• Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition
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I think this is the best summary of the endings I've seen by far: [url]http://www.gamefront.com/mass-effect-3-ending-hatred-5-reasons-the-fans-are-right/[/url] [editline]14th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=JeanLuc761;35130250][url=http://www.gamefront.com/mass-effect-3-ending-hatred-5-reasons-the-fans-are-right/]Gamefront: Mass Effect 3 Ending Hatred & 5 Reasons The Fans Are Right[/url] Glad to see more support.[/QUOTE] You whore.
Goddamn, the Salarian dalatrass is such a cunt. [sp]Fake the genophage cure and you get our fleet, otherwise, penis[/sp]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFRaYU_e8M4[/media] Awww.... this is apparently the creatures Reapers are based off of.
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;35130252]Can you actually find the space hamster in ME3? I ran all over the Normandy and all I found was my model ship collection.[/QUOTE] He's hidden in the sub-deck of engineering, he's crawling all over the place.
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;35130250][url=http://www.gamefront.com/mass-effect-3-ending-hatred-5-reasons-the-fans-are-right/]Gamefront: Mass Effect 3 Ending Hatred & 5 Reasons The Fans Are Right[/url] Glad to see more support.[/QUOTE] Probably the best argument I've read yet. Thanks for posting.
[QUOTE=Feuver;35130433]He's hidden in the sub-deck of engineering, he's crawling all over the place.[/QUOTE] Just wait by Jack's hidey-hole, he'll scurry by.
[QUOTE=H4wkeye;35130407]Goddamn, the Salarian dalatrass is such a cunt. [sp]Fake the genophage cure and you get our fleet, otherwise, penis[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]You get the Salarians and Asari anyway once they realize they're being stupid.[/sp]
Wow what the fuck I just lost like 5 hours of progress sinCE ORIGIN'S CLOUD STORAGE IS A COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT.
[QUOTE=GetBent;35130447][sp]You get the Salarians and Asari anyway once they realize they're being stupid.[/sp][/QUOTE] So wait, basically, my choice does not really matter in the end?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5pXwLpQu-E[/media] Am I the only one who thinks that Jack became [b]SUPERBLY FUCKING HOT[/b] in this one? Is she based of an actress or something, she vaguely reminds me of someone [editline]14th March 2012[/editline] seriously, I always thought Jack was hot (something that confused everyone I knew) but a little hair on her and suddenly she's smoking
[QUOTE=H4wkeye;35130512]So wait, basically, my choice does not really matter in the end?[/QUOTE] If you [sp]destroy the cure[/sp] you get full salarian support. If you [sp]save the krogan[/sp] you only get the STG, but [sp]you also get a krogan army.[/sp] The dalatrass is such a stupid cunt.
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;35130560]If you [sp]destroy the cure[/sp] you get full salarian support. If you [sp]save the krogan[/sp] you only get the STG, but [sp]you also get a krogan army.[/sp] The dalatrass is such a stupid cunt.[/QUOTE] What I never understood is who can look at that and think "race of spindly sneaky people" or "RACE OF GIGANTIC DINOSAUR MOTHERFUCKERS WHO ARE BARBARIC SONS OF BITCHES WHO LIVE BY SLAUGHTERING OTHERS" that's not a choice that's a problem with one very clear solution
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35130566]What I never understood is who can look at that and think "race of spindly sneaky people" or "RACE OF GIGANTIC DINOSAUR MOTHERFUCKERS WHO ARE BARBARIC SONS OF BITCHES WHO LIVE BY SLAUGHTERING OTHERS"[/QUOTE] All I could think was "Kirrahe already promised me support of the STG ya dumb bitch. Enjoy fighting the Reapers alone."
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;35130581]All I could think was "Kirrahe already promised me support of the STG ya dumb bitch. Enjoy fighting the Reapers alone."[/QUOTE] It wasn't even a renegade choice it's literally the stupidest fucking choice in the game also, Shepard.... why would you betray the Krogan that can't possibly backfire can it?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ITaBp.jpg[/img] Gee thanks. I don't know who is responsible for this twitter feed but they've been...questionable, as of late.
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;35130602][img]http://i.imgur.com/ITaBp.jpg[/img] Gee thanks. I don't know who is responsible for this twitter feed but they've been...questionable, as of late.[/QUOTE] Maybe... maybe Bioware wrote all this shit intentionally because they knew that this ending would gain a lot of uproar and gain controversy, and then publicity? huh? HUH? I JUST WANT TO BELIEVE THE COMPANY THAT COULD MAKE KOTOR WOULDN'T FUCK UP LIKE THIS
The [sp]holographic child at the end of the game[/sp] should have been this instead. [IMG]http://images.wikia.com/just-cause-2/images/3/33/Erh.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;35130730]The [sp]holographic child at the end of the game[/sp] should have been this instead. [IMG]http://images.wikia.com/just-cause-2/images/3/33/Erh.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I'd rather have this [IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/5/51/Virmire_Sovereign_Holo.png[/IMG]
why didn't they just use the old white dude from the matrix 2
BSN drive for Child's Play has now raised over $12 500 in less than a day. Not bad for a bunch of self-entitled gamers. EDIT: I saw someone suggesting before that the hologram change forms throughout the conversation, taking on the form of Shepard's squadmates. That's probably what I would've done. Would've carried more emotional impact than a stupid kid.
[QUOTE=Lick;35130761]why didn't they just use the old white dude from the matrix 2[/QUOTE] Might as well have Morgan Freeman. He is a god, and he's charismatic.
[QUOTE=Kinversulath;35130770]BSN drive for Child's Play has now raised over $12 500 in less than a day. Not bad for a bunch of self-entitled gamers.[/QUOTE] It's BSN, they would give all that away to bioware for a better ending, I swear.
[QUOTE=noneshallpass;35130793]It's BSN, they would give all that away to bioware for a better ending, I swear.[/QUOTE] They already done that for all the DLCs. Come on man, have a little faith.
the guy behind the mass effect twitter feed is an asshole he doesn't know history either
[QUOTE=Kinversulath;35130770] EDIT: I saw someone suggesting before that the hologram change forms throughout the conversation, taking on the form of Shepard's squadmates. That's probably what I would've done. Would've carried more emotional impact than a stupid kid.[/QUOTE] That's genius.
Nah it should totally be the Bruce VI.
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;35130730]The [sp]holographic child at the end of the game[/sp] should have been this instead. [IMG]http://images.wikia.com/just-cause-2/images/3/33/Erh.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]If we're shifting around anybody in that section,[sp]the old man should turn out to be Zaeed.[/sp] [sp]And his bit should still play even if you get an "everyone died everywhere" ending.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Feuver;35130782]Might as well have Morgan Freeman. He is a god, and he's charismatic.[/QUOTE] If Freeman voiced the catalyst, I wouldn't care HOW the game ended. I would have listened to three minutes of narration by the greatest narrator of our time imo. Now I need to write down the catalyst's lines, listen to like 10 minutes of freeman, then read over the catalyst lines in freeman voice.
[QUOTE=Feuver;35130760]I'd rather have this [IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/5/51/Virmire_Sovereign_Holo.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] How about a compromise? Imagine, [sp]making it to the catalyst, wondering what the hell is going on, then suddenly you hear a reaper voice saying MAI NAYM ES BOLO SANTOSI[/sp].
[QUOTE=Kinversulath;35130770]BSN drive for Child's Play has now raised over $12 500 in less than a day. Not bad for a bunch of self-entitled gamers. EDIT: I saw someone suggesting before that the hologram change forms throughout the conversation, taking on the form of Shepard's squadmates. That's probably what I would've done. Would've carried more emotional impact than a stupid kid.[/QUOTE] That's found in the fan-made ending on Deviant art. [url]http://arkis.deviantart.com/art/Mass-Effect-3-Alternate-Endings-SPOILERS-289902125[/url]
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