Isn't it funny how in retrospect, every second I think about everything in the game it makes less and less sense. And it seems more and more like it's desperately trying to make a statement with everything in it.
Also, I realize, when [sp] choosing to upgrade the geth, did I kill all quarians? And did it not matter a fuck because every ending wipes the geth anyways?[/sp]
[QUOTE=SystemGS;35126389]can someone explain the kai leng/cereal romance to me
i do not understand[/QUOTE]
well basically at one point in the most recent ME book Kai Leng sneaks into Anderson's apartment and because Kai Leng gets a rush from potentially being caught at any moment he tries to prolong his stay by eating Anderson's cereal because I guess Kai Leng missed breakfast and wants to keep his strength up
also some bullshit about making Anderson paranoid but I think we all know Kai Leng just likes CheeriO's but doesn't want anyone finding out because he's on a diet or something
This whole fucking game makes no sense whatsoever. What the fuck. There are so many plotholes I see only now. Holy shit.
[QUOTE=Cone;35126479]well basically at one point in the most recent ME book Kai Leng sneaks into Anderson's apartment and because Kai Leng gets a rush from potentially being caught at any moment he tries to prolong his stay by eating Anderson's cereal because I guess Kai Leng missed breakfast and wants to keep his strength up
also some bullshit about making Anderson paranoid but I think we all know Kai Leng just likes CheeriO's but doesn't want anyone finding out because he's on a diet or something[/QUOTE]
if he gets a rush at being caught at any moment, he should have just fapped and jizzed all over andersons apartment.
[QUOTE=Numidium;35126453]Isn't it funny how in retrospect, every second I think about everything in the game it makes less and less sense. And it seems more and more like it's desperately trying to make a statement with everything in it.
Also, I realize, when [sp] choosing to upgrade the geth, did I kill all quarians? And did it not matter a fuck because every ending wipes the geth anyways?[/sp][/QUOTE]
[sp]No, only the destroy ending kills the geth. Just because. [/sp]
[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;35126451]But the whole point for the fleet was to [sp]cover the crucible, they would never win the fight against the reapers without it.[/sp][/QUOTE]
That's also true, but they were building up the fleet to also safely liberate their home planets as well, and didn't expect every Reaper and its mothers to mostly go to one place to guard the one thing you need.
So, it's all over the place.
[sp] How come I never got the Synthesis choice? Did I need more war assets or something?[/sp]
[QUOTE=Conro101;35125692][t]http://i.imgur.com/qBMuE.png[/t]
made by me at first then gastric tank[/QUOTE]
Sweet
[img]http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd488/Eskilll/Eskillv2.png[/img]
Thanks for a new avatar. :v:
[QUOTE=Rammaster;35126559][sp] How come I never got the Synthesis choice? Did I need more war assets or something?[/sp][/QUOTE]
yep
[QUOTE=Rammaster;35126559][sp] How come I never got the Synthesis choice? Did I need more war assets or something?[/sp][/QUOTE]
You need 2800 EMS and over for that one.
What's this ME3 stream by the way?
[QUOTE=Feuver;35126606]You need 2800 EMS and over for that one.[/QUOTE]
I don't understand why though, not like it's better than any other endings.
[QUOTE=Arvuti;35126504]if he gets a rush at being caught at any moment, he should have just fapped and jizzed all over andersons apartment.[/QUOTE]
robot from the waist down bro
[QUOTE=Spool;35126609]What's this ME3 stream by the way?[/QUOTE]
last summer I streamed myself playing through ME1 and ME2, while watching me play alone isnt too interesting the chat during the stream was just absolute hilarity, a lot of quite awesome moments came from it so on march 17th I will be streaming through ME3 ( I lost the save file to facepunch shepard, so I had to replicate his progress in ME2 as accurately as I could )
[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;35126629]I don't understand why though, not like it's better than any other endings.[/QUOTE]
Because everything you did mattered! YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF SPACE POINTS AND READYNESS.
[sp]Because Bioware is full of shit.[/sp]
What I found really funny throughout the game was how Bioware's writers must've hit a blockade or something when they were asked to write for AIs, so they did the stupid [sp]legion and EDI are now aware and basically like humans[/sp] bullshit. Oh how I hate all the EDI shit. All of it. I care whether or not it's fair for [sp]joker to get some after 2 games of cockpity solitude, it's not like the normandy never had any crew except the team, and I even told him with my femshep straight up that he could just fuck me instead. The whole body thing for EDI is a damn excuse to make writing easier and explain the humanity away with technobabble, and so is the legion stuff. What happened so that this was necessary?[/sp] I don't even want to know what happens when you pick the paragon options in those trees and allow them to do whatever they plan on doing, but I guess my decision didn't have much impact seeing as in the end they're considered a couple anyways.
[QUOTE=Cone;35126639]robot from the waist down bro[/QUOTE]
SO that's why he's yelling all the time. He keeps squeezing his balls between metallic parts.
[QUOTE=Cone;35126639]robot from the waist down bro[/QUOTE]
yeah but in the novel it says that his legs are fucked up cause anderson shot him and he has to use a cane ( eventhough there are several moments in the story where he runs, kicks etc just fine )
[QUOTE=Feuver;35126680]SO that's why he's yelling all the time. He keeps squeezing his balls between metallic parts.[/QUOTE]
he does all the backflips and shit because he feels emasculated
BAM freudian psychology in a nutshell
Another "hint" at something
[img]http://i.imgur.com/aeLwp.jpg[/img]
New R296.10 drivers stopped the stuttering for me when looking around and walking through the scanner on the Normandy.
when i picked up the falcon i expected it to be a good little marksmans rifle
i nearly killed myself when grenades started popping out everywhere at close range
They'll probably release an alternative ending pack instead of an appearance pack now.
[QUOTE=mr hobo;35126729]Another "hint" at something
[img]http://i.imgur.com/aeLwp.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Thats well and good and everything, but after this, no more bioware games. Selling the true ending? As DLC? What kind of devilry is this?
[QUOTE=Numidium;35126837]They'll probably release an alternative ending pack instead of an appearance pack now.[/QUOTE]
Now for just 9.95, you can get the good endings!
Who the flying fuck came up with the idea that [sp]fusing organic and synthetics' DNA, which in itself is immense BS, would make everyone suddenly have glowing circuits on their skin? How inept at the most basic basics of biology do you have to be to think that makes any fucking sense whatsoever? And how many QA guys and devs looked at that and DIDN'T say hey, this thing you came up with there, is that gonna get explained or does it not make sense on purpose?[/sp]
It'd be pretty great if Bioware made a Mass Effect: Origins where its either a prequel or sequel and you can be any of the major races (Asari, Humans, Krogan, Salarian, Turian). That'd be fucking awesome.
[QUOTE=Rammaster;35126934]It'd be pretty great if Bioware made a Mass Effect: Origins where its either a prequel or sequel and you can be any of the major races (Asari, Humans, Krogan, Salarian, Turian). That'd be fucking awesome.[/QUOTE]
Speaking of mass effect origins, what happened to that?
[QUOTE=Numidium;35126930]Who the flying fuck came up with the idea that [sp]fusing organic and synthetics' DNA, which in itself is immense BS, would make everyone suddenly have glowing circuits on their skin? How inept at the most basic basics of biology do you have to be to think that makes any fucking sense whatsoever? And how many QA guys and devs looked at that and DIDN'T say hey, this thing you came up with there, is that gonna get explained or does it not make sense on purpose?[/sp][/QUOTE]
SPACE MAGIC SPLOSIONNNS! Making circuit skin since mass effect 3
I don't think anything they can release now will fix the game.
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