• Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition
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[QUOTE=Sardonus;35264731]>I prefer female shepards >obviously I'm a high pitched 12 nerd Just... put it this way... would you rather have to stare at a man or a woman's ass for a 30 hour experience? :v:[/QUOTE] That's such a pathetic reason, and you're kind of pathetic for implying that all you do in the game is stare at your character's ass, I mean seriously? And wtf, how can you be so...fucking...ugh, that you stare a female video game character's ass constantly?
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7856270/commanda.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7856270/urnext.jpg[/IMG] porting to source is fun
[QUOTE=Thlis;35264483]It's pretty sad that your trying to convince yourself this is the case. Almost as sad as people preferring the idea that the end "was all just a dream". Your only hope is that Bioware intentionally fucked over the customer so that they could make ending dlc.[/QUOTE] Although I have to say, how do you explain that[sp] Shepard is seen alive on the ground in the rubble when he was up in the Citadel that just blew up into pieces?[/sp]
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35264786]you know what, just nevermind I prefer Female Shepards voice acting. That's my opinon. No one on other side is going to convince the other one. Malesheps will always love malesheps, femsheps will love femsheps. Whatever. We all love Mass Effect so I don't care.[/QUOTE] correct answer [editline]23rd March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=H4wkeye;35264967]Although I have to say, how do you explain that[sp] Shepard is seen alive on the ground in the rubble when he was up in the Citadel that just blew up into pieces?[/sp][/QUOTE] He won't be able to, that's the most definitive proof of the indoctrination theory, and it alone proves that they intended on making a new game/new ending, and it is impossible to disprove, like a lot of the theory.
[QUOTE=Haxxer;35264966] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7856270/urnext.jpg[/IMG] porting to source is fun[/QUOTE] oh my god
[QUOTE=Clementine;35264969]correct answer [editline]23rd March 2012[/editline] He won't be able to, that's the most definitive proof of the indoctrination theory, and it alone proves that they intended on making a new game/new ending, and it is impossible to disprove, like a lot of the theory.[/QUOTE] Indeed.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35264731]>I prefer female shepards >obviously I'm a high pitched 12 nerd Just... put it this way... would you rather have to stare at a man or a woman's ass for a 30 hour experience? :v:[/QUOTE] I wouldn't care as I'm Bisexual and I typically don't stare at pixelated ass either.
But staring at pixelated ass is cool. ... great page king me
I wish we could play Asari, so I could stare at pixelated Tentacles all day
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35264731]>I prefer female shepards >obviously I'm a high pitched 12 nerd Just... put it this way... would you rather have to stare at a man or a woman's ass for a 30 hour experience? :v:[/QUOTE] If the experience in question is a video game, then there will be very little ass staring going on.
[QUOTE=Scar;35265157]I wish we could play Asari, so I could stare at pixelated Tentacles all day[/QUOTE] Welcome to Multi-Player
[QUOTE=doommarine23;35265165]Welcome to Multi-Player[/QUOTE] Sadly there's no Asari Engineer
[QUOTE][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7856270/commanda.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Except it's not a Jamaican accent but a east African one.
[QUOTE=mac338;35265201]Except it's not a Jamaican accent but a east African one.[/QUOTE] But Jahvik is a buffalo soldier
Does anyone know the name/link of/to the music you turn on in Captain's quarters?
[QUOTE=doommarine23;35263737]Any Tips or Suggestions? I never made a Femshep ever :v:[/QUOTE] green eyes master race [t]http://i.imgur.com/cRszM.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/BjCQS.jpg[/t] [QUOTE=JeanLuc761;35263822]I prefer Meer's voice acting as well. Not that Hale is untalented, far from it. I just have a difficult time getting over that breathy, husky sound she used for Shepard. She's genuinely very good in emotional scenes, but in a normal conversation she can often sound bored. Meer might be less emotional, but he's extremely consistent and his voice fits the voice of a soldier, imo.[/QUOTE] As a mainly femshep player, Hale was terrible in ME2. Husky and bored all the time. She was alright in ME1 and better than Meer in ME3 (in my opinion, at least). [QUOTE=Hellduck;35265159]If the experience in question is a video game, then there will be very little ass staring going on.[/QUOTE] Do you realize how much jogging you need to do around the Citadel (I go through every single level every time just to hear all the conversations) or the ship (I talk to every crew member after every single mission, Liara has the least post-mission dialogue)? Femshep animation is fucking retarded but at least she's got good hips [QUOTE=Clementine;35264969]He won't be able to, that's the most definitive proof of the indoctrination theory, and it alone proves that they intended on making a new game/new ending, and it is impossible to disprove, like a lot of the theory.[/QUOTE] It only proves that Bioware meant the ending to be longer and slightly different I guess. Shepard was supposed to end up in London, [url=http://social.bioware.com/forum/Mass-Effect-3/Mass-Effect-3-Story-and-Campaign-Discussion-Spoilers-Allowed/Joker-Hidden-Dialogue-During-Conduit-Push-9787569-1.html]Joker was supposed to fuck Harbinger up[/url], etc. They just ran out of time, left out some bits in-between and hoped no one would notice any issues with the ending. [editline]24th March 2012[/editline] also oh god [quote][sp]Designer Cutscene: Shepard comes to. A handful of survivors from hammer, including Anderson and the henchmen, have gotten bogged down just a few dozen meters from the conduit and have dug in, but are dying quickly. Suddenly, the Normandy streaks overhead, evading fire fromthe Reaper and blowing a hole in the Reaper enemies' lines. Anderson shouts for Shepard to make a run for it, and orders the rest of Hammer to cover him." The outcomes to this where as follows. 1: "Shepard and Anderson approach the conduit's beam. Shepard gets in, but Anderson is grabbed by a husk. Shepard turns to help, but before he can do anything, the beam activates, whisking Shepard away to the Citadel. On the other side, Shepard tears the metal from his leg and casts it aside, and then injects himself with Medigel." 2:"Shepard comes to. Anderson is dragging him forward. A jagged, bloody piece of metal is sticking out of his thigh. The conduit anchor retracts, stranding the henchmen. Shepard tries to walk, but his leg buckles. Anderson hands Shepard his pistol, and lifts Shepard's arm around his neck, supporting his leg. The two begin to shuffle towards the conduit beam." 3: "Designer Cutscene: Shepard limps to the conduit, and takes one final look around for other survivors. Seeing none, he enters the beam and is transported to the citadel." 4: "Shepard regains consciousness. He's bloody, and obviously badly injured. The Reaper is overhead, blasting away at retreating elements of Hammer. Shepard looks around: he's surrounded by burning vehicles and corpses, alone. He reaches for a syrette of medigel, but finds them broken or empty. Determined, he struggles to his feet, and starts limping towards the conduit."[/sp][/quote]
Femshep running around in casual clothes looks fucking retarded. She sways her arms in a really dumb way. It looks awful.
I usually prefer to play females in games, however I don't in Mass Effect. It just feels better with a maleshep, but I don't think it's wrong to play female either. I wanted to try it once but I couldn't make my femshep not look like a fucking clown so I gave up on it.
Might've asked this already, but is there a fix to the problem at the end of the geth dreadnought stage? Apparently others have had the problem and I dunno where to find a reliable solution.
[QUOTE=ironman17;35265480]Might've asked this already, but is there a fix to the problem on the geth dreadnought? Apparently others have had the problem and I dunno where to find a reliable solution.[/QUOTE] At least if you're not alone in the boat a solution is bound to appear. But I'm afraid I don't know of any fixes.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;35265377]Femshep running around in casual clothes looks fucking retarded. She sways her arms in a really dumb way. It looks awful.[/QUOTE] Yeah. Luckily the N7 hoodie covers it up a bit with the thicker arms
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35264731]>I prefer female shepards >obviously I'm a high pitched 12 nerd Just... put it this way... would you rather have to stare at a man or a woman's ass for a 30 hour experience? :v:[/QUOTE] I'm a straight male, and I've never played femshep.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;35265377]Femshep running around in casual clothes looks fucking retarded. She sways her arms in a really dumb way. It looks awful.[/QUOTE] Maleshep looks like he's limping with both legs when he runs.
I still wish we had a krogan squad member. They act harf but they all have hearts of gold. I wonder what it's like to get hugged by a krogan?
[QUOTE=thisguy123;35265723]I still wish we had a krogan squad member. They act harf but they all have hearts of gold. I wonder what it's like to get hugged by a krogan?[/QUOTE][img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRRlD895307UxC-4yNgJxgsFKdqCUc9DZdR-YgDSDtiHko_lTFtq1Hp1S4d[/img]
[QUOTE=thisguy123;35265723]I still wish we had a krogan squad member. They act harf but they all have hearts of gold. I wonder what it's like to get hugged by a krogan?[/QUOTE] Probably not unlike getting a "hug" from a boa constrictor.
Welp, bought 2 spectre packs and unlocked the Geth Plasma Shotgun (Terrible ammo, great damage and accuracy) and the M2938129738219478whatever talon pistol, it's a weird pistol-shotgun hybrid, I like it.
The talon is just too heavy for me to have any use of, I mean doesn't it weight just as much as a regular shotgun? I don't see any purpose in it even tho it's a really cool gun. As for the geth shotgun, I'm jelly.
[QUOTE=jiggu;35265493]At least if you're not alone in the boat a solution is bound to appear. But I'm afraid I don't know of any fixes.[/QUOTE] I found a way to make her not look like a clown but sadly I do not know which texture factors affect eyeshadow and makeup. Otherwise I'd definitely fix my femshep.
You know, I've never actually even designed a Femshep before, when I get back to my desktop I'll give it a shot.
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