[QUOTE=Jackald;35363252]The deviantarter gave her robot nipples...[/QUOTE]
Bioware gave her robot cameltoe
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;35363273]Bioware gave her robot cameltoe[/QUOTE]
more like the suit forming to miranda's body is what gave her cameltoe
Does EDI even have a pussy? I mean it's just metal exoskeleton
Edit: :v: Post above :v: :v:
[QUOTE=Jackald;35363450]Does EDI even have a functional Vagina?[/QUOTE]
I hate to admit that I saw the above picture of EDI with functional lady parts.
Alright, WHAT THE FUCK. I just promoted 2 characters after it gave me its shitty fucking splash screen about the operation starting. Where is my fucking commendation pack.
[QUOTE=Framperton;35363545]Alright, WHAT THE FUCK. I just promoted 2 characters after it gave me its shitty fucking splash screen about the operation starting. Where is my fucking commendation pack.[/QUOTE]
You will get it on Tuesday.
[QUOTE=H4wkeye;35363455]Does EDI even have a pussy? I mean it's just metal exoskeleton
Edit: :v: Post above :v: :v:[/QUOTE]
She gets a vagina in the synthesis ending
or Joker gets a robocock
My favorite thing about the Synthesis ending (the only thing to like about it really) is the fact that Joker and EDI get to be together.
That's nice :smile:
[QUOTE=Framperton;35363545]Alright, WHAT THE FUCK. I just promoted 2 characters after it gave me its shitty fucking splash screen about the operation starting. Where is my fucking commendation pack.[/QUOTE]
Commendation and Victory packs are given once the event is over.
[QUOTE=Dominicus;35363471]I hate to admit that I saw the above picture of EDI with functional lady parts.[/QUOTE]
Why end it there? there is more vagina jokes cumming. Thanks Framp for ruining it.
I smell a alot of robotic vaginas in here.
i like how in that picture EDI's breasts are actually smaller than they are in-game
My best gold round so far. We wiped on Wave 10 :<
[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596966336510989785/1E88B5387E3ABD9CFB8BD1348C5CC5981F28CF30/[/img]
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;35354973][url]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/9511-Mass-Effect-3-Gets-An-Ending[/url]
I knew Yahtzee would call the fanbase a bunch of idiots.[/QUOTE]
yahtzee has always been a fucking idiot can't believe people still listen to him
[QUOTE=Cuel;35364145]yahtzee has always been a fucking idiot can't believe people still listen to him[/QUOTE]
I just like watching his reviews
Why is it so god damn difficult for Shepard to talk to someone without ending up having sex with them? Seriously, I'm just chatting with people and all of a sudden all of my chat options are about being in a relationship. I feel like if Shepard walked in a crowded room and said "Hi" there would be an instant orgy.
And a chat option that used to be "Lets talk" which would lead to interesting conversations turned into "Lets talk about us."
You know, Reapers are quite arrogant actually.
Ok, this is really annoying now.
Every freakin' start up. I have to wait like 3 minutes because it connects to Origin servers and then checks for DLC. Then I click multiplayer and have to wait some more. I might be exaggerating the time but it feels like a long time.
It isn't just me, is it?
Plus, can't skip the intro automatically.. so double whammy.
and my weapons reset sometimes.. why.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;35364535]Ok, this is really annoying now.
Every freakin' start up. I have to wait like 3 minutes because it connects to Origin servers and then checks for DLC. Then I click multiplayer and have to wait some more. I might be exaggerating the time but it feels like a long time.
It isn't just me, is it?
Plus, can't skip the intro automatically.. so double whammy.
and my weapons reset sometimes.. why.[/QUOTE]
I dont have so much of a problem with ea servers, however my weapons get reset almost every match.
I've always been thinking of what to say to machines when they finally come to get us organics, and here's what I've come up with (and plan on saying before I go down):
( •_•)
"You can't make steel without carbon..."
( •_•)>⌐■-■
"And diamonds are harder than steel." (⌐■_■)
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;35354643]It kind of bothers me that people are suddenly starting to look back on Mass Effect with rose tinted glasses. Back during the release of ME1 and 2, people were bitching about things like the elevator rides and the way the Mako handled. Now I'm seeing things like "the Hammerhead sucks, the Mako was really fun to use" and "elevator rides were great, I can't believe they took them out".[/QUOTE]
The ending and endgame are really that bad.
[editline]31st March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;35354973][url]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/9511-Mass-Effect-3-Gets-An-Ending[/url]
I knew Yahtzee would call the fanbase a bunch of idiots.[/QUOTE]
he isn't calling the fanbase stupid, he's saying all endings should have been predicated on ALL your previous choices, and they should have been.
[editline]31st March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;35356164]exactly.
because casey hudson is a man who KNOWS what storytelling needs, whether you like it or not[/QUOTE]
Stapled on vanity projects shamelessly stolen from the worst part of the second matrix movie?
[editline]31st March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;35358439]uhhh
you did play the game right
and got to the part where it's stated multiple times that asari are the most advanced race[/QUOTE]
Oldest and most socially/politically stable. Geth tech pretty much kicks the shit out the asari.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;35357469]Good stories can be tragedies.
Mass Effect has never been a tragedy so the tragic ending was retarded
If you're writing a tragic story, it can have a tragic ending.
This is simple shit and no one should have to explain it to anyone[/QUOTE]
Exactly. An example is the alternate ending to Army of Darkness. I loved that ending, and wish it was in the final cut. If you're not familiar with it, it's when Ash drinks one too many potion drops, sending him too far forward into the future to a post apocalyptic earth. Here's a character that throughout 3 movies, fucks up every step of the way. He's a character who never learns from his mistakes. Everything he can do wrong, he does. That's the point. It's a comedy, and it's funny to see someone fail so badly constantly. That's why the alternate ending would have been the perfect ending. He still hasn't learnt from his mistakes, and now he's paying the ultimate price. Keep in mind the series is a comedy, it's so very appropriate.
But Mass Effect is not a comedy, nor does Shepard fail every step of the way comedically. S/he overcomes almost all odds, fighting for survival and winning. Hell even being killed didn't stop you. After fighting for so long and succeeding for so long, as well as uniting everyone in the galaxy along the way, an ending where you fail abysmally is NOT APPROPRIATE. Nor is it satisfying or logical.
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;35359003]That was piss easy for me. I was mostly annoyed by his plot armour.[/QUOTE]
Prothean rifle X, barrel V, ammo V, Incendiary 6.
Welcome to speedrun me3.
[editline]31st March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Rusty100;35364925]Exactly. An example is the alternate ending to Army of Darkness. I loved that ending, and wish it was in the final cut. If you're not familiar with it, it's when Ash drinks one too many potion drops, sending him too far forward into the future to a post apocalyptic earth. Here's a character that throughout 3 movies, fucks up every step of the way. He's a character who never learns from his mistakes. Everything he can do wrong, he does. That's the point. It's a comedy, and it's funny to see someone fail so badly constantly. That's why the alternate ending would have been the perfect ending. He still hasn't learnt from his mistakes, and now he's paying the ultimate price. Keep in mind the series is a comedy, it's so very appropriate.
But Mass Effect is not a comedy, nor does Shepard fail every step of the way comedically. S/he overcomes almost all odds, fighting for survival and winning. Hell even being killed didn't stop you. After fighting for so long and succeeding for so long, as well as uniting everyone in the galaxy along the way, an ending where you fail abysmally is NOT APPROPRIATE. Nor is it satisfying or logical.[/QUOTE]
He was being sarcastic rusty
[editline]31st March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=jiggu;35359266]Has the new challenge started? I didn't get a popup when I logged into multiplayer like I did with the last.[/QUOTE]
yes.
[editline]31st March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Waluigi;35360008]I agree with them, games have bad endings all the time. Why are people so uptight and bitchy about this one?[/QUOTE]
Because the company making the ending knows better, and has TOR and DA2 reactions to tell them not to do it again, and did it again anyway, except now Neo and JC save the internet by destroying the internet.
[editline]31st March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=mac338;35363200]I'm actually going to blame Bioware's character design department for this one, and not Deviantart.[/QUOTE]
They left out the hole.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;35363273]Bioware gave her robot cameltoe[/QUOTE]
Actually she has a hole.
[editline]31st March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;35362186]But... Why?[/QUOTE]
I told you about Walters bro, I fucking told you.
[editline]31st March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;35361097]Which should I pick for Turian soldier, concussive shot or proximity mine?[/QUOTE]
Cshot is better for gold, mines are better for the other two.
This is what Synthesis ending reminded me of:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM[/media]
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;35360528]Talon[/QUOTE]
Talon
Javelin
GPS
Graal
Carnifex
Paladin
Scorpion
Valiant
Wraith
HK-47 sums up the Kaiden/Ash Trust issues nice
2:28
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr81SliHytA[/MEDIA]
[QUOTE=supertribute;35365004][IMG]http://nerdreactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/mass_effect_2_wallpaper_by_madspike-d2u7e8x.png[/IMG]
[/QUOTE]
Jack :3 Why's she sad?
[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541797441552747110/F7F7B8D439B95619B9D70673AD9AFA98FC3A24DB/[/img]
It was weird.
The Banshee teleported up into there.
[QUOTE=27X;35365009]Actually she has a hole.
[/QUOTE]
Which vibrates
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