Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition - Games

[QUOTE=Dumb Dog;34951956]Bioware exists because consumers allow it. They will end because we demand it. This exchange is over.[/QUOTE] I admit, I laughed here

[QUOTE=Sardonus;34951638]emailing hepler for a last minute change [editline]2nd March 2012[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T47aheRgeRI[/media] enjoy[/QUOTE] Is Tali watching them have gay sex?

[QUOTE=Sir Drone;34951900]-snip- What if the Reapers real plans were to cause the player Rage and thus destroy all hope in bioware?[/QUOTE] First mistake Bioware made was making the Reaper arrival inevitable, they sorta wrote themselves into a corner that way. You don't make the big bad bogeyman nigh invincible omnipotent machines and then tell us we're going to be fighting an endless horde of them by the end of the series. So yes, the Reapers did it.

[QUOTE=Novangel;34952009]Back from uni, I just checked the EB games near there, it says 8th on the signs too. Either the biggest typo or WE'RE GETTING ANOTHER GAME A DAY EARLY AHAHAHHAA[/QUOTE] In countries where stores typically stock on Thursdays its being released the eight. In places where they do it the ninth its being released the ninth.

[QUOTE=Egevened;34951554]I remember the me2 threads well they did[/QUOTE] people wanted the possibility for the game to end badly, if we fucked up, and for it not to be all sunshine and rainbows no matter what. No one ever said they wanted [sp]a GUARANTEED shit ending.[/sp]

[img]http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/432083_344786268893063_107605795944446_951327_1113367013_n.jpg[/img] HNNNGHHHHH I can't draw so I'll probably cut out some shit and make a mosaic or something if I can be bothered.

$900? Who the fuck would pay $900 for that?

I thought it was $650 [url]http://biowarestore.com/accessories/m8-avenger-assault-rifle-replica[/url] yep

[QUOTE=DX_V;34952111]$900? Who the fuck would pay $900 for that?[/QUOTE] You're underestimating the allure of collectible merchandise such as this.

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Click. Spoilers.

I like to pretend this is the SCP thread and the Reapers are [REDACTED], ███████ and ███████ ████ ████████, also ████████████ ████ a ████████████

Small spoilers here for those who don't know who the DLC character is (all...three of you?). For the rest of you, here is the [sp]Prothean[/sp] attempting to tell a joke to James Vega and simultaneously taking the piss out of him, before bashing Joker and EDI. The timing's a bit off since a fan had to piece it together. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS_AOgoaHsQ&feature=youtu.be]Have a listen[/url]

[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34952187]Small spoilers here for those who don't know who the DLC character is (all...three of you?). For the rest of you, here is the [sp]Prothean[/sp] attempting to tell a joke to James Vega and simultaneously taking the piss out of him, before bashing Joker and EDI. The timing's a bit off since a fan had to piece it together. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS_AOgoaHsQ&feature=youtu.be]Have a listen[/url][/QUOTE] Also spoilers on what happens to EDI.

[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34952187]Small spoilers here for those who don't know who the DLC character is (all...three of you?). For the rest of you, here is the [sp]Prothean[/sp] attempting to tell a joke to James Vega and simultaneously taking the piss out of him, before bashing Joker and EDI. The timing's a bit off since a fan had to piece it together. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS_AOgoaHsQ&feature=youtu.be]Have a listen[/url][/QUOTE] Ok, I'm really liking James Vega now. Same with Mr. From Ashes.

The laugh is beautiful from 1:09-1:13

[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34952187]Small spoilers here for those who don't know who the DLC character is (all...three of you?). For the rest of you, here is the [sp]Prothean[/sp] attempting to tell a joke to James Vega and simultaneously taking the piss out of him, before bashing Joker and EDI. The timing's a bit off since a fan had to piece it together. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS_AOgoaHsQ&feature=youtu.be]Have a listen[/url][/QUOTE] proof right there that ol JimmyJams is the best henchman. period.

[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34952187]Small spoilers here for those who don't know who the DLC character is (all...three of you?). For the rest of you, here is the [sp]Prothean[/sp] attempting to tell a joke to James Vega and simultaneously taking the piss out of him, before bashing Joker and EDI. The timing's a bit off since a fan had to piece it together. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS_AOgoaHsQ&feature=youtu.be]Have a listen[/url][/QUOTE] Nice to know hes not going to be that [sp]last guy of his race constantly reminding everyone his people are dead.[/sp]

[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34952187]Small spoilers here for those who don't know who the DLC character is (all...three of you?). For the rest of you, here is the [sp]Prothean[/sp] attempting to tell a joke to James Vega and simultaneously taking the piss out of him, before bashing Joker and EDI. The timing's a bit off since a fan had to piece it together. [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS_AOgoaHsQ&feature=youtu.be"]Have a listen[/URL][/QUOTE] now I'm disappointed that I have to pay extra to get him [editline]2nd March 2012[/editline] because I want him in my game, I mean

Just remembered something I heard in dialogue with [sp]Izzie McFoureyes[/sp] that suddenly clicks with a world in ME1. Remember the world filled with [sp]nanomachines?[/sp] Dialogue with [sp]Mr. Prothean[/sp] has him discussing [sp]a race that specialized in nanotechnology that matched it's description.[/sp] Nice little connect I guess.

It's like he's saying what were all thinking in-regards to what they did to EDI.

[QUOTE=Sharp_Shooter;34952475]It's like he's saying what were all thinking in-regards to what they did to EDI.[/QUOTE] I do notice that Bioware is remarkably self-aware with Mass Effect 3 and poking a little fun at themselves. I like that.

[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34952514]I do notice that Bioware is remarkably self-aware[/QUOTE] You'd think Bioware would think about this beforehand and not do the shit that they make fun of themselves for.

[QUOTE=Devodiere;34950216]lol, no. The problem is that Bioware, after DA2 didn't go so well, have taken to denying flaws rather than taking criticism. Such a terrible attitude in the face of community scepticism is bound to bring further backlash. While the middle-ground is obvious, Bioware have removed it and forced most people into an us and them mentality, which means everyone who loves them unconditionally and those who criticise them to no end, the critical ones have a lot more ammunition.[/QUOTE] Casey Hudson at least has acknowledged that DA2 was a failure.

[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34951546]Instead, we don't get either. Unless I'm mistaken, it's literally impossible to lose now.[/QUOTE] [sp]You're not. The reapers cannot beat the chekhov ex machina.[/sp] [editline]2nd March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=27X;34953035][sp]You're not. The reapers cannot beat the chekhov ex machina.[/sp][/QUOTE] Priestly is now openly mocking the pissed fans. And they wonder why people will never buy another game from them. Lawls. This is like watching Charlie Sheen defend himself before the money started running out.

ERUGHHHH. Garrus's loyalty mission is a silly on Insanity. 2 Ymir Mechs? WHO DO YOU THINK I AM

Wow, just learned the fun of using the save editor to bring companions on missions they technically can't go on. For example, bringing Tali on the quest where you get Mordin and such. Amazed that BioWare bothered recording dialogue for when those companions go even though they can't.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;34953113] WHO DO YOU THINK I AM[/QUOTE] Commander Shepard. He eats YMIR mechs for breakfast.

[QUOTE=SPESS MEHRINE;34953181]Commander Shepard. He eats YMIR mechs for breakfast.[/QUOTE] On Insanity, possibly not

Wait, what happens if I bring Tali... on the mission where you get Tali?

[QUOTE=Sardonus;34953199]On Insanity, possibly not[/QUOTE] What class are you playing as? [QUOTE=darkrei9n;34953215]Wait, what happens if I bring Tali... on the mission where you get Tali?[/QUOTE] Universe destroying time paradox.