• Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition
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I feel like all the major events in this game just kinda happen and are just kinda "there". [sp]Reapers everywhere? Thats okay, Recaptured Rannoch and made peace of the two races? Cool, saved the Krogan and cured the Genophage? That is just dandy.[/sp] [editline]8th March 2012[/editline] I also don't get their fetish with Tali's face, ME2 I could understand, but in ME3 she literally takes it off on Rannoch and than you don't see it, but a moment later on the Normandy if you romanced her, she gives you the photograph of her. But apparently in her later romance scenes you don't get to see her face. Seriously Bioware, what the fuck is that.
They don't even change her outfit, pretty clear they were uninterested in remodelling her. Just got my copy in from ShopTo in the UK. The free T-Shirt is a surprisingly high quality and a nice fit. It's a Large for anyone else expecting one.
How long does it take to get to Tali or thane if you don't do sidequests
[QUOTE=Sir Drone;35049271]How long does it take to get to Tali or thane if you don't do sidequests[/QUOTE] [sp] Thane dies, Tali is near late in-game. Just do the side-quests, you'll completely fuck yourself over if you don't [/sp] [editline]8th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Aurain;35049256]They don't even change her outfit, pretty clear they were uninterested in remodelling her. Just got my copy in from ShopTo in the UK. The free T-Shirt is a surprisingly high quality and a nice fit. It's a Large for anyone else expecting one.[/QUOTE] Her new outfits are up to par though, besides characters like Liara really got nothing. Lots of things in this game have no new models or skins, its pretty fucking weird to see. Bioware sends me mixed signals, they hate Tali, but than they keep adding her. I know her fans are rampant, but it not like the other characters don't have rampant fanboys.
[QUOTE=doommarine23;35049283] Bioware sends me mixed signals, they hate Tali, but than they keep adding her. I know her fans are rampant, but it not like the other characters don't have rampant fanboys.[/QUOTE] Other character' fans don't make posts analyzing the sweat of said character.
[QUOTE=GetBent;35049307]Other character' fans don't make posts analyzing the sweat of said character.[/QUOTE] Kaidan lovers photoshop his face onto real porn or pictures of men. All the -Insert Character-Mancers are weird. I don't care how loud they are about it, they're all equally weird. Even than, they're a professional game company, I don't think I'd let people have an impact on what my team and I envision for our product or art. But I guess that's business as usual. [editline]8th March 2012[/editline] Hell, it should have no impact on what you as a professional who created her and the game think. If a few creepy fans make you hate your own character, using this train of logic Bioware should hate everything they've ever done.
seriously I never understood the hype about romances I just banged liara and banged miranda because she had boobs and wouldn't shut up
[QUOTE=Egevened;35049355]seriously I never understood the hype about romances I just banged liara and banged miranda because she had boobs and wouldn't shut up[/QUOTE] I don't know I guess cause people get into the game series. Me I just think Tali is goddamn cute.
because she's designed like that she's a good character, but people in the real world don't act like that and that's why people obsess over her
[QUOTE=Egevened;35049379]because she's designed like that she's a good character, but people in the real world don't act like that and that's why people obsess over her[/QUOTE] I think they obsess over the characters more because they fill roles they desire. Either from themselves (These characters have features, or personality traits they wish they had) or because its what they want from a lover. Honestly we can get all psychological about it, but I'd assume most creeper X-Mancers would stop being so obsessive once you got to the root of why they do it and helped them get over it. I've seen this a few times (especially with the Tali ones). A lot of the ones I seen were just goddamn depressed or lonely. But mind me, I'm just getting all deep about people's problems and reasoning for things. This has nothing to really do with Mass-Effect as more of its fanbase I suppose.
[QUOTE=Egevened;35049379]she's a good character, but people in the real world don't act like that and that's why people obsess over her[/QUOTE] Plus people are obsessed because Tali is a walking mistery, I mean her face.
[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;35049433]Plus people are obsessed because Tali is a walking mistery, I mean her face.[/QUOTE] Its not really a mystery considering you can see it in-game and even find the picture its a very simple photoshop of.
[QUOTE=doommarine23;35049442]Its not really a mystery considering you can see it in-game and even find the picture its a very simple photoshop of.[/QUOTE] I mean before it was revealed in ME3. Now Talimancers are more than happy because now they know how their waifu look, and she actually look good (no matter that it was a simple photoshopped picture).
Oh man, I'm getting goosebumps when that Star Wars styled text hits the screen in the very beginning and you hear the minimalistic background music you heard in the first game, in the first video. This is it oh man
I tried recreating my Shep in ME3.For some reason i still use a viser that covers my eyes just like in ME2. [t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/MassEffect3_2012-03-05_22-46-42-08.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=TyHap;35049522]I tried recreating my Shep in ME3.For some reason i still use a viser that covers my eyes just like in ME2. [t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/MassEffect3_2012-03-05_22-46-42-08.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] make him blonde [thumb]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UB2-sbYZQVk/TFJ4MWKc_LI/AAAAAAAADOk/sUqRu4d17PE/s1600/Hulk-Hogan1.jpg[/thumb] GOTTA STOP THEM REAPERS BROTHER
tali sucks [editline]9th March 2012[/editline] i want to have lesbian sex with kelly
[QUOTE=Rusty100;35049557]tali sucks [editline]9th March 2012[/editline] i want to have lesbian sex with kelly[/QUOTE] All the romances in Mass-Effect are sexy in some way or another, the hell are we kidding :v:
ur weird
[QUOTE=Rusty100;35049601]ur weird[/QUOTE] :quagmire:
Jacobs character development...lol
if my romance with thane carried over from me2 (i dont know why i did this) can i still romance other people ????? fuck thane [editline]9th March 2012[/editline] hed better not prevent me from boning some lesbos
[QUOTE=Rusty100;35049634]if my romance with thane carried over from me2 (i dont know why i did this) can i still romance other people ????? fuck thane [editline]9th March 2012[/editline] hed better not prevent me from boning and lesbos[/QUOTE] Thane is awesome wtf rusty.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;35049634]if my romance with thane carried over from me2 (i dont know why i did this) can i still romance other people ????? fuck thane [editline]9th March 2012[/editline] hed better not prevent me from boning and lesbos[/QUOTE] you can end and start a new relationship. [editline]8th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Sir Drone;35049627]Jacobs character development...lol[/QUOTE] If you don't romance him and go Paragon he's very good I found.
My straight male-shepard who banged Kelly, Miranda, Tali and Jack in ME2 is now being hit on by gay guys in ME3 how did I come to this.
[QUOTE=SomeDumbShit;35049638]Thane is awesome wtf rusty.[/QUOTE] but he doesnt have a vagina [editline]9th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=SomeDumbShit;35049648]My straight male-shepard who banged Kelly, Miranda, Tali and Jack in ME2 is now being hit on by gay guys in ME3 how did I come to this.[/QUOTE] i never got to bang kelly she just did a sexy dance and fed my fish [editline]9th March 2012[/editline] kelly why wont u let me in (to your vagina)
[QUOTE=Rusty100;35049660]and fed my fish[/QUOTE] heh
One of the biggest things about the game that I noticed and it got on my nerves. The cutscene weapon inconsistencies. Sometimes I'm holding an Avenger, sometimes I'm holding my pistol but like an assault rifle, if I have an assault rifle sometimes its the one I have equipped, other times its an Avenger instead.
[QUOTE=GetBent;35049687]One of the biggest things about the game that I noticed and it got on my nerves. The cutscene weapon inconsistencies. Sometimes I'm holding an Avenger, sometimes I'm holding my pistol but like an assault rifle, if I have an assault rifle sometimes its the one I have equipped, other times its an Avenger instead.[/QUOTE]Yeah, the whole seamless transitions between cutscenes and gameplay didn't work out well at all. If they suddenly had to give me an Avenger from thin in air in a couple cutscenes, they might as well just dropped the whole thing. Then we probably would have been able to holster our weapons.
Oh yeah, did they ever say why they removed equippable heavy weapons? I really wanted to carry around that Geth minigun.
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