• Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition
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[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34981942]Okay, seriously, the lack of a dialogue wheel is really getting on my nerves. It's been at least 10 minutes since I last saw one; Shepard has been speaking every line by himself during that time.[/QUOTE] I think they cut down on that to focus more on gameplay and multiplayer.
Both of you be quiet and calm the hell down. This is not a chat room.
In a way though, if that bullshit is all true... I guess the endings are a little happier :v:?
Yeah, it's ripped from the game files. You guys really had your hopes that this game would be good? I'm really sorry. I'm not disappointed since Bioware went to shit when Dragon Age 2 and TOR came out. I knew the game would suck when they wanted a wider audience and an Origin-only release. Let's take a moment to mourn what could have been.
Okay, I'll stop. I need a shower. I can't even think straight.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;34982502]STOP PUTTING SO MANY BLACK BARS I WANT TO CLICK THAT SHIT BUT I CAN'T[/QUOTE] This. I'm so used to knowing spoilers in a game/ knowing i wont get the game for a while and not giving a fuck since i would of forgotton most of it but i actually wanna play it. Time to leave thread
I'm... I'm not sure what to believe anymore. I need a drink. [sp]Was the entire series an increasingly long bedtime story? That makes no sense?[/sp] ENDING SPOILERS (Jack Noir's post is relevant) [sp]Also, why would that kid put up with that shit? "And then, Garrus didn't want to talk to me. So I went into an elevator to talk to Tali. She was busy as well. Then I went to go to bone Jack."[/sp] [editline]4th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Jack Noir;34982645]Yeah, it's ripped from the game files. You guys really had your hopes that this game would be good? I'm really sorry. I'm not disappointed since Bioware went to shit when Dragon Age 2 and TOR came out. I knew the game would suck when they wanted a wider audience and an Origin-only release. Let's take a moment to mourn what could have been.[/QUOTE] Seriously... oh my fucking god. I can't believe it Bioware. That is actually a shittier ending than the leaked one. [editline]4th March 2012[/editline] No amount of reaction images can ever express how I feel about this ending. I pray to everything that is holy it's an elaborate prank. I don't care if there's evidence. I want to believe one of my favorite game series ever wouldn't end in a cliché ending that a fucking disney movie wouldn't pull.
[QUOTE=Atlascore;34982586][video=youtube;gyGvA5Qre5Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyGvA5Qre5Y[/video][/QUOTE] I do find it interesting that (ending spoilers, duh): [sp]The Catalyst implies that the "Control" or "Synergy" endings are actually better than the "Destroy" endings. Shepard might die, but the galaxy would be in a substantially better place. That whole conversation was more interesting than I expected, given it's a goddamn kid telling it to me.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Jack Noir;34982645]Yeah, it's ripped from the game files. You guys really had your hopes that this game would be good? I'm really sorry. I'm not disappointed since Bioware went to shit when Dragon Age 2 and TOR came out. I knew the game would suck when they wanted a wider audience and an Origin-only release. Let's take a moment to mourn what could have been.[/QUOTE] guess im not allowed to have an opinion......
[QUOTE=dumbidiotretard;34982714]guess im not allowed to have an opinion......[/QUOTE] I'm still hoping the overall game is good. You are not alone! Also, fuck the haters, I liked Dragon Age 2.
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[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34982722]I liked Dragon Age 2.[/QUOTE] You should write a 'how to', because you might be one of the hundred or so people that genuinely did. That game was and is an abomination.
I want to cry honestly. I can't say it enough. This was one of (if not) my favorite game series ever and this is possibly the shittiest fucking clichéd ending they could imagine. Fuckin' why.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;34982727]I need to think. I'm so confused about everything. I need clarification. I... I was so excited for the overall game and everything. I still am, really, but jesus christ, Bioware, the writing in this game seems to be going to hell, you're getting Cliché... [sp]Evil/dead little kids trying to tug TVtropes hearstrings? It all turns out to be a bedtime story? Fuuuuckkkkkk. What the hell happened?[/QUOTE] Well, let's take a small step back. Yeah, some of this writing is perplexing at best and destructive at worst...and then we have stuff like this. This was posted earlier today; it's 9 minutes of Garrus' banter with other squadmates. Slight spoilers...but it's fantastic. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp5rhX4SR1c]Have a listen.[/url]
Ok so, BioWare has officially turned absolute shit. Good riddance.
Holy fucking shit, can you imagine, the shitstorm that'll happen on Wednesday after people finish the game and discover how insanely fucking shitty this ending is? I'm not gonna lie, I'd expect more from a fucking Call of Duty game. [sp]AND SERIOUSLY? THE ULTIMATE REAPER IS A LITTLE FUCKING KID?[/sp]
[QUOTE=DX_V;34982782]You should write a 'how to', because you might be one of the hundred or so people that genuinely did. That game was and is an abomination.[/QUOTE] In my defense, DA:O was better in almost every conceivable way (I liked having Hawke speak). Despite that, the combat in DA2 was entertaining, the RPG elements were still quite deep, some of the characters were awesome (Varric), and some of the plotlines were pretty interesting. Abomination? No. Heavy disappointment relative to Origins? Yes.
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34982792]Well, let's take a small step back. Yeah, some of this writing is perplexing at best and destructive at worst...and then we have stuff like this. This was posted earlier today; it's 9 minutes of Garrus' banter with other squadmates. Slight spoilers...but it's fantastic. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp5rhX4SR1c]Have a listen.[/url][/QUOTE] No. No. No. Past a point, I give in. I don't care if we have fantastic squad banter. It doesn't mean shit, because, hey, [sp]IT WAS A BEDTIME STORY[/sp] This is possibly the ultimate fuck you.
[QUOTE=Takuat;34972244]You got perhaps the 2 best squadmates in the game killed. Go fix it.[/QUOTE] no way man, grunt/wrex and garrus are the only ones for me.
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34982722]I'm still hoping the overall game is good. You are not alone! Also, fuck the haters, I liked Dragon Age 2.[/QUOTE] Me too. Also people here having a heartstroke or some shit, calm the fuck down, especially you Sardonus, go take your goddamn shower, please.
Fuck they should have just left the reapers' motive mysterious
[QUOTE=guicool-BR-;34982821]Me too. Also people here having a heartstroke or some shit, calm the fuck down, especially you Sardonus, go take your goddamn shower, please.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, really. Sorry for shittin' up the thread. I'll snip that stuff. I'm just really pissed.
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34982815]Heavy disappointment relative to Origins? Yes.[/QUOTE] It's a heavy disappointment relative to video games in general. Though Varric was an interesting character, I agree.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;34982838]I'm sorry, really. Sorry for shittin' up the thread. I'll snip that stuff. I'm just really pissed.[/QUOTE] You don't need to snip it. Just take a few deep breaths and maybe a shower. You're absolutely welcome to be pissed off at the ending; let's just discuss it calmly and rationally.
the only good that can come out of this is watching fanboys defend the ending I can't wait
[QUOTE=Sardonus;34982853]the only good that can come out of this is watching fanboys defend the ending I can't wait[/QUOTE] "aha just try to have an opinion that differs mine so I can call you dumb!"
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;34982849]You don't need to snip it. Just take a few deep breaths and maybe a shower. You're absolutely welcome to be pissed off at the ending; let's just discuss it calmly and rationally.[/QUOTE] I.. am just so confused as to why they would write such a monumentally dissapointing ending to an epic trilogy that has been called [url=http://io9.com/5886178/why-mass-effect-is-the-most-important-science-fiction-universe-of-our-generation]"The Most Important Science Fiction universe of our generation[/url]. Can you even imagine the backlash when the game is released? Bioware won't live this shit down. [editline]4th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=dumbidiotretard;34982869]"aha just try to have an opinion that differs mine so I can call you dumb!"[/QUOTE] ...Do you really think there will be any fans of the series that will think that's a good resolution to a 3 game arc? Because if you answer yes, you're a liar
[QUOTE=Sardonus;34982148]This is a fucking joke. Bioware... c'mon. This sounds like the kind of shit they're doing to try and pull hearstrings, and TVTropes will write up some huge fucking article about how they all sobbed their eyes out during this shit... c'mon... In an unrelated note, I just watched the ending where Shepard dies at the end of ME2. How do you even mess up that bad? It was so sad though. I sobbed my eyes out.[/QUOTE] Plenty of people here are exactly that stupid.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;34982817]No. No. No. Past a point, I give in. I don't care if we have fantastic squad banter. It doesn't mean shit, because, hey, [sp]IT WAS A BEDTIME STORY[/sp] This is possibly the ultimate fuck you.[/QUOTE] Calm down. [sp]I'm pretty sure the Catalyst is just taking the form of a little kid to talk to Shepard (if he's actually the kid I'll be pissed). And the last part is from the epilogue, and the grandfather and kid are descendants of the crew of the Normandy crashed on the uncharted planet. The grandpa is telling the kid the story of Shepard or something. At least thats what I hope it is.[/sp] Still a shitty ending but it wasn't all just a bedtime story as far as I can tell.
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