[QUOTE=Heigou;35277936]Cerberus should drop all their troops in place of only combat engineers, they would win even against the reapers.[/QUOTE]
All they'd need is like 3 turrets and no one would stand a chance
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;35277852]What did I do?!?! I had buttsex with Cortez. If only I had known not to spam paragon answers/responses.[/QUOTE]
[I]So you want me to bang you?[/I]
Sure.
[I]Are you really certain?[/I]
Yes i am.
[I]There's no going back...[/I]
[B]DAMN IT CORTEZ DO IT ALREADY[/B]
Yup that was an accident right there.
Turrets voted for OP enemy of the year. That or Banshees.
guys
holy shit
[sp]Control[/sp] = Illuminati
Illuminati
Illusive man
[B]ILLU[/B]
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;35277852]What did I do?!?! I had buttsex with Cortez. If only I had known not to spam paragon answers/responses.[/QUOTE]
There is no way you can accidentally fuck Steve.
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[editline]24th March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=DX_V;35278066]There is no way you can accidentally fuck Steve.[/QUOTE]
I was just reaching over to get something out of the glove compartment... :(
[QUOTE=Yahnich;35278178]wait what the fuck i didn't get the combine organic/synthetic option and i fucking had 3000 war assets. do i really have to fucking play multiplayer to get that goddamned ending?[/QUOTE]
By the looks of it, yes. You must have missed shitloads of stuff to be that far behind.
Holy shit Cortez is fucking buff.
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;35278216]Holy shit Cortez is fucking buff.[/QUOTE]
All Mass Effect men are.
It's because they all use the same model.
[url=https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewanalytics?formkey=dFRXN2FqVXY1blVEYkcwNWZHVVhVX0E6MQ#gid=0]Survey Results[/url]
Personal feedback will have to be sorted out separately, but one of my favorites was this:
"Can't resist that Scientist Salarian Swagger" :v:
[QUOTE=DX_V;35278290]It's because they all use the same model.[/QUOTE]
Or visit the same gymtrainer.
[url]http://w11.zetaboards.com/Mass_Effect_Codex/topic/7696485/1/[/url]
[quote]so through the 2 years he searching. he found a ship called called the The SSV Cocknballs
. and so he joined later on and his name changed to gala Vincent vas Cocknballs.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Scientastic;35278307][URL="https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewanalytics?formkey=dFRXN2FqVXY1blVEYkcwNWZHVVhVX0E6MQ#gid=0"]Survey Results[/URL][/QUOTE]
[quote]no big dick Darwin[/quote]
Fair enough
[QUOTE=Scientastic;35278307][url=https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewanalytics?formkey=dFRXN2FqVXY1blVEYkcwNWZHVVhVX0E6MQ#gid=0]Survey Results[/url]
Personal feedback will have to be sorted out separately, but one of my favorites was this:
"Can't resist that Scientist Salarian Swagger" :v:[/QUOTE]
I saw that "hello", you can't hide
EDIT: forgot to mention in the survey, but i was disappointed by the lack of threesomes. Also, technically if you fucked Legion, would you be screwing every geth?
[QUOTE=Dominicus;35278242]All Mass Effect men are.[/QUOTE]
It was pretty awkward talking to Kaidan in the hospital, his pecs somehow became humongous.
[QUOTE=noneshallpass;35278402]I saw that "hello", you can't hide
EDIT: forgot to mention in the survey, but i was disappointed by the lack of threesomes.[/QUOTE]
Shag Traynor and Liara at the same time? I'd be OK with that.
Read a tip on the loading screen saying you can destroy the a Phantoms sword. How the fuck do you do that? A sniper rifle?
[QUOTE=Dominicus;35278461]Shag Traynor and Liara at the same time? I'd be OK with that.[/QUOTE]
Aria and Liara please.
[img]http://i41.tinypic.com/nw0t9v.png[/img]
Ancient: most likely
Funny: Yes.
[QUOTE=Dominicus;35278315]Or visit the same gymtrainer.[/QUOTE]
The only person in ME who works out is Vega, and it turns him into the fucking hulk.
Women are apparently forbidden from going into gyms and/or eating food in the future.
[QUOTE=DX_V;35278561]The only person in ME who works out is Vega, and it turns him into the fucking hulk.
Women are apparently forbidden from going into gyms and/or eating food in the future.[/QUOTE]
No, all weight for women somehow ends up in the thighs.
[QUOTE=DX_V;35278561]The only person in ME who works out is Vega, and it turns him into the fucking hulk.
Women are apparently forbidden from going into gyms and/or eating food in the future.[/QUOTE]
The others train in secrecy.
[QUOTE=GetBent;35278459][B]It was pretty awkward[/B] talking to Kaidan in the hospital, his pecs somehow became humongous.[/QUOTE]
Yeah [I]Jesus[/I]. Why isn't it okay to bare Ashley's massive tits?
[QUOTE=Scientastic;35278307][url=https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewanalytics?formkey=dFRXN2FqVXY1blVEYkcwNWZHVVhVX0E6MQ#gid=0]Survey Results[/url]
Personal feedback will have to be sorted out separately, but one of my favorites was this:
"Can't resist that Scientist Salarian Swagger" :v:[/QUOTE]
The pie chart for the question about, "romance dlc?" looks like :v:
Not posted yet it seems:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGQOei74rEA[/media]
[QUOTE=SekritJay;35278385]Fair enough[/QUOTE]
"Big dick darwin"
"No big dick DArwin"
"Not enough big dick Darwin"
"Big dick Darwinian"
SOmeone out there really likes big dick Darwin.
[editline]24th March 2012[/editline]
Oh yeah, i wanted to know if that was an actual character. Don't type "Big dick Dawin" on google.
[QUOTE=noneshallpass;35278606]The pie chart for the question about, "romance dlc?" looks like :v:[/QUOTE]
Surprised how many people are willing to pay that extra bit for some more sex. :v:
[QUOTE=Scientastic;35278307][url=https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewanalytics?formkey=dFRXN2FqVXY1blVEYkcwNWZHVVhVX0E6MQ#gid=0]Survey Results[/url]
Personal feedback will have to be sorted out separately, but one of my favorites was this:
"Can't resist that Scientist Salarian Swagger" :v:[/QUOTE]
Fuck yeah my response got on the list.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21171698/ahyeah.png[/img]
I absolutely love the Graal. It's so satisfying to 1-shot enemies.
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