Online website began serializing the Oshiete! Mordin-sensei! (Teach me! Professor Mordin!) this month to explain the Mass Effect role-playing game franchise's story. The manga artist Michiru Michi is drawing the series that places the science-fiction games' characters in a school setting. The website posted the series' second part on Thursday. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]The manga aims to explain the franchise's scenario and introduce the games' characters and races before the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 game Mass Effect 3 ships in Japan on March 15. In the manga's story, the asari alien Liara appears as a schoolgirl, and the game's main character Commander Shepard is a gym teacher. [/QUOTE] you can look at it here (no english translation) [url]http://dol.dengeki.com/pr/masseffect3/comic/01/[/url] [url]http://dol.dengeki.com/pr/masseffect3/comic/02/[/url]

...Lets move it away from Manga and back to naked chicks, huh?

I like how Sheploo is handcrafted and perfect while the female default Shepard looks like something you can make in the creator.

[QUOTE=Wii60;34900550]i can't make this shit up [URL]http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2012-02-27/mass-effect-rpg-franchise-explained-in-manga[/URL] Japanese version of the article has a few more pics [url]http://news.dengeki.com/elem/000/000/461/461856/[/url][/QUOTE] Oh god, how will they show hanar?

[QUOTE=mikester112;34900575]I like how Sheploo is handcrafted and perfect while the female default Shepard looks like something you can make in the creator.[/QUOTE] That always has pissed me off. Surely there's some model who could use the work.

[QUOTE=MajorMattem;34900580]Oh god, how will they show hanar?[/QUOTE] dunno, but apparently mordin is a strict school teacher and wrex and garrus are something related to school (possibly teachers too).

[QUOTE=Sardonus;34900597]That always has pissed me off. Surely there's some model who could use the work.[/QUOTE] The only thing I like from her is the eyebrows.

[QUOTE=Wii60;34900550]i can't make this shit up [URL]http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2012-02-27/mass-effect-rpg-franchise-explained-in-manga[/URL] you can look at it here (no english translation) [url]http://dol.dengeki.com/pr/masseffect3/comic/01/[/url] [url]http://dol.dengeki.com/pr/masseffect3/comic/02/[/url][/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/fBJwB.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Sardonus;34900525]also, it might be the weird ass lighting [thumb]http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/7279/masseffect3demo20120227n.png[/thumb] She looks alright here Also, how long are we going to see Shep in her skivvies? A few seconds during an awkward sex scene. Chillax.[/QUOTE] there was another picture a couple pages back with her just wearing a casual outfit, her arms were noticeably thin there as well

[QUOTE=Wii60;34900550]i can't make this shit up [URL]http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2012-02-27/mass-effect-rpg-franchise-explained-in-manga[/URL] you can look at it here (no english translation) [url]http://dol.dengeki.com/pr/masseffect3/comic/01/[/url] [url]http://dol.dengeki.com/pr/masseffect3/comic/02/[/url][/QUOTE] lmao

OH SWEET JESUS GET IT AWAY! DEPLOYING AWESOME GUITAR SOLO! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVxsB5oNiTw[/media]

also why does wrex keep bringing them food [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DOECt.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xUveo.png[/IMG]

GOD DAMMIT WII! STOP IT!

Wrex: [IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-d5a-qwXLUdA/TVk2XIj_9TI/AAAAAAAAFoo/89hPE-ARvb8/s1600/May%2BI%2BTake%2BYour%2BHat%2BSir.jpeg[/IMG] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - postal))[/highlight]

Can we just move back to women removing articles of clothing? Jesus.

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