[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;34990162]It's a bad sign when BSN, which is usually in love with pretty much everything Bioware does is up in arms over ME3.
You gotta admit, there has been a consistent downward trend in their quality ever since the release of Dragon Age and them being bought by EA. They're going the way of Maxis, maybe ME3's their Spore.[/QUOTE]
I've always loved Mass Effect, but after ME3, im done with Bioware for good. They've turned to shit.
[QUOTE=reecematee;34990176]Yes I am.[/QUOTE]
Where does it come out March 5th?
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;34990129]Always has been.[/QUOTE]
Implying we talk about extremely weird stuff.
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;34990199]Implying we talk about extremely weird stuff.[/QUOTE]
It does swing onto Tali porn every now and then.
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;34990199]Implying we talk about extremely weird stuff.[/QUOTE]
You know, you can just ignore those threads or grow a spine and realize people are all different. they're comfortable enough and mature enough to discuss such stuff together. Acceptance is a beautiful thing.
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;34990210]It does swing onto Tali porn every now and then.[/QUOTE]
Which is pretty much never.
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;34990210]It does swing onto Tali porn every now and then.[/QUOTE]
I have a feeling it will just swing into full Tali Hip mode come ME3
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;34990221]Which is pretty much never.[/QUOTE]
Remember before? Remember the Tali Tees? Remember my Renegadeish dazzle in showing BSN Fanfics?
Good times, guys.
[QUOTE=doommarine23;34990213]You know, you can just ignore those threads or grow a spine and realize people are all different. they're comfortable enough and mature enough to discuss such stuff together. Acceptance is a beautiful thing.[/QUOTE]
I do, I'm just using that stuff as an example.
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;34990230]I do, I'm just using that stuff as an example.[/QUOTE]
Its aight, no harm intended.
[QUOTE=mac338;34990195]Where does it come out March 5th?[/QUOTE]
one sec, ill quote aeduses post with the info.
[editline]4th March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Aedus;34968306]Your release date will be: 05 March 2012, 15:00
I'm from the UK, Jelly?
Anyway, this is how you unlock the game early on Origin (For those who haven't done it before)
1. Download FlyVPN
2. Get the Free trial username and password from here: [url]http://www.flyvpn.com/freetrial[/url]
3. Log in to Origin under your NORMAL IP. This is important.
4. When Origin is loaded up go to your VPN and connect, pick the Asia tab at the top and pick Hong Kong
5. Click play on Mass Effect 3, it'll do the date and time check
6. When it's activated disconnect from the VPN
7. Exit Origin and turn it back on again
8. Enjoy the game before nearly everyone else.
Players from the USA should be activating the game 16 hours before others, and people from the UK/Europe will be getting it 4 days before hand.[/QUOTE]
here we go
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;34990221]Which is pretty much never.[/QUOTE]
Don't make me find the exact page. There was that Tali easter bunny fanfic, for starters.
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;34990288]Don't make me find the exact page. There was that Tali easter bunny fanfic, for starters.[/QUOTE]
Honestly I don't see whats so bad about that one.
Oh no this alien girl gets eaten out. Its like a regular fucking porn, but an humanoid alien.
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;34990288]There was that Tali easter bunny fanfic, for starters.[/QUOTE]
And I thought that all those crack fics from the STALKER megathread had weird concepts.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;34990162]It's a bad sign when BSN, which is usually in love with pretty much everything Bioware does is up in arms over ME3.
You gotta admit, there has been a consistent downward trend in their quality ever since the release of Dragon Age and them being bought by EA. They're going the way of Maxis, maybe ME3's their Spore.
[/QUOTE]
THIS. They have been on a downward trend since EA bought them just like DICE. Each one of their games have been worse and worse. At this rate, Dragon Age 3 will be a horrendous monstrosity.
[QUOTE=doommarine23;34990315]Honestly I don't see whats so bad about that one.
Oh no this alien girl gets eaten out. Its like a regular fucking porn, but an humanoid alien.[/QUOTE]
It's the terrible writing that gets me the most
"Don't you want the candy shepard? [B]IT'S BETWEEN MY LEGS[/B]"
[QUOTE=croguy;34990354]Jesus christ, and I thought that all those crack fics from the STALKER megathread had insane concepts.[/QUOTE]
She's just wearing bunny ears yo. You know, the fake kind
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[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;34990361]It's the terrible writing that gets me the most
"Don't you want the candy shepard? [B]IT'S BETWEEN MY LEGS[/B]"[/QUOTE]
The writing is bad I guess ( I don't make a habit of reading raunchy fanfics?). But if its meant to be sexual, I don't think having the best writing is really needed.
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Whelp, here we are talking about Tali Vagina.
I guess this thread really is a self-fulfilling Prophecy. Mention her and she will come.
[QUOTE=doommarine23;34990363]The writing is bad I guess ( I don't make a habit of reading raunchy fanfics?). But if its meant to be sexual, I don't think having the best writing is really needed.[/QUOTE]
Just because it's meant for people to jerk off to doesn't mean that you shouldn't put some effort into it.
I mean, it's creative writing; fanfiction exists because people want to appreciate the work put into the original piece. Making a shoddily-written gratuitous sex fic reflects badly on the original piece.
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;34990419]Just because it's meant for people to jerk off to doesn't mean that you shouldn't put some effort into it.
I mean, it's creative writing; fanfiction exists because people want to appreciate the work put into the original piece. Making a shoddily-written gratuitous sex fic reflects badly on the original piece.[/QUOTE]
I can get where you're coming from, but in the end, porny fanfics are meant simply for that, smut.
I don't remember this scene in ME2 either, thank god its not from the "original piece"
Ugh this sucks, I have so much to do today and tomorrow, I won't have time to do a playthrough of the series in preparation for ME3...
Is it possible to explain to me how the ending is bad without spoiling it too much? I've been reading this thread and just getting the shits from how the end might be. :(
[QUOTE=Unib5;34990499]Is it possible to explain to me how the ending is bad without spoiling it too much? I've been reading this thread and just getting the shits from how the end might be. :([/QUOTE]
They're not even bad, they're just heavy hitting.
Seriously guys, think about them and digest them.
[QUOTE=Unib5;34990499]Is it possible to explain to me how the ending is bad without spoiling it too much? I've been reading this thread and just getting the shits from how the end might be. :([/QUOTE]
If you do explain it to him can you put it in spoiler tags for my sake? <3
[QUOTE=Unib5;34990499]Is it possible to explain to me how the ending is bad without spoiling it too much? I've been reading this thread and just getting the shits from how the end might be. :([/QUOTE]
You'd expect the endings to be in some Anime (and not one of the good ones,) not Mass Effect.
[QUOTE=Unib5;34990499]Is it possible to explain to me how the ending is bad without spoiling it too much? I've been reading this thread and just getting the shits from how the end might be. :([/QUOTE]
You'd expect the endings to be in some Anime (and not one of the good ones,) not Mass Effect.
[QUOTE=Unib5;34990499]Is it possible to explain to me how the ending is bad without spoiling it too much? I've been reading this thread and just getting the shits from how the end might be. :([/QUOTE]
All of the ending"s" basically amount to the same thing. Pretty much none of the decisions over the course of the trilogy matter. Plot holes every where.
[QUOTE=Unib5;34990499]Is it possible to explain to me how the ending is bad without spoiling it too much? I've been reading this thread and just getting the shits from how the end might be. :([/QUOTE]
You'd expect the endings to be in some Anime (and not one of the good ones,) not Mass Effect.
[editline]4th March 2012[/editline]
amicoolyetguys
[QUOTE=Dumb Dog;34990530]All of the ending"s" basically amount to the same thing. [B]Pretty much none of the decisions over the course of the trilogy matter.[/B] Plot holes every where.[/QUOTE]
And that's the ones that survive the course of the regular story, since they casually throw away decisions you make throughout the series then.
[QUOTE=jechtman;34985996]Something isn't right here.[/QUOTE]
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