Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition

[Novangel]

Answered survey, my results are... interesting
(I got raped by Ashley in 1)

[Janus Vesta]

[QUOTE=Feuver;35213260]Because of the fucking bullshit where "In Epic the Hero Always have to Die"[/QUOTE]

God I hate those people. Some of the greatest epics have ended with the hero living. Hell look at the Lord of the Rings. That had a happy ending, it wasn't perfect but everything worked out well enough. Mass Effect is like that, a struggle that should end on a high, if bittersweet, note. It's not The Children of Hurin where the main character is perpetually cursed and [sp]kills himself out of despair.[/sp] It's an old book but not as many people have read it as have seen TLotR so tagged.

[Saza]

Did my first Gold today and we won

With a Graal Spike Thrower and nothing else I did the worst but still left with over 60k score.

And 77k credits. :v:

[editline]20th March 2012[/editline]

AND

[img]http://puu.sh/lyXv[/img]
[img]http://puu.sh/lyXB[/img]
You may now call me "owner of so many snipers and shotguns I'm more than Halo ever was"

[RG4]

[QUOTE=Cap'nSpacePants;35213136]Beat my first gold challenge today, netting over 40000 credits.
I then got the Quarian Infiltrator from a spectre pack and then both the carnifex and upgrades to my vindicator.
Best grueling 40 minutes of feeling useless in my life :v:[/QUOTE]

The Carnifex has become my new favorite gun, tagging that along with an Asari adept with stasis, aka medals by the dozen.

[Saza]

God the Spike Thrower makes such a SATISFYING noise when you hit something

That woosh.

[Scientastic]

Have I mentioned you guys are awesome?

115 respondents for the survey in 2 hours! :v:

If you liked the survey and are a Reddit member, feel free to go upvote the thread: [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/r4fdk/survey_trying_to_gather_indepth_mass_effect/[/url] I'm getting a ton of great responses and would love to have enough to present accurate (or at least as accurate as something like this could be) results!

[Saza]

[QUOTE=Scientastic;35213401]Have I mentioned you guys are awesome?

115 respondents for the survey in 2 hours! :v:[/QUOTE]

I'm tellin you guys, Elcor are going to be the next big sex gods

[Conro101]

[QUOTE=Scientastic;35213401]Have I mentioned you guys are awesome?

115 respondents for the survey in 2 hours! :v:

If you liked the survey and are a Reddit member, feel free to go upvote the thread: [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/r4fdk/survey_trying_to_gather_indepth_mass_effect/[/url][/QUOTE]facepunch's survey response rate is horrifying

I hope you liked my answers

[Tuskin]

Normally I don't like VG Cats, but....

[t]http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/120318.jpg[/t]

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=Tuskin;35213461]Normally I don't like VG Cats, but....

[t]http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/120318.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21171698/shepurd.png[/img]

[Feuver]

[QUOTE=Tuskin;35213461]Normally I don't like VG Cats, but....

[t]http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/120318.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

Mh, not sure if insulting angry fanbase, or that they're actually with us.

[Tuskin]

[QUOTE=Feuver;35213507]Mh, not sure if insulting angry fanbase, or that they're actually with us.[/QUOTE]

They're making fun of Bioware

[RG4]

[QUOTE=Saza;35213413]I'm tellin you guys, Elcor are going to be the next big sex gods[/QUOTE]

I still retain it's not cheating if you want your fish feed

[Saza]

[img]http://puu.sh/lz73[/img]

hot diggity doo I just shat my pants

and now I have a race unlock for each class, some of them have two. give me damn weapons or give me damn weapons.

[buttspoonce]

[QUOTE=mikester112;35212803]Graal Spike Thrower = Best shotgun.[/QUOTE]

oh, I believe you have not met geth shotgun yet?

[Scientastic]

Blasto is finally declining in popularity now that more results are coming in :v:

130 responses, I might actually get 200.. cool.

[buttspoonce]

-snip-

[Saza]

I love how the spike thrower's description says you can charge it but that does absolutely fuck all :v:

[RG4]

[QUOTE=Scientastic;35213608]Blasto is finally declining in popularity now that more results are coming in :v:

130 responses, I might actually get 200.. cool.[/QUOTE]

I CALL BULLSHIT, WHO DOESN'T LOVE BLASTO?

[Sickle]

I want to learn how to play the piano;

[video=youtube;uorR5Cn4a-Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uorR5Cn4a-Q[/video]

And the vuvuzela.

Because this is beautiful.

[editline]20th March 2012[/editline]

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/brrrrrrrr.png[/IMG]

[RG4]

[QUOTE=Sickle;35213677]

And the vuvuzela.

Because this is beautiful.

[editline]20th March 2012[/editline]

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/brrrrrrrr.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Hey look all the ending colors.

[Sickle]

[QUOTE=RG4;35213716]Hey look all the ending colors.[/QUOTE]

More like;

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/masseffectendingbrrr.png[/IMG]

[Novangel]

>Try MP with friend
>Fun as hell
>Reaper
>Can't be that bad, Geth and Cerberus was alright
>Banshees.

brb uninstalling.

[Saza]

[QUOTE=Novangel;35213770]>Try MP with friend
>Fun as hell
>Reaper
>Can't be that bad, Geth and Cerberus was alright
>Banshees.

brb uninstalling.[/QUOTE]
>2012
>greentexting

nah I'm just kidding I do that too

[The-Spy]

Bought ME1 and 2 from my friend today(unopened) and I've played about 4 hours on ME1 and all I have to say is wow, how did I miss this game when it came out? I'm loving it.

[mikester112]

[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;35213606]oh, I believe you have not met geth shotgun yet?[/QUOTE]
I have, I still prefer the Graal.

[Milktree]

god the geth pulse rifle is absolutely horrendous

[noneshallpass]

[QUOTE=Scientastic;35213608]Blasto is finally declining in popularity now that more results are coming in :v:

130 responses, I might actually get 200.. cool.[/QUOTE]

I think you'll like mine. [sp] I wanted to fuck Legion[/sp] :3

Honest

[Broguts]

[QUOTE=milktree;35213892]god the geth pulse rifle is absolutely horrendous[/QUOTE]

It takes the whole fucking clip to kill ONE guy.

[Ghost101]

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;35213323]God I hate those people. Some of the greatest epics have ended with the hero living. Hell look at the Lord of the Rings. That had a happy ending, it wasn't perfect but everything worked out well enough. Mass Effect is like that, a struggle that should end on a high, if bittersweet, note. It's not The Children of Hurin where the main character is perpetually cursed and [sp]kills himself out of despair.[/sp] It's an old book but not as many people have read it as have seen TLotR so tagged.[/QUOTE]

Shepard lost a lot of friends along the way. I think they could've done a happy, but bittersweet ending where he reflects on those lost.