Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition

[Zezibesh]

[QUOTE=thisguy123;35373905]What gets me is why does everyone have such a raging hard on for Samara?

By asari standards she's old as all hell... would you have sex with an 80 year old woman? Cos that's what Samara basically is.[/QUOTE]

If the 80 year old looked 20, I don't see why not

[Blooper Reel]

[QUOTE=Greeneyes;35373696]What are you doing Bioware?:

[URL="http://masseffect.bioware.com/community/comm_center"]http://masseffect.bioware.com/community/comm_center[/URL]

EXPLAIN.[/QUOTE]

Hah, I just saw the ending comparison video in there.

[Raox]

[QUOTE=Necrotic Fever;35373895]I was bored recently, decided to make a Mass Effect related Gmod film. How bad is it?[/QUOTE]

Strange enough that it is amusing.

[Framperton]

[QUOTE=Greeneyes;35373696]What are you doing Bioware?:

[URL="http://masseffect.bioware.com/community/comm_center"]http://masseffect.bioware.com/community/comm_center[/URL]

EXPLAIN.[/QUOTE]

looks kind of neat to be honest. Although for some reason they keep getting all these weird tron and second life shit that has nothing to do with mass effect.

[jiggu]

[QUOTE=thisguy123;35373905]What gets me is why does everyone have such a raging hard on for Samara?

By asari standards she's old as all hell... would you have sex with an 80 year old woman? Cos that's what Samara basically is.[/QUOTE]
Because she got massive tits hanging out of her bodysuit. Also she doesn't look very old, her voice makes her milf tho.

[CaptainJL]

[QUOTE=thisguy123;35373905]
By asari standards she's old as all hell... would you have sex with an 80 year old woman?[/QUOTE]

[img]http://images.wikia.com/masseffect/images/5/58/Dr_Chakwas.jpg[/img]

[Framperton]

[QUOTE=thisguy123;35373905]What gets me is why does everyone have such a raging hard on for Samara?

By asari standards she's old as all hell... would you have sex with an 80 year old woman? Cos that's what Samara basically is.[/QUOTE]

She doesn't look 80 years old. That's all that matters to some people.

[jiggu]

[QUOTE=Necrotic Fever;35373895]I was bored recently, decided to make a Mass Effect related Gmod film. How bad is it?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diAFJrfAv0E[/media][/QUOTE]

The tiny bit of Crysis 2 music at the end made me go listen to the soundtrack for Crysis 2 and find out it was made by Hans Zimmer.

[Greeneyes]

[url]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/experienced-points/9523-The-Story-Doesnt-Matter[/url]

Another interesting read. Don't worry it's not rage-worthy, he agrees.

[noneshallpass]

[QUOTE=Greeneyes;35373696]What are you doing Bioware?:

[URL="http://masseffect.bioware.com/community/comm_center"]http://masseffect.bioware.com/community/comm_center[/URL]

EXPLAIN.[/QUOTE]
OH god, sheploo with fem shep's eyes

[mac338]

[QUOTE=thisguy123;35373905]What gets me is why does everyone have such a raging hard on for Samara?

By asari standards she's old as all hell... would you have sex with an 80 year old woman? Cos that's what Samara basically is.[/QUOTE]

By Asari standards Liara's like 10.
Samara looks 40 and that's what matters. 40's acceptable. She's actually modeled after a 32-year-old.

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;35374098][img]http://images.wikia.com/masseffect/images/5/58/Dr_Chakwas.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

I replaced her with the other medic

[Mr. Scorpio]

[QUOTE=Lambeth;35374645]I replaced her with the other medic[/QUOTE]

do you also murder children

and by children i mean mordin

[GetBent]

[QUOTE=mac338;35374613]By Asari standards Liara's like 10.
Samara looks 40 and that's what matters. 40's acceptable. She's actually modeled after a 32-year-old.[/QUOTE]

If you want to do the whole 100 in Asari is like a 10 year old, an 18 year old human in Mass Effect would be like a 12-15 year old today.

[H4wkeye]

[QUOTE=Sardonus;35372444]Oh dear god.
No. No. LEFT HAND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
NO. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE ZIPPER
OH GOD NO
NO

[b]WHYYYYYYYYY[/b]

[editline]31st March 2012[/editline]

God forgive me for what I've done today.[/QUOTE]

Wait, you're fapping with your left hand? What the hell man

[mac338]

[QUOTE=GetBent;35374673]If you want to do the whole 100 in Asari is like a 10 year old, an 18 year old human in Mass Effect would be like a 12-15 year old today.[/QUOTE]

Uh what?

[editline]31st March 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=H4wkeye;35374695]Wait, you're fapping with your left hand? What the hell man[/QUOTE]

Right hand is brutal, I am a convertee. Left hand is elegant.

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;35374659]do you also murder children

and by children i mean mordin[/QUOTE]

I threatened him

[GetBent]

[QUOTE=mac338;35374697]Uh what?[/QUOTE]

I'm saying, it's not just simple division 1000/100= 10 years old.

Since humans live to 150, 18 would be like a 12-15 year old.

In ME1 Liara says that at 106 or whatever her age was that it was like she was barely past being a teenager in human terms.

[TH89]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/YnI04.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/DUGKs.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/iGZN3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/EYZJU.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/tzIXG.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/mtRTX.jpg[/img]

[Zezibesh]

[QUOTE=H4wkeye;35374695]Wait, you're fapping with your left hand? What the hell man[/QUOTE]

Well I need my right on the mouse

[Goldenboy]

[b][url='http://marseffect.net/']Notch announces new game; 'Mars Effect'[/url][/b]

[quote='Notch']Features: A game ending that makes sense.[/quote]

(April Fools etc.)

[Dr. Gestapo]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vU9fZ.png[/IMG]

Goodnight sweet prince.

[Scar]

[QUOTE=Dr. Gestapo;35375265][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vU9fZ.png[/IMG]

Goodnight sweet prince.[/QUOTE]

Rip in Peace Cathca :,(

[editline]31st March 2012[/editline]

Also I apologize to anyone who had to listen to Soulja Boy because of me.

I may never atone for this...

[Rusty100]

[QUOTE=TH89;35373536]This is p. tite, I like it a lot except you drew his head crest asymmetrically[/QUOTE]
its a cartoon doodle its supposed to be a little curvatiously asymmetrical

[earthdefence]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41sZaUc804M]Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer and DLC Overview[/url]

[url=http://www.rarityguide.com/articles/articles/1739/1/Mass-Effect-3-Endings-Guide---HEAVY-SPOILERS/Page1.html]List of All Endings in Mass Effect 3[/url]

[Scar]

Also, Opposing Force music goes quite well with Mass Effect.

[voodooattack]

[QUOTE=Eltro102;35371153]not necessarily as diamonds used to be split with cleavers made out of steel as they do not have much strength as such, they are just very hard (as in very few things can scratch or wear them away) (still quite strong but not exceptionally). Also, you dont need carbon to make steel, iron can be alloyed with chromium, platnium, palladium etc to make styles of steel and also diamonds thermally decompose into graphite around ~700 C wheas many types of steel alloys can go much higher

[B][B][B][B][I][I][I][I][I][U][U][U][U][I][U]the more you know[/U][/I][/U][/U][/U][/U][/I][/I][/I][/I][/I][/B][/B][/B][/B][/QUOTE]

Eltro, I know you're still in there somewhere.
You've been indoctrinated. Can't you see?
LISTEN TO YOURSELF

[mac338]

Oh sweet I have 6500 EMS now and I'm still far from done.
If only it actually mattered...

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=mac338;35375402]Oh sweet I have 6500 EMS now and I'm still far from done.
If only it actually mattered...[/QUOTE]

If you have 5000 and 100% readiness you get the best possible ending. Everything after that is just gravy.

[Errorproxy]

[QUOTE=cagoBHuK;35369756]Feeling badass, when i do this!
[img]http://i43.tinypic.com/mvlu37.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

I love doing that..

Most games I get the gold medal for 10 grabkills. I hate it when people ruin my grabkills though.. shooting their stupid guns pushing away my victim.

Then there's those people who don't seem to do this at all.. they just stay in cover and shoot. Boring.