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I have more!
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Alright, tried it some in the shooting range and I could not get it to go out of ammo.
I was wrong on the finite ammo part.
[QUOTE=Cettuwals;35191710][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqSaMibTCqg&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE]
lol shaved Ashley.
It actually suits her, with being a soldier and everything.
[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;35192529]lol shaved Ashley.
It actually suits her, with being a soldier and everything.[/QUOTE]
In fact, I find it pretty weird that she got a complete face change in the 3rd game.
[QUOTE=Feuver;35192545]In fact, I find it pretty weird that she got a complete face change in the 3rd game.[/QUOTE]
You're exaggerating, only thing Ashley got is sexy lips, cosmetics and long sexy hair.
All that was made because Miranda isn't a party member in ME3.
And in MEs it's like a tradition - having a sexdoll in Shepard's crew.
Although it's not so much in ME1, but Liara, with her bisexuality and tight green suit..
[url]http://www.livestream.com/sfclss[/url] join guys we need more viewers
[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;35192576]Ashley[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;35192576]sexy[/QUOTE]
I am confused
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this is a guy pooping lasers
It's funny that in the deleted scene Anderson actually climbs over the rubble when running to the Normandy, while in the finished scene he sort of teleports over it. :v:
[QUOTE=Cone;35192610]I am confused[/QUOTE]
Well, BioWare believes it's sexy.
[QUOTE=Spool;35192639]It's funny that in the deleted scene Anderson actually climbs over the rubble when running to the Normandy, while in the finished scene he sort of teleports over it. :v:[/QUOTE]
It was like he came out of the sky like the Geth or something. Just landed with a thud.
why does shepard love to fall off ledges/fall off broken segments when he jumps across?
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people who watched the stream will get it.[/QUOTE]
rip talon 5
Oh wow, just had a brainwave, a sort of epiphany that culminated in a theory
It's Spoiler tagged cos it contains many spoilers.
[sp]Ok so in the ending The child states that they could "join us" which is the synthesis ending. People assume this means "become one with the reapers" But the catalyst mentions that synthetics are the ultimate evolution of life.
MY theory is that the reapers are, infact ASCENDING organics to the higher state of synthetic life. This is backed up in ME1 when sovereign mention that reapers "are each a nation" This makes sense because reapers use organics to make more of themselves. They're not using them as building material, they are ascending them into a synthetic whole, a new being made of the sum of it's parts.
This is further backed up by the reapers repeatedly touting that "we are your salvation!" they genuinely mean well, yes their motives are carried out via destruction but their task is to "bring order from chaos."
Finally, when the catalyst states that "You could join us." what he means is that your races could join us at the peak of perfection, as organics worth of ascending into synthesis as their own.
Which brings me on to my final point. The whole argument of "Why are reapers so scared of synthetics destroying everything, when they are synthetics themselves?" My theory is that they never were created by another race, they ARE another race that ascended into "the ultimate evolution of life" that is synthesis.
Not that it justifies the ctrl+C Ctrl+V colourcorrect/ 0,255,0 endings but w/e.[/sp]
Again, I'm probably reading TOO deep into things but it makes a wee bit more sense that how things look at face value.
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[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;35192930]why does shepard love to fall off ledges/fall off broken segments when he jumps across?[/QUOTE]
There's an invisible dickhead who leaves invisible banana skins in front of ledges as Shepard jumps over them.
You know those times when pillars fall over and miss Shepard by inches, leaving a hole he has to jump? That's the invisible dickhead pushing them over.
Also I'm sure bioware would be completely and totally forgiven if they released a Blasto DLC expansion.
I've just shamefully realised that the reason I picked love interest in ME (picked Liara) and the reason why I decided to be with a girl I'm now with are actually... the same reason, though they don't actually relate to one another. I'm a sad person, I guess.
[QUOTE=gudman;35193109]I've just shamefully realised that the reason I picked love interest in ME (picked Liara) and the reason why I decided to be with a girl I'm now with are actually... the same reason, though they don't actually relate to one another. I'm a sad person, I guess.[/QUOTE]
So they're both blue?
[QUOTE=thisguy123;35193028]Oh wow, just had a brainwave, a sort of epiphany that culminated in a theory
It's Spoiler tagged cos it contains many spoilers.
[sp]Ok so in the ending The child states that they could "join us" which is the synthesis ending. People assume this means "become one with the reapers" But the catalyst mentions that synthetics are the ultimate evolution of life.
MY theory is that the reapers are, infact ASCENDING organics to the higher state of synthetic life. This is backed up in ME1 when sovereign mention that reapers "are each a nation" This makes sense because reapers use organics to make more of themselves. They're not using them as building material, they are ascending them into a synthetic whole, a new being made of the sum of it's parts.
This is further backed up by the reapers repeatedly touting that "we are your salvation!" they genuinely mean well, yes their motives are carried out via destruction but their task is to "bring order from chaos."
Finally, when the catalyst states that "You could join us." what he means is that your races could join us at the peak of perfection, as organics worth of ascending into synthesis as their own.
Which brings me on to my final point. The whole argument of "Why are reapers so scared of synthetics destroying everything, when they are synthetics themselves?" My theory is that they never were created by another race, they ARE another race that ascended into "the ultimate evolution of life" that is synthesis.
Not that it justifies the ctrl+C Ctrl+V colourcorrect/ 0,255,0 endings but w/e.[/sp]
Again, I'm probably reading TOO deep into things but it makes a wee bit more sense that how things look at face value.
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That isn't really a theory because the game literally tells you that the reapers are [sp]ascending organics into reapers[/sp].
Infact I think Task manager literally says it to your face.
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;35192829][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDdSKfiSR0E&[/media][/QUOTE]
Those guys are horrible when it comes to making jokes about a story-driven game.
[QUOTE=Feuver;35193128]So they're both blue?[/QUOTE]
no they're both fictional
[QUOTE=Feuver;35193128]So they're both blue?[/QUOTE]
Would be funny. But nah, just both bisexual. Hoped for threesome.
ME hadn't deliver.
[QUOTE=Greeneyes;35193129]That isn't really a theory because the game literally tells you that the reapers are [sp]ascending organics into reapers[/sp].
Infact I think Task manager literally says it to your face.[/QUOTE]
It's part and part, in fact it IS a theory because a theory is part fact, part educated guesswork.
A blind stab in the dark is called a hypothesis.
But that's just sciencey nitpicking.
[QUOTE=gudman;35193172]Would be funny. But nah, just both bisexual. Hoped for threesome.
ME hadn't deliver.[/QUOTE]
Wait you ACTUALLY picked your IRL girlfriend solely because she's bisexual? :downs:
JESUS FUCK, STOP GIVING ME UPGRADES FOR CRAPPY WEAPONS I HATE. I just want a Carnifex, or at least a crummy Phalanx!
[QUOTE=Mingebox;35193219]JESUS FUCK, STOP GIVING ME UPGRADES FOR CRAPPY WEAPONS I HATE. I just want a Carnifex, or at least a crummy Phalanx![/QUOTE]
I've gotten to the point where I pretty much only buy Spectre packs now. Guaranteed at least one cool thing each time.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;35193219]JESUS FUCK, STOP GIVING ME UPGRADES FOR CRAPPY WEAPONS I HATE. I just want a Carnifex, or at least a crummy Phalanx![/QUOTE]
my Mantis is like level seven now because I literally get an upgrade for it in every single pack I buy
I just want my drell adept goddamn
[QUOTE=teh pirate;35193207]Wait you ACTUALLY picked your IRL girlfriend solely because she's bisexual? :downs:[/QUOTE]
More like she cought my attention with it. Then I looked closely and fell in love.
[QUOTE=gudman;35193280]More like she cought my attention with it. Then I looked closely and fell in love.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=teh pirate;35193150]no they're both fictional[/QUOTE]
I came so very close to spewing my tea across my screen.
[QUOTE=gudman;35193280]More like she cought my attention with it. Then I looked closely and fell in love.[/QUOTE]
what do you mean "caught your attention"
were you both at some sex party or something
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