Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition - Games

[QUOTE=gudman;35132198]Hey people do you remember how the planet [sp]Normandy crashed in all final sequences of ME3[/sp] looks like? Jacob's loyalty mission planet. [img]http://images.wikia.com/masseffect/images/b/b0/Codex_Aeia.png[/img] [sp]sucks to be normandy crew there, now does it?[/sp][/QUOTE] Except that's in an entirely different place outside of Sol.

[QUOTE=EXoDUSFLT;35132209]Except that's in an entirely different place outside of Sol.[/QUOTE] [sp]The planet they crash on isn't in sol...[/sp]

[QUOTE=EXoDUSFLT;35132209]Except that's in an entirely different place outside of Sol.[/QUOTE] Nice scientific discovery out there, man, I and all of humanity didn't knew there were a planet in our system with life on it.

[QUOTE=Clementine;35132213]The [sp]planet they crash on[/sp] isn't in sol...[/QUOTE] You're probably actually right. Nowhere but Earth could look like that. [editline]14th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=gudman;35132223]Nice scientific discovery out there, man, I and all of humanity didn't knew there were a planet in our system with life on it.[/QUOTE] :/

Finally finished. Seriously, when I finished, my first thought was "Ok. I've lived my life. Time to die." I think I've grown too close to Mass Effect. Best game trilogy/series I've ever experienced. Loved it, but not sure I can play it all again.

[QUOTE=EXoDUSFLT;35132229]You're probably actually right. Nowhere but Earth could look like that. [/QUOTE] That planet had two moons in it's orbit. [sp]Normandy was clearly out of Sol system, and by that I mean - way out on FTL speed trying to outrun the shockwave. Which leaves us with another nice plothole[/sp]

[QUOTE=gudman;35132250]That planet had two moons in it's orbit. [sp]Normandy was clearly out of Sol system, and by that I mean - way out on FTL speed trying to outrun the shockwave. Which leaves us with another nice plothole[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]...and no matter what, either Tali and Garrus starve or everyone else starves[/sp]

[QUOTE=Sector 7;35132263][sp]...and no matter what, either Tali and Garrus starve or everyone else starves[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]Actually everyone goes retarded, remember? Eating the food there makes you retarded.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Rusty100;35132015]oh my god [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBNVcMmg9Fs[/URL] whoever chose to do this. you're the worst person.[/QUOTE] I don't think I'll be able to play renegade in this game :(

[QUOTE=darkrei9n;35132298][sp]Actually everyone goes retarded, remember? Eating the food there makes you retarded.[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]...I think I'd actually like to see that. Just for the hell of it.[/sp]

So while playing ME2 I thought about what would really make the game shine [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/eg7zm.jpg[/thumb] :quagmire: Should definitely be a future DLC for ME3.

[QUOTE=Jackald;35132503][sp]If humans could eat the food then it's not suitable for dextro amino species, so Tali and Garrus wouldn't be able to eat any of it.[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp] Wasn't the whole dextro thing proven to be complete BS in the first place? You'd think Bioware would drop it. Then again, these are the guys who say synthetics have DNA, so I don't know. [/sp]

[QUOTE=Jackald;35132503][sp]If humans could eat the food then it's not suitable for dextro amino species, so Tali and Garrus wouldn't be able to eat any of it.[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]Question is, which is the worst fate. Go retarded or just shoot yourself?[/sp]

[QUOTE=darkrei9n;35132624][sp]Question is, which is the worst fate. Go retarded or just shoot yourself?[/sp][/QUOTE] I'm sure [sp] if you went retarded with a bunch of loaded guns you'd probably end up shooting yourself eventually anyways[/sp]

[sp]I'd rather go retarded and be happy than die. Death is too final, at least if I'm retarded there's a slight chance some treatment could reverse the neural decay.[/sp]

Y'know what? [sp]As fun as it is to keep going back to the "space magic" excuse, how the fuck could the Crucible energy wave target only synthetic life? I've yet to think of any logical explanation for it.[/sp]

Those damn husks. [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOU-Cdp87y8&feature=related[/MEDIA]

Thanks for the [sp]Wrex and Mordin shooting videos,[/sp] ruined my morning. I've never been this attached to video game characters. Damn. Mass Effect is probably my third favorite series, but the characters are the absolute best I've seen. As someone said before, the first media I've almost cried to. No game, movie or show has come this close.

I still think this is by far the best Mass Effect related video ever made. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFR4socSv_E&feature=related[/media]

It's a close tie between that and: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mi2NKZ37YE&list=FLFD44VdChu8MrlYC_CoSPGQ&index=152&feature=plpp_video[/media]

This still beats it for sheer brevity. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XgVcv90LF8[/media]

This guy is the master of Mass Effect videos. [video=youtube;hLTkB3xNUXM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLTkB3xNUXM&feature=endscreen&NR=1[/video]

[QUOTE=revan740;35132249]Finally finished. Seriously, when I finished, my first thought was "Ok. I've lived my life. Time to die." I think I've grown too close to Mass Effect. Best game trilogy/series I've ever experienced. Loved it, but not sure I can play it all again.[/QUOTE] I can never play anything again.

Guys I had a great idea. New DLC for ME3. Biotic God as a squadmember. The game will then be complete as the endings will no longer be relevant. They will kneel before the biotic god.

I think this is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen. [video=youtube;BTMcfZtXuwU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTMcfZtXuwU&feature=related[/video]

[QUOTE=Sir Drone;35133057]Those damn husks. [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOU-Cdp87y8&feature=related[/MEDIA][/QUOTE] When they heave Legion towards the Normandy in this cutscene, I always imagine them just launching him into space.

I swear there was way more jiggling action before I managed to start recording: [video=youtube;UZbLA1bOf4g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZbLA1bOf4g[/video]

[sp]So according to /v/, the last boss of the game is actually the random Marauder just before the spess beam in london. His name was Marauder Shields.[/sp]

I no longer call Vega Vega. I now call him [url=http://76.74.238.49/vega/]BEEF SLAMFEST[/url]. And you should all call him whatever you got too.

[QUOTE=Flicky;35133394]I no longer call Vega Vega. I now call him [url=http://76.74.238.49/vega/]BEEF SLAMFEST[/url]. And you should all call him whatever you got too.[/QUOTE] rip chestmeat?