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Not sure if want[/QUOTE]
Yeah, nvm, but i'll take the cute girl wearing it.
[QUOTE=minilandstan;35029857][url=http://filesmelt.com/dl/Big_list_of_copy.jpg]Minor plot spoilers[/url]
There's a point where they should have stopped
And they've clearly passed it.[/QUOTE]
lol this game honestly seems like a parody to me. I don't know if other people are feeling that way right now but when the initial hype dies down people are gonna laugh at how hard they got trolled by EA.
[QUOTE=minilandstan;35029857][url=http://filesmelt.com/dl/Big_list_of_copy.jpg]Minor plot spoilers[/url]
There's a point where they should have stopped
And they've clearly passed it.[/QUOTE]
some of this stuff stops being coincedences
I'm willing to accept the Deus Ex endings... sort of. I don't mind the different ads... but Talis face as a stock photo is actually so many degrees of lame I want to punch a baby
[editline]7th March 2012[/editline]
on another note, every time people bring up Deus Ex I try to re-install it
then I remember
never uninstalled
Hmm.
[sp]Should I 'sabotage' Mordin's cure? What happens if you do versus not?[/sp]
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;35022487]You know, I'm actually really liking the new Udina. Shows more of his "overworked bureaucrat" side then the slimeball politician.
[editline]6th March 2012[/editline]
The thing I'm really digging, however, is that the neutral/renegade Council decision in ME1 has a pretty big impact; [sp]The ships that were lost are defending positions and evacuating colonies, work on the front lines saving lives instead of just hanging around the Citadel during luxury cruises like the Destiny Ascension.[/sp]
They might be saving more lives then their potential sacrifice during the Siege of the Citadel ever did.[/QUOTE]
So focusing on sovereign was a good idea?
Let me get this straight;
> Save council
> Council are dicks
> Don't save
> Actually beneficial?
[QUOTE=Novangel;35029489]I check EB to see if I preordered the Collector's edition for ME3, check and see I have the Omniblade edition preordered. Fuck that shit cancelled and ordered online, no midnight pickup for me today though :(
[editline]7th March 2012[/editline]
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yeaaahhhh no[/QUOTE]
tiny toy gun and dildo edition
shamelessly lifted off BSN, but valid
which state are you in
[QUOTE]Regarding ME3's less-than-stellar ending. This is a repost of the thread that was originally in the gameplay forum. The mod suggested that this thread be moved here.
First! Some background, in case you aren't familiar with the five stages of grief!
Stage 1: Denial
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"LOL get out of town, Bioware would never do this! Obvious troll is obvious."
You don't want to believe what you're hearing, so you try to convince yourself that what you're hearing is bullcrap. Eventually, of course, you begin to second guess yourself. As the details become more vivid, this stage quickly morphs into:
Stage 2: Anger
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"OH MY GOD THEY DID DO IT, FUUUUUUUUUUU--"
Outraged and betrayed, you curse the Gods for your misfortune. Depending on the circumstance, chairs may be broken and a new monitor may be necessary. Once the rage subsides, you realize your anger has changed nothing. You quickly change your strategy to:
Stage 3: Bargaining
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"Please sweet baby James, let there be an alternate ending DLC. If we're lucky, maybe it will even be made canon!! Please Bioware, I'll pay you."
You quell your anger enough to beg the Gods you were cursing mere minutes ago for a more agreeable solution. You wait and you wait, and nothing happens. With your prayers unanswered, you fall into a state of catatonic _____:
Stage 4: Depression
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"They're not listening. Sweet baby James has forsaken me. Bioware has forsaken me. [sp]Why did Sovereign need to interface with Citadel directly if Guardian lives there?![/sp] ARGH! They don't even care what their egregious plot holes and terrible plot devices are doing to me."
You begin to realize your struggles are in vain. You are powerless to change what has transpired-- a stinging reminder of your own mortality! EA's profit soars higher as you sink lower, until...
Stage 5: Acceptance
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Bioware: "We think players, you included, actually like how we handled the end. Thank you for playing!"
You: "Okay"
Bridges have been burned, galaxies have been destroyed. Realizing that things will never be the same, you press on nonetheless. You're all the wiser for the next time. Perhaps you'll try talking with your money next time. But probably not.
SO! Which stage are YOU currently at?[/QUOTE]
Guys. I want this game. I want it so bad. But I've heard the endings, I've heard you have a squadmember who's part of a civilisation that died 50 Millenia ago, every females boobs have grown by 2 cup sizes, EDI is a Squadmember. I want to play the new Mass Effect, but this...this doesn't look like it.
Am I wrong? I know it's stupid asking within the week of its release, but does this game provide a suitable climax to the Sci-Fi epic I've been playing since I was in year 9 at School?
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35030043]shamelessly lifted off BSN, but valid
which state are you in[/QUOTE]
I'm in none.
The way I see it is that the ending wasn't my choice and I don't care, because it doesn't matter.
It won't ruin the game, you're still going to have fun blowing Husk heads off, killing Reapers, etc.
This one's the funniest. I mean how tacky can you get b. They just straight up do not give a fuck. Like oh word b? Shepard is just gonna run through this field like his life depending on saving this farm son? It's kinda sad though cause they're making no attempt to hide the fact that the game part of this game is pretty much just a front. This is almost like the Jack & Jill of gaming except this one gets good reviews which just makes the whole thing even worse.
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[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;35030037]tiny toy gun and dildo edition[/QUOTE]
That gun is the Argus, DLC.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;35030045]Guys. I want this game. I want it so bad. But I've heard the endings, I've heard you have a squadmember who's part of a civilisation that died 50 Millenia ago, every females boobs have grown by 2 cup sizes, EDI is a Squadmember. I want to play the new Mass Effect, but this...this doesn't look like it.
Am I wrong? I know it's stupid asking within the week of its release, but does this game provide a suitable climax to the Sci-Fi epic I've been playing since I was in year 9 at School?[/QUOTE]
According to a lot, the ending RUINS EVERYTHING!! but in my opinion they took almost all the good from ME1 and ME2 and combined them in ME3
[QUOTE=RunawayLove;35030069]This one's the funniest. I mean how tacky can you get b. They just straight up do not give a fuck. It's kinda sad though cause they're making no attempt to hide the fact that the game part of this game is pretty much just a front. This is almost like the Jack & Jill of gaming except this one gets good reviews which just makes the whole thing even worse.
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uh
[QUOTE=cyclocius;35030045]Guys. I want this game. I want it so bad. But I've heard the endings, I've heard you have a squadmember who's part of a civilisation that died 50 Millenia ago, every females boobs have grown by 2 cup sizes, EDI is a Squadmember. I want to play the new Mass Effect, but this...this doesn't look like it.
Am I wrong? I know it's stupid asking within the week of its release, but does this game provide a [b]suitable climax to the Sci-Fi epic I've been playing since I was in year 9 at School?[/b][/QUOTE]
There is no answer to that question that will ever make you happy.
I'm actually not so sure about ME3 right now...
I'm really dissapointed. All the conversations seemed preset. (I set that shit to FULL PARTICIPATION too)... Shepard talked 75%, I chose the other quarter, and it seemed meaningless... Soldier really doesn't seem as fun as he used too..the environments aren't as nice.. (Da fuq happened to my Normandy)
I 'unno.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35030089]There is no answer to that question that will ever make you happy.
I'm actually not so sure about ME3 right now...
I'm really dissapointed. All the conversations seemed preset. (I set that shit to FULL PARTICIPATION too)... Shepard talked 75%, I chose the other quarter, and it seemed meaningless... Soldier really doesn't seem as fun as he used too..the environments aren't as nice.. (Da fuq happened to my Normandy)
I 'unno.[/QUOTE]
I love the new Normandy. I miss having Mordin in his usual spot, and I don't like where the comms room is, it's an annoyance to go through the little scanner every damn mission.
im about 6 hours in...and im gonna flat out say ME 3 has jumped the shark.
i had just finished playing through ME1 + ME 2 to get hyped for ME 3...and it just feels
....like its made for guidos....i legitimately feel dumber for playing Mass Effect 3. the first thing i said when i got on the Normandy was..."what the fuck is Ronnie from the Jersey Shore doing on my fucking ship?"...then i realized it was James, the new guy...frohawk and all...the first hour alone is 95% cutscenes with 100 BAYSPLOSIONS that you have no interaction with.
the dialogue and voice acting is horribly done....everything feels forced and emotionless. every piece of dialogue is centered around THE REAPERS and THE PROTHEAN DEVICE, which aria magically has the only access to..BUT NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT WORKS. garrus is as souless as a polititian. the council dilibrates and discusses things like theyre a group of high school girls. its so fucking bad its hard to play.
the interaction with the game feels like its designed for 10 year olds. scanning consists of pinging for THE REAPERS. there is no planet scannign or resource finding...theres WAR ASSETS...loot finding consists of open your eyes and look for the green reticule.
the illusive man randomly shows up on mars...goes haha im backstabbing you...and dissappears...WITH NO EXPLANATION. you magically get spectre status which grants you a shit ton of cash...THERES NO DEPTH TO THIS GAME. i played as an adept through ME 1 and ME 2 which was fucking fun...but the gameplay for adept in ME3 is use power + m1 + wait for cooldown + power + m1 + wait for cooldown...while the game throws hoards of enemies at you. its not fun.
the worst part is...shepard has been pussified beyond belief...i regrettably saved ashley (who went from unattractive in ME1 + ME2 to super hot in ME3 btw) and the first 3 hours of the game surrounds this bullshit love triangle between ashley and aria...and out of no where...this guidette shows up to replace kelly on the normandy and starts getting jealous of EDI because its giving Shepard orders. theres one really obvious boob shot that was the most obvious ploy for guidos to get hooked on the game, it was pathetic. THE SOB STORY WITH THE LITTLE BOY AND THE DREAM SEQUENCES MADE ME FEEL EXTREMELY HOMOSEXUAL AND FEMININE. I DID NOT EVEN HAVE A CHOICE TO SAVE HIM OR NOT. I HAD TO FEEL BAD.
i know im just ranting...but im gonna keep trying to push through the game til it gets better...but the more i play the more i feel like im getting dick punched in the jaw.
i dont know if i can even play ME1 or ME2 again because the entire experiance is fucking destroyed.
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[B]EDIT[/B]: having finished the game i can officially say this is quite possibly the worst game ever made. any decision you made in the previous 2 mass effects have NO IMPACT on what happens in ME3. Garrus comes on to you. EDI has a body and fools around with joker. It is actually offensive to homosexuals. The ending is directly ripped from Deus Ex. This is an abomination.
Do Not Even Pirate It. SAVE YOURSELVES. WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN. MY EYES. OH GOD THE PAIN. THE NIGHTMARES. GARRUS....WHY??? AFTER ALL THESE YEARS???? I TRUSTED YOU, ARCHANGELLLLL!!!!! WE SAVED THE GALAXY TOGETHER! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
One thing that I was nitpicky about, and was correct about;
I fucking [b]hate[/b] Vega. He's such a pain in the ass. He's kind of a whiny bitch, ("I don't wanna go to the citadel! no! I wanna go to earth!") He looks like if the protagonists from CoD and Gears had a lovechild, and he tries so hard to be my new badass Krogan it's despicable. Really, bioware? Was it so hard to have Wrex show up? It's literally the ME1 squad minus Wrex. Instead I get this Vega dude.
So far... I can't think of too much good to say with ME3. Maybe I'm letting a lot of hate get to me, but this isn't what I was expecting.
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believe me when I say I will do everything in my power to get Vega to have a heroic sacrifice
[QUOTE=Novangel;35029836]I did, they said I have the standard+ Omniblade. The Collectors was also sold out on their store.
Fuck that :v:
[editline]7th March 2012[/editline]
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Not sure if want[/QUOTE]
Well you could always still pre-order it from the website since they still have PC copies left.
I'm surprised EB didn't get something good like the warfare pack GAME has.
Yeah that's what I said gosh
delta616 is a vega lover
[editline]7th March 2012[/editline]
oh yes; that dream sequence with the little boy was possibly one of the single most forced emotional moments in a game, I've ever seen
bioware so truly overestimates the amount of fucks I give
Vega is an excellent squad mate (when it comes to combat anyways)
[QUOTE=Novangel;35030197]Yeah that's what I said gosh[/QUOTE]
Sorry, been dying in the heat with a headache. So expect a lot of bad reading from me today. ;A;
Hmm.
So If Kaidans shirtless in his hospital bed....
What happens to Ashley?
I need pictures... for... masturbatory purposes
Vega's a pretty cool guy, get off the bandwagon.
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Suspicions confirmed, I always knew Kaidan was gay
God, this is the first game in a long time I haven't cared about looking at spoilers. I never thought that game would be a Mass Effect game.
But from everything I've read I'm not really missing out on much.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35030294]Hmm.
So If Kaidans shirtless in his hospital bed....
What happens to Ashley?
I need pictures... for... masturbatory purposes[/QUOTE]
Ashley is still radioactive dust since Virmire.
why is it the only leaked sex scenes are the gay sex scenes
how the fuck am I supposed to masturbate
[sp]Wrex is such a badass. Brofist, now time to take down this Reaper on Tuchanka. I AM URDNOT WREX, AND THIS IS MY PLANET.[/sp]
Anyone know if you have a time limit before the Reapers invade all the systems? Or can I continue doing all the side missions possible without any worry?
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