• Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition
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[sp]I wanted to see Shep settle down with Liara. That was what the whole LI thing was building up to, after all.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Nabobalis;35083583][SPOILER]So do all the endings have that video in the far future talking about Shepard as a hero?[/SPOILER][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg703/scaled.php?server=703&filename=1287620990118.jpg&res=medium[/IMG]
[QUOTE=mac338;35083133]Bioware makes the best reaction faces. Anyone got the reaction face after EDI tells the oxygen joke?[/QUOTE] Comes with a video too. :) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbm5toOAzYg[/media] [thumb]http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd488/Eskilll/MassEffect32012-03-0722-30-11-32.jpg[/thumb] ** Why the hell is my video so wobbly, it wasn't like that when i uploaded it. :S ** [QUOTE=Sardonus;35083641]GUYS Its [S P ][/QUOTE] [sp]I know, i was just playing along with him before he edited his post. :)[/sp]
That face is the best thing ever.
Shepard's reaction to the endings.
Oh, missed the Aliens reference in my first playthrough. [sp]After I killed the Rachni Queen (It gave me less renegade points than letting her live, even though it was the same Rachni Queen from ME1 both times) Joker says "Wanna nuke it from orbit? Just to be.. ahh nevermind it's probably fine."[/sp]
[QUOTE=EskillV2;35083657] [sp]I know, i was just playing along with him before he edited his post. :)[/sp][/QUOTE] It seems I pressed post and preview at the same time. Sorry about that!
[QUOTE=Nabobalis;35083719]It seems I pressed post and preview at the same time. Sorry about that![/QUOTE] Don't worry, everyone makes mistakes. Seems that the posters from BW forums have migrated to Facebook. [url]http://www.facebook.com/DemandABetterEndingToMassEffect3#!/DemandABetterEndingToMassEffect3[/url]
[QUOTE=EXoDUSFLT;35082762]I swear to god if they make a DLC for what you guys are posting. I will destroy Canada.[/QUOTE] Not even prothean weaponry can break through out syrup-barriers.
Does anyone have a link to a video that contains all ending? Worst case and best case scenarios?
That ending... what the fuck just happened. [sp] The crucible destroyed everything and everyone? Joker was the only survivor since the Normandy escaped and ended up crashing somewhere.[/sp] Pretty depressing
[b]*For those who doesn't want to spoil the game, don't click this video!*[/b] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5QxmJelhxg[/media] Just fastforward to the ending, then you'll be able to click on all the endings. Dunno which one is the best because all of them are equally bad imo.
[QUOTE=Crpto2007;35083914]That ending... what the fuck just happened. [sp] The crucible destroyed everything and everyone? Joker was the only survivor since the Normandy escaped and ended up crashing somewhere.[/sp] Pretty depressing[/QUOTE] [sp] crucible only destroyed the reapers ( depending on the ending ) and the mass relays [/sp]
[QUOTE=Crpto2007;35083914]That ending... what the fuck just happened. [sp] The crucible destroyed everything and everyone? Joker was the only survivor since the Normandy escaped and ended up crashing somewhere.[/sp] Pretty depressing[/QUOTE] [sp]I don't know why people are saying it destroyed everything. I mean, yeah, some stuff on Earth got fucked up, but that was probably Reapers crashing or exploding or something. The mass relays were the only other things that blew up, but we were told that would happen. And I guess Joker was in FTL between relays when the pulse went out? Really, we haven't seen much people dying besides things we were told would be destroyed.[/sp]
[QUOTE=EXoDUSFLT;35082762]I swear to god if they make a DLC for what you guys are posting. I will destroy Canada.[/QUOTE] Dude. The Reapers already wiped us out. [editline]10th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=EskillV2;35083773]Don't worry, everyone makes mistakes. Seems that the posters from BW forums have migrated to Facebook. [url]http://www.facebook.com/DemandABetterEndingToMassEffect3#!/DemandABetterEndingToMassEffect3[/url][/QUOTE] wow shit a petition on the internet this is the kind of life-changing stuff that people will always listen to Look at that, nearly 2,500 people. That's the whole Mass Effect fanbase!
[QUOTE=Crpto2007;35083914]That ending... what the fuck just happened. [sp] The crucible destroyed everything and everyone? Joker was the only survivor since the Normandy escaped and ended up crashing somewhere.[/sp] Pretty depressing[/QUOTE] [SP]joker becomes God AMD everyone has brittlebones except for him...bow to your capped God![SP]
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[QUOTE=Arvuti;35083952][sp] crucible only destroyed the reapers ( depending on the ending ) and the mass relays [/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]and geth[/sp]
God... I'm addicted to this shit. Is it totally wrong that I'm trying to find the right gap in a conversation so I can spout "I SHOULD GO" and hang up and go to back to Mass Effect 3? I swear to god if it was anyone else but her I woulda stopped by now
That's it, i'm going to watch The Grey, then go to bed and dream about a happy ending about ME3. That's how dumb i am, letting a game affect my feelings about fictional characters in a fictional place. :(
[QUOTE=JesterUK;35083649][sp]I wanted to see Shep settle down with Liara. That was what the whole LI thing was building up to, after all.[/sp][/QUOTE] I really want to see that.
[QUOTE=EskillV2;35084072]That's it, i'm going to watch The Grey, then go to bed and dream about a happy ending about ME3. That's how dumb i am, letting a game affect my feelings about fictional characters in a fictional place. :([/QUOTE] Don't worry, I felt like shit the first 24 hours too. Now I'm starting to feel a bit better.
I just realized I picked the renegade choice instead of the paragon YOU TRICKED ME GAME
is it just me or has joker gotten a lot more serious in me3 like he was in me1? he seemed to be a lot funnier in the last game.
[QUOTE=milktree;35084129]is it just me or has joker gotten a lot more serious in me3 like he was in me1? he seemed to be a lot funnier in the last game.[/QUOTE] IMO I have lost nearly all respect for Joker he turned from the funny pilot to a weird dude seriously, he's fucking a robot now That is so many levels of FOREVER ALONE I can't even begin to... One of the choices I don't agree with on Bioware's part
So many fucking sold reviewers, ahahahh oh shit. "Mass Effect 3 is about as good of an ending as anyone could have possibly hoped for." -ZTGameDomain [url]http://www.metacritic.com/game/xbox-360/mass-effect-3/critic-reviews[/url]
oh god seriously I want to hang up but that's just rude but... I WANT TO SAVE THE QUARIAN PEOPLE
[QUOTE=Conro101;35083963][sp]I don't know why people are saying it destroyed everything. I mean, yeah, some stuff on Earth got fucked up, but that was probably Reapers crashing or exploding or something. The mass relays were the only other things that blew up, but we were told that would happen. And I guess Joker was in FTL between relays when the pulse went out? Really, we haven't seen much people dying besides things we were told would be destroyed.[/sp][/QUOTE] [SP] I don't know about man it looks like everyone in space at that time got fucked including everryone on earth. Also we never know what happened to the rest of your team on the Normandy ship. I assume the team you gathered for the final mission were killed but what about the rest? [/sp]
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35084155]IMO I have lost nearly all respect for Joker he turned from the funny pilot to a weird dude seriously, he's fucking a robot now That is so many levels of FOREVER ALONE I can't even begin to... One of the choices I don't agree with on Bioware's part[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure i would do the same if i were Joker. I mean, the poor guy has a bone disease, in all of the games only thing he's done is sitting in that damn chair and flying you in and out of several missions, except for that instance when the collecters hit Normandy. It's only fair that Joker would get a chance at love before the shit hits the fan. EDI even started to like Joker and copy his humor in ME2. That was the beginning of a great friendship between those two. Well that's only me airing my opinion.
yeah but would people really wanna hang around you? they'd mumble "hey, doesn't that guy fuck robots?" it's like the anime body pillows but worse
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