• Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition
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[QUOTE=Framperton;35291615]Yeah, I will. Once I get back home I'll construct cardboard N7 armor for my cat, and he will kick the crap out of a shrimpy pug dog. [editline]25th March 2012[/editline] But look how much space he/she takes up. Ridiculous.[/QUOTE]mass effect 4 is set 50,000 years later and you play as Commander German Shepherd, cats in the future are indoctrinated by the reapers btw, that's why they're such assholes
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;35291668]Let's not get into an arguement about how dogs are far more intelligent and loyal than cats and how cats are very picky and relatively bad at hunting anything other than rats and birds. This is the Mass Effect thread after all and talking about how inferior cats are to dogs would just be off topic.[/QUOTE] Yes, they are good at hunting birds at rats/mice rabbits whatever because that's what they eat, why hunt anything else? Also I've seen cats operate various mechanical implements that baffle dogs. It's exactly their lack of loyalty that illustrates their intelligence, who wants to be bossed around all the time. But yes, enough about dogs and cats, this is a thread about Mass Effect, and you know what pet Shepard has? FISH. Weird Alien fish.
Is every weapon in Singleplayer available to unlock in Multiplayer?
I love this thread. 20 pages MP discussion about how weak all the weapons are. Then suddenly philosophical discussion about life, followed by pictures of dogs.
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;35291687]mass effect 4 is set 50,000 years later and you play as Commander German Shepherd, cats in the future are indoctrinated by the reapers btw, that's why they're such assholes[/QUOTE] Hahahaha, when I read Commander German Shepherd I fell off my chair from the laugh. [QUOTE=jiggu;35291664]Yeah how can you sleep with him there? Though he's cute.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Framperton;35291615]Yeah, I will. Once I get back home I'll construct cardboard N7 armor for my cat, and he will kick the crap out of a shrimpy pug dog. [editline]25th March 2012[/editline] But look how much space he/she takes up. Ridiculous.[/QUOTE] True, she does take quite a bit of space, but I somehow cramp in. Sometimes it's kinda uncomfortable.
Mass Effect Megathread : Canine Master race
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;35291687]mass effect 4 is set 50,000 years later and you play as Commander German Shepherd, cats in the future are indoctrinated by the reapers btw, that's why they're such assholes[/QUOTE] Well in that case the reapers have it easy, just fire a bone or dog toy, or giant mailman or something out of the airlock and you've just sent Earth's entire defense force to the other end of the galaxy.
Apparently I missed something about cows? [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080727183729/masseffect/images/thumb/d/d7/Spacecow.jpg/830px-Spacecow.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Goldenboy;35291827]Apparently I missed something about cows? [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080727183729/masseffect/images/thumb/d/d7/Spacecow.jpg/830px-Spacecow.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] lol I remember those. the infamous horse/gazelle lizard kangaroo.
[QUOTE=Goldenboy;35291827]Apparently I missed something about cows? [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080727183729/masseffect/images/thumb/d/d7/Spacecow.jpg/830px-Spacecow.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That cow Reapers wouldn't survive the next cycle with those things flying about.
little bit of anteater in there as well. thank god that didn't make it.
[QUOTE=Framperton;35291731]Yes, they are good at hunting birds at rats/mice rabbits whatever because that's what they eat, why hunt anything else? Also I've seen cats operate various mechanical implements that baffle dogs. It's exactly their lack of loyalty that illustrates their intelligence, who wants to be bossed around all the time. But yes, enough about dogs and cats, this is a thread about Mass Effect, and you know what pet Shepard has? FISH. Weird Alien fish.[/QUOTE] Shepard can aslo get a varren, aka a space dog, and a robot dog. I don't see any cats in Mass Effect. But lets be honest, space hamster is the best pet.
I'm calling it now, indoctrinated Pyjaks.
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;35291903] But lets be honest, space hamster is the best pet.[/QUOTE] ... *squeak*
[QUOTE=PyroCF;35291909]I'm calling it now, indoctrinated Pyjaks.[/QUOTE] You're way late. It's been called a hundred pages back.
[QUOTE=Framperton;35291842]lol I remember those. the infamous horse/gazelle lizard kangaroo.[/QUOTE] The one that steals credits off you if you're not looking
Ah yes I remember that one.
space hamsters? Tribbles?
Four pages of arguing about whether or not cows are robots I love this thread <3
[QUOTE=Framperton;35291991]space hamsters? Tribbles?[/QUOTE] That's why there's only one space hamster. Remember the mess we went through with the gizka in KotOR?
the fuck [editline]25th March 2012[/editline] oh well ME thread for you, where's the tali porn then?
Fucking Veteran Premiums. Unlocked Asari Vangaurd, Drell Adept, and 2 Turian Soldiers. I'm not getting anything good out of these.
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;35292030]the fuck [editline]25th March 2012[/editline] oh well ME thread for you, where's the tali porn then?[/QUOTE] Well duh, just google porn and you'll find Tali's stock porn.
[QUOTE=Dominicus;35291940]You're way late. It's been called a hundred pages back.[/QUOTE] Argh, knew I should have read those 2591 unread posts :v:
seriously I've opened so many and no Krogan soldier I don't want silly Asari Vangaurds or Drell Adepts.
Actually there hasn't been a decent media dump in this thread for a while has there? Not that I'm suggesting that you do I swear
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35292114]seriously I've opened so many and no Krogan soldier I don't want silly Asari Vangaurds or Drell Adepts.[/QUOTE] asari vanguard is the only vanguard I tolerate
[QUOTE=SekritJay;35292124]Actually there hasn't been a decent media dump in this thread for a while has there? Not that I'm suggesting that you do I swear[/QUOTE] [url]https://www.dropbox.com/gallery/9448304/1/Mass%20Effect%203?h=2f238b[/url] take your pick
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35292114]seriously I've opened so many and no Krogan soldier I don't want silly Asari Vangaurds or Drell Adepts.[/QUOTE] I dont think i have a single taurian, korgan or drell.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nDKlv.jpg[/IMG] sleep well
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