• Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition
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[QUOTE=MajorMattem;35110910]Spoilers in the URL. [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11400556/others/tweeeeeeeet.png]Theres something wierd going on...[/url][/QUOTE] Either EA and Bioware are evil geniuses or they are gonna play this shit like they did plan it. [editline]12th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Prism;35110944]"look at this awesome stuff, its a hologram and you can stab people with it!!"(hard light??) Why would you even stab people when you have epic futuristic laser rifles and what not. Aside from the badass factor.[/QUOTE] I ask myself the same thing when ever I see Kai Leng.
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;35110910]Spoilers in the URL. [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11400556/others/tweeeeeeeet.png]Theres something wierd going on...[/url][/QUOTE] They aren't killed. Or at least it would make no fucking sense for Tali to die on the battlefield on Earth and then reappear on the [sp]crash landed Normandy.[/sp] [editline]0[/editline] To clarify, I took Tali on the last mission, then she walked out the Normandy when it [sp]crash landed[/sp], in the cutscene, since she was also my LI. They cant make them die, since it would be too stupid.
[QUOTE=Prism;35110944]"look at this awesome stuff, its a hologram and you can stab people with it!!"(hard light??) Why would you even stab people when you have epic futuristic laser rifles and what not. Aside from the badass factor.[/QUOTE] What, the badass factor wasn't enough for you? Because it was enough for me. :v:
[QUOTE=GetBent;35106913]At least the side quests in ME2 had you shooting things sometimes. Instead of just scanning a planet.[/QUOTE] I loved how a lot of planets in ME2 were explorable The environment was always vastly different — sure, sometimes it was a pretty small area or it was linear, but it was absolutely awesome, especially from an immersion standpoint
[QUOTE=Prism;35110990]They aren't killed. Or at least it would make no fucking sense for Tali to die on the battlefield on Earth and then reappear on the crash landed Normandy.[/QUOTE] Yeah, but think about this and the indoctrination theory.
[QUOTE=Prism;35110944]"look at this awesome stuff, its a hologram and you can stab people with it!!"(hard light??) Why would you even stab people when you have epic futuristic laser rifles and what not. Aside from the badass factor.[/QUOTE]Codex says that it's pretty useful against husks, which I can imagine.
I'm looking forward to a lot of jokes at Kai Lengs expense on the facepunch stream.
SPOILERS [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yYovpzLQmc&]Fitting.[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H73L7M0xsnM&t=55s[/url] that voice sounds familiar
[QUOTE=Terin7;35111051]Codex says that it's pretty useful against husks, which I can imagine.[/QUOTE] What, really? Every time I tried to "charge" up a heavy attack the husks just kept grabbing me :(
[QUOTE=Arvuti;35110736]mass effect megathread #17 is going to begin with facepunch shepard. awesome also guys give me ideas what to do on stream, I will be reading some pretty "interesting" fan fictions, and a small infamous section from mass effect deception involving cereal.[/QUOTE] Cheat on everyone with everyone. I go on Origin, look at my friends list and see that everyone is on Mass Effect 3. I guess the demo will do for now.
Well, I just finished ME3 single player. And you know? The ending want THAT bad Don't get me wrong, there were a few parts leaving me going "Why." But really, I over-hyped myself into thinking the end was going to be totally vomit-worthy horrendous. I still have no idea why Bioware thinks I care about that kid I saw die on earth after [SP]the 3 nightmares with him in it, or why The catalyst destroyed the mass relays every time[/SP], but besides that nonsense, it was pretty good. The musical was score was excellent throughout at least. Also, my 2 bestest squaddies survived the crash. Garrus + Liara 4 lyfe.
[QUOTE=Takuat;35110953]Either EA and Bioware are evil geniuses or they are gonna play this shit like they did plan it. [editline]12th March 2012[/editline] I ask myself the same thing when ever I see Kai Leng.[/QUOTE] EDI says that training with swords increases ruthlessness, at least cerberus thinks so
[QUOTE=Thom12255;35111061]I'm looking forward to a lot of jokes at Kai Lengs expense on the facepunch stream.[/QUOTE] I knew he was serious business when he started holding the sword backwards
[QUOTE=Prism;35110944]"look at this awesome stuff, its a hologram and you can stab people with it!!"(hard light??)[/QUOTE] It's a transparent flash-forged carbon sillicate (read: diamond glass) blade illuminated with holograms to prevent people from stabbing themselves. Each omni-tool is a 3d-printing mini-factory in addition to being a computer and cell phone. They were adopted for use by the Alliance military to allow soldiers to defend themselves against husks after they run out of ammunition (it's all in the codex)
biotic god from mass effect 2 should be a war asset fucking him and conrad holy shit those reapers would be shitting their synthetic pants
[sp]REAPERS ARE THE STUPIDEST VILLAINS IN ALL FICTION WHY DIDN'T THEY FUCKING TURN OFF THE MASS RELAY NETWORK ONCE THEY GOT CONTROL OF THE CITADEL, STUPID PIECE OF CRAP[/sp]
[QUOTE=Sector 7;35111192]It's a transparent flash-forged carbon sillicate (read: diamond glass) blade illuminated with holograms to prevent people from stabbing themselves. Each omni-tool is a 3d-printing mini-factory in addition to being a computer and cell phone. They were adopted for use by the Alliance military to allow soldiers to defend themselves against husks after they run out of ammunition (it's all in the codex)[/QUOTE] You and me know that, but every casual player just sees it as a hologram.
I'd like to see a RTT game with a metagame in the ME universe, maybe managing Earth's resistance vs the Reapers. Or just another TPS with a different story arc that is related to the current one.
[QUOTE=Thom12255;35111226][sp]REAPERS ARE THE STUPIDEST VILLAINS IN ALL FICTION WHY DIDN'T THEY FUCKING TURN OFF THE MASS RELAY NETWORK ONCE THEY GOT CONTROL OF THE CITADEL, STUPID PIECE OF CRAP[/sp][/QUOTE] they didn't do it, uh, because ...pathetic organics like you are incapable of understanding! [QUOTE=Morbo!!!;35111235]I'd like to see a RTT game with a metagame in the ME universe, maybe managing Earth's resistance vs the Reapers. Or just another TPS with a different story arc that is related to the current one.[/QUOTE] Someone should make a Mass Effect mod for Sins of a Solar Empire. It'd fit so goddamn perfectly.
[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;35111235]I'd like to see a RTT game with a metagame in the ME universe, maybe managing Earth's resistance vs the Reapers. Or just another TPS with a different story arc that is related to the current one.[/QUOTE] I'd kill to play as a Turian on Palavan.
[QUOTE=jackattack;35111135]Cheat on everyone with everyone. I go on Origin, look at my friends list and see that everyone is on Mass Effect 3. I guess the demo will do for now.[/QUOTE] gonna cheat on miranda with diana allers and kaidan alenko
[QUOTE=Arvuti;35111280]gonna cheat on miranda with diana allers and kaidan alenko[/QUOTE] Whilst reading your sexy(disgusting) fanfics and trying to have me smooth things over with my beautiful voice. I can't tell if this Stream is headed for failure or victory.
[QUOTE=Arvuti;35111280]gonna cheat on miranda with diana allers and kaidan alenko[/QUOTE] you wouldnt dare
[QUOTE=selby3962;35110768][sp]The indoctrination thing also works to show why only the two crew members (and Joker) you most used seemed to come out of the ship at the end. If Shepard believed he was dead he'd likely have thought about the consequences of his actions to his closest allies, thus placing them on a lush tropical island safe and together in his head. Just a thought. [/sp][/QUOTE] Bro Bioware ain't that smart or deep
[QUOTE=Kendra;35111358]Bro Bioware ain't that smart or deep[/QUOTE] please tell me you didn't just refer to someone as a 'bro' non-satirically
[QUOTE=Thom12255;35111226][sp]REAPERS ARE THE STUPIDEST VILLAINS IN ALL FICTION WHY DIDN'T THEY FUCKING TURN OFF THE MASS RELAY NETWORK ONCE THEY GOT CONTROL OF THE CITADEL, STUPID PIECE OF CRAP[/sp][/QUOTE] because protheans
[QUOTE=Techbot;35111120][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H73L7M0xsnM&t=55s[/url] that voice sounds familiar[/QUOTE] Martin Sheen was in a lot of things.
[QUOTE=Prism;35111350]you wouldnt dare[/QUOTE] yes i would, facepunch and that chipmunk go so well together.
[QUOTE=timmyvos;35111384]Martin Sheen was in a lot of things.[/QUOTE] [img]http://paulkiser.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/jed-bartlet-west-wing.jpg[/img]
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