[QUOTE=usaokay;35183627]Yes.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvF3fh-7XWw[/media][/QUOTE]
Sex in a 22nd century shipping container. Shepard, how far you've come.
I've been thinking about this ever since I did that Monastary mission.
What would happen if an Ardat-Yakshi mated with another Ardat-Yakshi? Would they die or would the effects counter-act each other?
And if the effects counter-act, wouldn't that make Morinth's comment about Ardat-Yakshis being the genetic destiny for the Asari?
Or is this all in the codex and I'm wasting my time?
[QUOTE=Arvuti;35184015][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/MassEffect3_2012-03-18_01-54-22-58.png[/img][/QUOTE]
SUPER RENEGADE INTERUPTION: kill Kai Leng with your dick
For any of those who are still bummed 'cause of the ending, here's something that might help:
[url]http://www.gamesradar.com/mass-effect-3-not-happy-ending-choose-one-these-20-alternative-endings-instead/[/url]
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;35184048]I've been thinking about this ever since I did that Monastary mission.
What would happen if an Ardat-Yakshi mated with another Ardat-Yakshi? Would they die or would the effects counter-act each other?
And if the effects counter-act, wouldn't that make Morinth's comment about Ardat-Yakshis being the genetic destiny for the Asari?
Or is this all in the codex and I'm wasting my time?[/QUOTE]
I'd imagine the stronger Ardat-Yakshi kills the weaker one.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/lVAV8.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;35184071]SUPER RENEGADE INTERUPTION: kill Kai Leng with your dick[/QUOTE]
As always FP Shepard will end his enemies with a hot dicking.
Kai Leng would have been a cool companion and LI.
[I]"Shepard. The Illusive man taught me a few... tricks for my sword."[/I]
[QUOTE=usaokay;35183627]Yes.
[/QUOTE]
Why is it with the more minor characters Bioware writes such horrible dialogue for them?
[QUOTE=Mingebox;35184149][img]http://i.imgur.com/lVAV8.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Never thought I'd see that again since I lost track of the framed, Christian version that was just always on our bathroom wall, let alone see it appropriated for Mass Effect.
[QUOTE=usaokay;35183627]Yes.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvF3fh-7XWw[/media][/QUOTE]
bitches sure do love giving Shepard pictures of themselves.
[QUOTE=revan740;35184245]Kai Leng would have been a cool companion and LI.
[I]"Shepard. The Illusive man taught me a few... tricks for my sword."[/I][/QUOTE]
and then it turns out [sp]he was Gary Oak all along[/sp]
[QUOTE=revan740;35184245]Kai Leng would have been a cool companion and LI.
[I]"Shepard. The Illusive man taught me a few... tricks for my sword."[/I][/QUOTE]
I don't think Kai Leng would make a cool anything.
[QUOTE=Cone;35184311]B... brother?
[thumb]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-H5HlNhRZJ1Y/TuE14uhzWSI/AAAAAAAAAXY/njzxfkUrjCs/s1600/t800.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE]
The Human Reaper is FP Shepard's brother. The plot thickens.
[QUOTE=revan740;35184245]Kai Leng would have been a cool companion and LI.
[I]"Shepard. The Illusive man taught me a few... tricks for my sword."[/I][/QUOTE]
I would've thrown him out the vent of my ship for being such a fucking idiot.
Besides, he deserve to die for stealing Anderson's Cereal. That smug son of a bitch.
Found the perfect use today for my Collector's Edition N7 patch, stuck it onto my ACU Jacket.
Looks awesome.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35184378]Found the perfect use today for my Collector's Edition N7 patch, stuck it onto my ACU Jacket.
Looks awesome.[/QUOTE]
Provide some pictures, son.
I'm still trying to figure out how [sp]Shepard manages to break Kai Leng's sword by punching it[/sp]
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;35184397]I'm still trying to figure out how [sp]Shepard manages to break Kai Leng's sword by punching it[/sp][/QUOTE]
[sp]Shepard has power armor, Lengs sword is steel. Shepard also has advanced cybernetic upgrades and Lengs sword is steel.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;35184397]I'm still trying to figure out how [sp]Shepard manages to break Kai Leng's sword by punching it[/sp][/QUOTE]
By using the forces following the "Rule of Cool"
[QUOTE=revan740;35184245]Kai Leng would have been a cool companion and LI.
[I]"Shepard. The Illusive man taught me a few... tricks for my sword."[/I][/QUOTE]
An evil version of Shepard's crew consisting of Kai Leng, Matriarch Benezia, Balak, Charn, Tela Vasir, Warden Kuril, Gatatog Uvenk, Jaroth, Vido Santiago, Morinth, and are led by Saren.
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;35184397]I'm still trying to figure out how [sp]Shepard manages to break Kai Leng's sword by punching it[/sp][/QUOTE]
Swords are pretty fragile when struck like that. Also humans are genetically modified which sorta explains how Shepard can beat two Turians who are way bigger than him easily.
[editline]18th March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=-Ben_Wolfe-;35184431]By using the forces following the "Rule of Cool"
[/QUOTE]
This works too.
ok so what do i need to do to romance a... a-
um
l... l-something
the blue chick
how do i romance LIARA thats her name liara. how do i romance her. i accidentally romanced traynor the first time around and now i want blue sex what do i need to do for that
[QUOTE=Rusty100;35184442]ok so what do i need to do to romance a... a-
um
l... l-something
the blue chick
how do i romance LIARA thats her name liara. how do i romance her. i accidentally romanced traynor the first time around and now i want blue sex what do i need to do for that[/QUOTE]
Just talk to her, man, be yourself.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;35184442]ok so what do i need to do to romance a... a-
um
l... l-something
the blue chick
how do i romance LIARA thats her name liara. how do i romance her. i accidentally romanced traynor the first time around and now i want blue sex what do i need to do for that[/QUOTE]
[sp]Talk to her when she starts hanging out on the patio (Not at the cafe) on the Citadel Commons level. An option about taking your relationship further will eventually pop up.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Rusty100;35184442]ok so what do i need to do to romance a... a-
um
l... l-something
the blue chick
how do i romance LIARA thats her name liara. how do i romance her. i accidentally romanced traynor the first time around and now i want blue sex what do i need to do for that[/QUOTE]
I think after the [sp]Cerberus attack on the Citadel, she'll be on the opposite side. When you talk to her you get a "More than friends" option[/sp]
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;35184397]I'm still trying to figure out how [sp]Shepard manages to break Kai Leng's sword by punching it[/sp][/QUOTE]
It's a sword, it's a thin strip of metal. Swords aren't nearly as amazing as movies make them out to be. Plus Shepard is a fucking cyborg who can fire a 39 kilo Widow while standing and barely notice the recoil. You know the gun designed to be used in teams to take down armoured vehicles and [i]krogan[/i]. A piece of metal is no problem for him.
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